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- Birthday 12/02/1978
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The Australian Sailing and RQYS Kabuki Theatre Thread
Jason AUS replied to greasy al's topic in Sailing Anarchy
Gotta love it. $135k list price and the ad has only two photos... -
Probably! It’s amazing how far you get with the phrase “A beautiful young lady like you deserves better than him.”
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I’m not surprised you had to pay up front. Lamb is bloody expensive! Mutton more so. What, with having to block her number afterwards, the antibiotics and the awkward trying to avoid her in the club during twilight season...
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Aussie/Kiwi ocean and club racers
Jason AUS replied to The Dark Knight's topic in Ocean Racing Anarchy
So it has no deck or Interior, but if you tow it straight to the tip it comes with a brand new BBQ and an unused diesel motor? That’s half tempting... -
Because ScoMo is a cunt? He’s “stopped the boats” once before, so he’s clearly weaponised coronavirus, forcing a lock down of the northern beaches and all in a thinly veiled attempt to stop the Sydney Hobart race. He’s just a boat hating bastard! At least Turnbull sails!!!
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Did you buy her dinner first?
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That’s because when chucked on the grill for 5 minutes a side with some Garlic and rosemary they’re fecking delicious!
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I know one, but he has one hell of a beard. As long as you’re happy though... I don’t judge.
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Aussie/Kiwi ocean and club racers
Jason AUS replied to The Dark Knight's topic in Ocean Racing Anarchy
Well, that Bimini is a new addition and absolutely justifies the $175k price increase. Old mate must be smoking crack if he thinks the boat is worth that kind of coin. Or perhaps the drug habit is why he needs so much money... -
And in Canberra?
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Mast abeam?
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I hate that. You order something useful, like an airsoft rifle or a box of chips and they drop off a Cartier watch instead. Useless bastards.
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Yeah, I’ve been the young punk who got to drive for hours on end because I didn’t have existing shoulder injuries caused by tennis, home renovation or shagging the fat housewife next door. That time on the wheel was usual followed by “Right Junior. Fuck off up the front and get that kite down. And mind you turn the kettle on FIRST. Little prick that you are.” I’ve also been the bloke who has counseled that 3 broaches in ten minutes “is fucking stupid, and we should get the bag off now before Billy destroys another one... AND we’re only off bloody Botany. Bloody Billy.” Grey hairs have been ordered, but Australia Post has fucked up the delivery.
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I have done a bit of round the cans racing, it bores the fuck out of me. At least when ocean racing you end up in a destination, instead of triangle, sausage, triangle, dodge the ferry and try to get the kite down quickly as the finish boat is hard up against the shore. So many buoy racers fail when it comes to around the ocean stuff. They don't know when to button off, blow up all the big chutes and end up sailing DDW with a jib, bitching about how uninspiring ocean racing is... The rest you can have.
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What? I can’t hear you! Speak up, you young Snap Her, Whip Her!