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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. Community Reputation Points

    Meli my child that is most unfair. To assume that someone is a sock puppet simply because they don't post much is to act in haste. Shame on you and you get a down vote for that. And while I am here I might give that fine (and well hung) fellow LB 15 a few likes. He seems very popular.
  2. Community Reputation Points

    Woody my child one should throw away their old socks. They turn sour when they get old.
  3. God smacks Pope

    To thank you for pointing this out Random my child I am organising a parade in your honor. You don't mind carrying your own cross to it do you?
  4. Unperson

    Hitler thought the same thing as well my child.
  5. Unperson

    You may be a doctor in which case your opinion may carry some weight. ( If it were your specilty of course- no one offers opinions outside of their expertise more than the medical profesion, and the words 'i was wrong' are not taught at any medical school) If not then you are just another wanker who gets their 'knowledge ' from google. If I knew he was brain damaged from a stroke I probobly would have cut the old fuck some slack. Of course the whole stroke theroy is just speculation anyway and something I had never heard of before. Should we assume that all angry posters on here have an underlying medical condition? Is Randumb impotent? Was bent sailor born without a pair of balls? Has mell had an impacted wisdom tooth in her bad English teeth since birth? No we don't know. All I saw was a stupid old cunt using any oppitunity to pound his political beliefs whilst listening to no one else's opinion. Yes I poked him for fun and then he started following me around making his incoherent and childish replies to my posts. Hey stalking is all part of the fun around here but he chose to open that door with me and so I had my fun with him. As the late, great MSG said this isn't nicey nicey anarchy. As for the other argument that because he was a sailor he was ok. Well let me tell you there would be very few people on this forum that have done the miles I have and that doesn't stop me from being an intolerable deauchbag! Fuck you should meet some of the cunts at my yacht club! I gave Dabs as much shit as anyone on here (never as clever as Benynn I will admit but my volume was sound) but he never took it personally and gave it back as good as he got it. And as for ethics on social media - don't trip of your rainbow princess.
  6. Australian concentration camps

    If these contractions you speak of are coming less than 4 minutes apart I have some news for you my child. It's been a while since my last miracle.
  7. Australian concentration camps

    Meliiiii my child, LB is not only handsome, wise and hung like a draft horse, he is right about those smiley face things. i created them for the amusement of pre pubescent teenagers on Facebook not bored librarians on Sailing Anarchy. And just to clear up another misconception. The weak ain't gunna inherent jack shit.
  8. Australian concentration camps

    One can swap ones log on quickly if required my child...
  9. Brisbane to Keppel

    On the 2nd day I created Gladstone women. The next day I created alcohol. Gladstone chicks need lovin too.
  10. Brisbane to Keppel

    Yes my son, I have blessed this crew with enormous cocks. I hope they use them wisely. 'And she said unto him, it is the width that gives comfort, not the length' -book of Job - palm 5.
  11. Brisbane to Keppel

    LB my child, I am watching over you. Remember that if you ever need my support, I am always with you. I have got your back. God speed my child.
  12. 3 cheers for BJ!

    And whilst I am out of the drawer, let me add the thanks of the many socks that you 'let through to the keeper' BJ. On behalf of the Coalition of Unidentified Nautical Trolling Sockpuppets (or 'C.U.N.T.S' as we prefer to be called) we thank you for our continuing existence. Bless you my child.
  13. Sock Puppets

    Point break my child that is harsh! Sock puppets are people too you know. They have feelings like other people. Their feelings are a little more easerly hurt than most, obviously.
  14. Sock Puppets

    Not all socks are used for evil my child...
  15. Taking an oath as part of being a citizen

    G.O.D.* You called my child?