HFC Hunter

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    Token Kiwi
    Gaucho cellars
    Hot French Chicks

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  1. HFC Hunter


    To be fair to Aussies, they’re just looking for a PM that can hold his end up. Bob at 88 still knocking ‘em down:
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    Uglyboat Admiration Society Hang Out

    Not ugly. Just taking muse from an Elephant Fish:
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    Dark Side of the Clipper Ships Book

    Paging Leo Samson? Leo for a rebuild in Aisle Cloud please? He could keep his bevelling saw in use once TH splashes back in. He’ll need a bigger lofting floor.
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    Ali on a boat.
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    Ride with the Duck, not Pigpen
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    Technical University Munich Sailing Survey

    You appreciate responses? Here’s a response: Fuck off you one-post “Click here” cunt-pox.
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    Inflatable vest test

    A few years ago our boat bought 15 deckvests at London boat show and I asked to put on and pull an exhibit unit’s ripcord. Ripcord came away in my hand without inflation. Spinlock Rep first said it was a demo version until we pointed out it wasn’t labelled then said I was too rough or it was a used canister. We let him know our thoughts on being rough during emergencies and then managed to trigger the canister. Despite that, I like and wear spinlock but learnt: duly wear but assume it won’t work.ie; clip on and don’t fall off! Also learnt back in Sea Survival that an inflator is diabolic without a crotch strap.
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    Is 'All pink on the outside gear' cool?

    Crew gear is cool. If you’re part of the crew, or shagged part of their crew.
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    Dark Side of the Clipper Ships Book

    Gentlemen didn’t take their Clippers to windward. The yanks were effectively blackballed from the tea/opium/silver triangle so scraped to build a poorer coffee trade on routes that weren’t as trade-winded.
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    Are Mount Gay Rum Hats Cool?

    As Bill Bryson explained: Junk (in this case MG caps) has a worth that is proportional to the distance from whence it came.
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    Jtfc! I thought the godbotherers in the spinnaker thread were leading fun-fuckers until these guys said “Hold my beer!” Time to Rule69 them all for bringing the public image of yacht clubs into disrepute while they circle jerk with the lawyers.
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    “Knot” a cool pun: worst boat names ever

    Anarchy, knot!
  13. Holy shit! I’ve been charged by a Black bear and it was terrifying. Needing to stab one to death as it attacks is unimaginable. Browns would be a step even further into the revenant realm of where I don’t want to even think.
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    “Knot” a cool pun: worst boat names ever

    Four categories cover all boat names: -Power. E.g. Magnum. You better be damn impressive, and not a 4ktsb, to carry it off. -Puns. E.g as per this thread. ‘Nuff said. -Endearing. E.g. Mollie. Don’t set the world alight, but keep the flames kindled in your own heart. -Corporations/sponsors. Similar in purpose to a harlots’s streetname.
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    A big project!

    Hey Maui? Ever seen a grown man naked?