Willsail4food

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About Willsail4food

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  • Birthday 02/04/1978

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  1. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    And imagine if I came with em?!? Good to see things haven't changed much around here. I'll be back home July 29th. One of you guys should get me a beercan ride on one of those big cool boats SOTM is talking about.
  2. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    Checked in here for the first time in a LOOOOOONG time. Am I now an outsider Sailor90? I hope not. Sad to see things haven't changed much. Different names, same poop flying. I'd love to say I miss you all, I'd love to say I miss some of you, hell...I'd love to say I miss ANY of you besides Blubs! TWENTY-FOUR! As you were...
  3. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I have dinner plans, but I'm going to try to stop by afterwards. I'm not giving you my donkey punching gloves, but I'll come up with something to bring. Are slightly-used, underaged, drunk Asian hookers OK? Edit: Chaos, I am a certified cheese grader.
  4. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    It was awesome to be back in a 420 for the first time since HS. We were fast when it was blowing!! Thanks dude, most fun I've had with my clothes on in a long time! Oh, who am I kidding, we had our clothes off...
  5. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I talked to Tony about the whole A-B buying Goose. What he said to me was something like: this is good for Chicago, beer, and Goose. So apparently this is a good thing. CP I'll talk to Alice to see if we've got any room for you.
  6. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    What he means to say is show us some tits
  7. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    Rest In Peace Mikey. You will be missed.
  8. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I missed the boater's bash(i'm sure you all missed me) how was it??
  9. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I might stop by the 105 party since it's on my way to Columbia.
  10. is the status quo

  11. This website iscertainly in my top 5! (701) Wanna fuck? (320) ? (701) it's pretty self explanatory Good times!
  12. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest cock he had ever seen! I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, the mortician commented, I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive cock. It must be saved for posterity. So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. I have something to show you that you won't believe, he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. My God! the wife exclaimed, Schwartz is dead!
  13. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel" the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
  14. Willsail4food

    Joke

    I thought he invented the internet??
  15. Willsail4food

    Joke

    Told this on the rail this weekend. What do you do if a woman's watch breaks? Nothing, there's a clock on the stove.