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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Willsail4food

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  1. And imagine if I came with em?!? Good to see things haven't changed much around here. I'll be back home July 29th. One of you guys should get me a beercan ride on one of those big cool boats SOTM is talking about.
  2. Checked in here for the first time in a LOOOOOONG time. Am I now an outsider Sailor90? I hope not. Sad to see things haven't changed much. Different names, same poop flying. I'd love to say I miss you all, I'd love to say I miss some of you, hell...I'd love to say I miss ANY of you besides Blubs! TWENTY-FOUR! As you were...
  3. I have dinner plans, but I'm going to try to stop by afterwards. I'm not giving you my donkey punching gloves, but I'll come up with something to bring. Are slightly-used, underaged, drunk Asian hookers OK? Edit: Chaos, I am a certified cheese grader.
  4. It was awesome to be back in a 420 for the first time since HS. We were fast when it was blowing!! Thanks dude, most fun I've had with my clothes on in a long time! Oh, who am I kidding, we had our clothes off...
  5. I talked to Tony about the whole A-B buying Goose. What he said to me was something like: this is good for Chicago, beer, and Goose. So apparently this is a good thing. CP I'll talk to Alice to see if we've got any room for you.
  6. What he means to say is show us some tits
  7. Rest In Peace Mikey. You will be missed.
  8. I missed the boater's bash(i'm sure you all missed me) how was it??
  9. I might stop by the 105 party since it's on my way to Columbia.
  10. This website iscertainly in my top 5! (701) Wanna fuck? (320) ? (701) it's pretty self explanatory Good times!
  11. A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest cock he had ever seen! I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, the mortician commented, I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive cock. It must be saved for posterity. So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. I have something to show you that you won't believe, he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. My God! the wife exclaimed, Schwartz is dead!
  12. A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel" the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
  13. I thought he invented the internet??
  14. Told this on the rail this weekend. What do you do if a woman's watch breaks? Nothing, there's a clock on the stove.
  15. A first grade teacher is teaching the class about morals. She tells a story with a moral and then asks the class if they have any stories they'd like to share. Molly raises her hand. "My aunt raises chickens and one day I went out to collect the eggs. On the way back I dropped the basket. All the eggs broke. The moral: Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Very good Molly. Praises the teacher. Anyone else have a story? Kelly is next. "My mom has cows on ouir farm. I milked one of the cows and tripped and spilled the milk. I was upset, but my mom said it was OK. Moral: Don't cry over spilled milk. "Excellent, anyone else?" Asks the teacher. A quiet kid sitting at the back of the class raises his hand. "Bobby, you have a story to tell?!" The teacher exclaims, he's never participated voluntarily before. Bobby says "My Dad was in Vietnam. He was on patrol one day with his unit and they were ambushed by 150 Viet Cong soldiers. He looked around and the rest of his unit was dead. He jumped into a fox hole. All he had was 2 machine guns, two grenades, his sidearm and a bottle of Jack. He took a big swig of the Jack, jumped out with one of the machine guns and killed 50 Viet Cong soldiers. He jumped back into the fox hole, took another swig of the Jack, jumped back out with the other machine gun and killed another 50 soldiers. He jumped back in the foxhole, drank some more jack, lobbed the grenades and killed 40 soldiers. He finished off the bottle and jumped out with his sidearm and killed the remaining 10 soldiers." "My dad killed 150 Viet Cong singlehandedly!" Bobby says proudly. Rather disgusted and confused the teacher asks "Bobby WHAT is the moral of this story?!?" "DON'T FUCK WITH MY DAD WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!"