Ron Burgundy

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About Ron Burgundy

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  • Birthday 11/09/1968

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  1. Ron Burgundy

    Misty May's Ass

    Why do you keep trying to engage this asshole? Apparently he's been completely out classed as evidenced by his silence/unwillingness to engage in anything actually sailing related. It's just not fun anymore. See you at ARW. I'll be the drunk guy in the corner.
  2. Ron Burgundy

    Misty May's Ass

    DUDE! Dammit! You Fuck!
  3. Ron Burgundy

    Misty May's Ass

    As much as this pains me to say, I absolutely agree with you.
  4. Ron Burgundy

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    AYE!
  5. Ron Burgundy

    Joke

    It's important to have back up job skills . . . A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."