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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. New Cubed - First Supermaxi Since Speedboat

    Fair is fair, 05 WOXI put over an hour on Alfa. So they're even. yeah true
  2. New Cubed - First Supermaxi Since Speedboat

    Fair is fair, 05 WOXI put over an hour on Alfa. So they're even. and i think you'll find WOXI kicked loyals (ex Maximus) arse back in 2010 so my statement that she will 'kick it's arse like all before her' stands pretty much correct...... .. . so far ​remember the awesome start of last years race - the run to the final marker just inside the heads? think i know who conducts the sailing lessons yeah i remember it, i sailed the race did u?. what i saw on the replay was pretty shitty boat handling by 2 100fters, one which obviously was heading to the wrong mark and the other going with it until they were sure that loyal could not get back down to the correct mark. sailing lesson? not really. Oats could have straight lined it to the mark and been comfortably around before loyal but looked shit scared that loyal would get over them so chased them up. not going to waste any further time on this. ever wonder why loads of cheers go up when the don't win?
  3. New Cubed - First Supermaxi Since Speedboat

    yep twice. the first time by a sistership that gave them a sailing lesson. the 2nd time by some outside chance that no one rated as a chance. many of the years she won there was little or no competition. you made the bold statement "kicked everyones arse, like all before" or some delusional shit, not sorry for calling you on it
  4. New Cubed - First Supermaxi Since Speedboat

    lol not as embarrassing as 2009 when Alfa Romeo the sister ship flogged woxi to hobart (2hrs is a flogging), oh and Investec Loyal 2011 (3mins not a flogging but considering the boat embarrassing) who beat woxi as well. oats is good but it just takes a good boat and well tuned crew. not unbeatable
  5. Ben Lexcens designs

    can i make a suggestion: The OP should post the list of boats in a reply and then each time someone has one they just add the details to the list and reply otherwise its a shit fight. just asking?
  6. Ben Lexcens designs

    Can someone translate this to English so I can understand it? -thanks Australian kicked the seppos arse even though your guys tried everything under the sun to cheat. Every protest, every time the boat was measured it was proven legal. The tank testing was proven legal. Benny was a genius. What is even better is that the yacht AII was not even quicker than the seppos boat (what was it named? no one remembers 2nd place). The Australians won by MINDFUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Like we are mindfucking you right now. now go away and smoke a jeffery and relax loser
  7. Hottest Women

    nice i see you like a little tan, me too
  8. Joke

    An Arab man was sitting in his hotel in London when there was a knock on his door. "Room service sir" said a voice. The Arab guy opens the door. "Here are the Pringles you asked for sir" said the man. The Arab guy looks at it for 5 minutes and then says (in his deep Arabic accent) "What the fuck is this??? I said "Bring girls".
  9. So what news of Syd's new ride?

    d witt running the boat, just done samui regatta with a few drama's. engine problems. guess its on the way to oz?
  10. (817): Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots. mmm
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  12. Joke

    One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
  13. Hottest Women

    Cameron Diaz will do nicely
  14. Joke

    A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
  15. Joke

    The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ...' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ... 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy screwed a penguin!' 'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'