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About WinchinBritches

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  • Birthday 02/28/1985

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    Cooler by the Lake
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    Water...frozen or otherwise, can't be picky up here.

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  1. That's an excellent idea. Somewhere I have a recipe for a pizza crust made from mashed cauliflower that's actually not too bad. Cauliflower pizza crust: CRUST: 1/2 LARGE head cauliflower (or 2+ cups shredded cauliflower) 1 large egg 1 cup finely shredded mozzarella cheese (or try another kind!) 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried minced garlic (or fresh garlic) 1/2 teaspoon onion salt Directions: 1. Shred the cauliflower into small crumbles. You can use the food processor if you'd like, but you just want crumbles, not puree. You'll need a total of about 2 cups or so of cauliflower crumbles (which is about half a large head of cauliflower. Place the cauliflower crumbles in a large bowl and microwave them (dry) for 8 minutes (see Tips below if you do not have a microwave). Give the cauliflower a chance to cool. 2. Prepare the crust: Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. Spray a cookie sheet or pizza pan with nonstick spray (or use a nonstick surface). In a medium bowl, mix the cauliflower crumbles (about 1 1/2 cups since they shrink after cooking) with the remaining crust ingredients. Pat the "crust" into a 9 to 12-inch round on the prepared pan. Spray the crust lightly with nonstick spray and bake for 15 minutes (or until golden). Remove the crust from the oven and turn the heat up to broil. Top with whatever you like and bake again until cheese is melted - it's awesome! Even better the next day re-warmed (then again what pizza isn't!). I thought it sounded totally disgusting until I actually tried it. Funny how that is! Pay attention to the crumbles vs. puree part - first time I made it I had puree and the crust didn't hold well...
  2. Rum

    Normally prefer whiskey neat, but when on a boat it's gotta be rum! Kilo Kai on the smooth.
  3. I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice Cabernet. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, because I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
  4. A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my lovely date who happened to be living with her parents at the time...I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; Filet Mingon, Lobster, Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I then replied, "Would you care for dessert?"