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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

WinchinBritches

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About WinchinBritches

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    Cooler by the Lake
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    Water...frozen or otherwise, can't be picky up here.

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  1. Joke

    I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice Cabernet. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, because I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
  2. Joke

    A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my lovely date who happened to be living with her parents at the time...I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; Filet Mingon, Lobster, Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I then replied, "Would you care for dessert?"