Willsail4food

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  1. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    And imagine if I came with em?!? Good to see things haven't changed much around here. I'll be back home July 29th. One of you guys should get me a beercan ride on one of those big cool boats SOTM is talking about.
  2. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    Checked in here for the first time in a LOOOOOONG time. Am I now an outsider Sailor90? I hope not. Sad to see things haven't changed much. Different names, same poop flying. I'd love to say I miss you all, I'd love to say I miss some of you, hell...I'd love to say I miss ANY of you besides Blubs! TWENTY-FOUR! As you were...
  3. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I have dinner plans, but I'm going to try to stop by afterwards. I'm not giving you my donkey punching gloves, but I'll come up with something to bring. Are slightly-used, underaged, drunk Asian hookers OK? Edit: Chaos, I am a certified cheese grader.
  4. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    It was awesome to be back in a 420 for the first time since HS. We were fast when it was blowing!! Thanks dude, most fun I've had with my clothes on in a long time! Oh, who am I kidding, we had our clothes off...
  5. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I talked to Tony about the whole A-B buying Goose. What he said to me was something like: this is good for Chicago, beer, and Goose. So apparently this is a good thing. CP I'll talk to Alice to see if we've got any room for you.
  6. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    What he means to say is show us some tits
  7. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    Rest In Peace Mikey. You will be missed.
  8. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I missed the boater's bash(i'm sure you all missed me) how was it??
  9. Willsail4food

    Chicago Area III

    I might stop by the 105 party since it's on my way to Columbia.
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  11. This website iscertainly in my top 5! (701) Wanna fuck? (320) ? (701) it's pretty self explanatory Good times!
  12. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest cock he had ever seen! I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, the mortician commented, I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive cock. It must be saved for posterity. So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. I have something to show you that you won't believe, he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. My God! the wife exclaimed, Schwartz is dead!
  13. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel" the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
  14. Willsail4food

    Joke

    I thought he invented the internet??
  15. Willsail4food

    Joke

    Told this on the rail this weekend. What do you do if a woman's watch breaks? Nothing, there's a clock on the stove.
  16. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A first grade teacher is teaching the class about morals. She tells a story with a moral and then asks the class if they have any stories they'd like to share. Molly raises her hand. "My aunt raises chickens and one day I went out to collect the eggs. On the way back I dropped the basket. All the eggs broke. The moral: Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Very good Molly. Praises the teacher. Anyone else have a story? Kelly is next. "My mom has cows on ouir farm. I milked one of the cows and tripped and spilled the milk. I was upset, but my mom said it was OK. Moral: Don't cry over spilled milk. "Excellent, anyone else?" Asks the teacher. A quiet kid sitting at the back of the class raises his hand. "Bobby, you have a story to tell?!" The teacher exclaims, he's never participated voluntarily before. Bobby says "My Dad was in Vietnam. He was on patrol one day with his unit and they were ambushed by 150 Viet Cong soldiers. He looked around and the rest of his unit was dead. He jumped into a fox hole. All he had was 2 machine guns, two grenades, his sidearm and a bottle of Jack. He took a big swig of the Jack, jumped out with one of the machine guns and killed 50 Viet Cong soldiers. He jumped back into the fox hole, took another swig of the Jack, jumped back out with the other machine gun and killed another 50 soldiers. He jumped back in the foxhole, drank some more jack, lobbed the grenades and killed 40 soldiers. He finished off the bottle and jumped out with his sidearm and killed the remaining 10 soldiers." "My dad killed 150 Viet Cong singlehandedly!" Bobby says proudly. Rather disgusted and confused the teacher asks "Bobby WHAT is the moral of this story?!?" "DON'T FUCK WITH MY DAD WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!"
  17. Willsail4food

    Joke

    How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head. What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
  18. Willsail4food

    Joke

    A bus full of of (whatever race/creed/religion/etc) drove off a cliff the other day. Everyone aboard died. It was a crying shame......there were still three empty seats.
  19. Willsail4food

    Joke

    This is only safe to tell good friends.... So I was driving down the street the other day and I hit your mom. I was like OH CRAP, that's Mrs. Johnson(sorry I don't know your mom's name). I got out and asked her if she was OK. "Yes" she replied "but I have to ask you, why didn't you swerve to go around me?!?" I replied "I have to be honest with you Mrs. Johnson, I didn't think I had enough gas."
  20. Willsail4food

    Joke

    OK, blonde joke 1st: Why can't blondes eat pickles? They'd get their head stuck in the jar. And what I came here for: A Turkish woman was swimming one day when she sees another woman come out of the pool with a lit cigarette. The Turkish woman tries it and it doesn't work. She asks the woman how she keeps her cigarette lit. She replies: I just put a condom over it. The Turkish woman goes to the drug store and asks the clerk for a pack of condoms. The clerk asks: What size would you like? She replies: I don't know, big enough to fit my camel.
  21. Willsail4food

    Joke

    Two gays are in a hotel room and the hotel catches on fire. Which one gets out first, the one on top, or the one on the bottom?? The one on the bottom, he already has his shit packed.
  22. Willsail4food

    Joke

    Guy walks into a bar and orders 4 martinis. Bartender asks "What's the occasion?" Guy says "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender says "Congratulations!" Guy replies "Thanks, if this doesn't get the taste out, NOTHING will."
  23. Willsail4food

    Joke

    I came home one day and said to my girlfriend "Hey honey you should rub toilet paper on your tits." "WHY?!?" she replied. "It'll make them bigger, look what it did for your ass!"