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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  • Birthday 04/12/1957

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  • Location
    Chesapeake Bay/Vail
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    Boats: J35, Chesapeake 20 ,Laser , 47' ChrisCraft Commander, Mainship 34, Rossi Sin 7s, Rossi Soul 7s, K2 Hard Sides, Salomon Dictators, K2 Recons, K2 Xplorers, Rosi Phantoms, other boats and powder boards to be named later
  1. Trophy Vendors - Any Recommendations?

    Framed photographs of the boats winning the awards
  2. Ophelia

  3. Whaddya get when ya cross a hooker with a lawyer? A fucking know-it-all...
  4. Riding Lawnmower DTS

  5. Tom Petty DTS

    maybe not quite DTS http://www.startribune.com/rock-legend-tom-petty-66-dies-from-heart-attack/449112653/#1
  6. Tom Petty DTS

    yeah man... saw him a few times at Backstage Bar and once at Lake Alice field.
  7. Tom Petty DTS

    and now he's freeeeeeeeeeeeee fallin'
  8. J-36 Rod Rigging

    well then both their mothers tits!!! something! the Hef DTS is the only good tits thread we've had around here in a while!
  9. Hugh Hefner - DTS

    Thanks for the mammaries
  10. J-36 Rod Rigging

    and your wife's girlfriends' tits
  11. What happens if you lose control of tiller during a tack

    one of the first things I tell new crew is stay the fuck out of the arc of travel of the tiller.. a demonstration by by whacking them with the tiller a few times usually etches that concept into their thick skulls... it's imperative that you be able to steer the boat.. if you're not confident enough to hang onto the tiller, go out and play with your boat and practice until you are.
  12. used 4 seat convertibles under 8k?

    owned a CLK 320 like a lot of other 2 door "4 seater" ragtops.. not really room in the back seat fro 2 adults. a coupe kids maybe.. but very limited footroom
  13. J35 Anarchist

    What a wonderful contribution to the discussion!
  14. used 4 seat convertibles under 8k?