Jason AUS

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About Jason AUS

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  • Birthday 12/02/1978

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  1. Gotta love it. $135k list price and the ad has only two photos...
  2. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    Probably! It’s amazing how far you get with the phrase “A beautiful young lady like you deserves better than him.”
  3. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    I’m not surprised you had to pay up front. Lamb is bloody expensive! Mutton more so. What, with having to block her number afterwards, the antibiotics and the awkward trying to avoid her in the club during twilight season...
  4. Jason AUS

    Aussie/Kiwi ocean and club racers

    So it has no deck or Interior, but if you tow it straight to the tip it comes with a brand new BBQ and an unused diesel motor? That’s half tempting...
  5. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    Because ScoMo is a cunt? He’s “stopped the boats” once before, so he’s clearly weaponised coronavirus, forcing a lock down of the northern beaches and all in a thinly veiled attempt to stop the Sydney Hobart race. He’s just a boat hating bastard! At least Turnbull sails!!!
  6. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    Did you buy her dinner first?
  7. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    That’s because when chucked on the grill for 5 minutes a side with some Garlic and rosemary they’re fecking delicious!
  8. Jason AUS

    Sydney to Hobart 2020

    I know one, but he has one hell of a beard. As long as you’re happy though... I don’t judge.
  9. Jason AUS

    Aussie/Kiwi ocean and club racers

    Well, that Bimini is a new addition and absolutely justifies the $175k price increase. Old mate must be smoking crack if he thinks the boat is worth that kind of coin. Or perhaps the drug habit is why he needs so much money...
  10. Jason AUS

    Australian Sailing

    And in Canberra?
  11. Jason AUS

    Australian Sailing

    Mast abeam?
  12. Jason AUS

    Australian Sailing

    I hate that. You order something useful, like an airsoft rifle or a box of chips and they drop off a Cartier watch instead. Useless bastards.
  13. Jason AUS

    Australian Sailing

    Yeah, I’ve been the young punk who got to drive for hours on end because I didn’t have existing shoulder injuries caused by tennis, home renovation or shagging the fat housewife next door. That time on the wheel was usual followed by “Right Junior. Fuck off up the front and get that kite down. And mind you turn the kettle on FIRST. Little prick that you are.” I’ve also been the bloke who has counseled that 3 broaches in ten minutes “is fucking stupid, and we should get the bag off now before Billy destroys another one... AND we’re only off bloody Botany. Bloody Billy.” Grey hairs have been ordered, but Australia Post has fucked up the delivery.
  14. Jason AUS

    Australian Sailing

    I have done a bit of round the cans racing, it bores the fuck out of me. At least when ocean racing you end up in a destination, instead of triangle, sausage, triangle, dodge the ferry and try to get the kite down quickly as the finish boat is hard up against the shore. So many buoy racers fail when it comes to around the ocean stuff. They don't know when to button off, blow up all the big chutes and end up sailing DDW with a jib, bitching about how uninspiring ocean racing is... The rest you can have.
  15. Jason AUS

    Sydney coach

    What? I can’t hear you! Speak up, you young Snap Her, Whip Her!