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    Two sailors and dogs rescued after 5 months

    Devil's Triangle? 0 x 160 degrees ? Boats go in but they very rarely come out? Oh, my aching ass. I have never heard such a pile of shite. There is absolutley no way these two spent 5 months on that boat floating around down to the equator and back to Japan. Not to say that either of them look good -- but they don't look like they've been through a 5 month harrowing experience. No Fucking Way. Somebody in Hawaii has to know them. If she spent 2 years building that POS with a black girlfriend, she didn't do it without making some kind of scene.
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    Moovie Review Threade

    Joe Bob, correct me if I'm wrong, got his start in the Pink Section of the SF Chronicle. At least that's the first time I knew of him, and that had to be 30 years ago or there abouts. Joe Bob Goes to the Drive In Movies. Everything was rated off of his all time favorite movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Rated in buckets of blood and breast. ie: 2.5 buckets and 3 breasts...Joe Bob says Check It Out!
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    Moovie Review Threade

    Pardon me if this is supposed to be a thread for newer flicks, but saw a few that were older. someone mentioned "The Lobster" which I thought was pretty groovey. Along those same lines, with a definite bend towards the sick and twisted, try 'CHEAP THRILLS" . Coupla years old at least, funny as shit with a good, fairly unknown cast. I'd give it 3.5 snags just for the twist factor.
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    Harvey Weinstein

    Maybe he's the only one that will continue to do her...have you seen Lindsay lately? Yeeesh!
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    Tom Petty DTS

    yep...just read it on MSNews as well. Not many details yet, but apparently some sort of heart failure. A shame, never one of my true faves, but a legend for sure.
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    So Freddie, who was a bit thick, got a new job that required him to have his own transportation. Freddie had never owned a car before, and went directly to the used car lot on Main Street, just down the block from his favorite diner. Freddie, who was a bit thick, didn't have much money but figured he could maybe spend about $500 for a car. At the used car lot on Main Street, right down from his favorite diner, he found a car that had a large $500 sign stuck in the windshield. So Freddie, who was a bit thick, asked the used car salesman how much for the car. The salesman says "Freddie, you must be a bit thick, cause the sign right in the windshield says $500. But I tell you what, Freddie. You bring me cash and I'll discount the price by 5%". Freddie leaves to go home to get his money, but being a bit thick, couldn't finger out how much the car would actually cost after a 5% discount. So he goes into his favorite diner, which was right down the block there on Main Street. He sits down and has an idea, which doesn't happen often because he knows he's a bit thick. But he looks at Doris, his favorite waitress at his favorite diner on Mainstreet, and asks "Doris? If I gave you a $500 tip and you discounted it by 5%, how much would you take off?" Doris looks at Freddie, who is usually a bit thick, and replies "Honey, you give me $500 and I'll take off everything but my earings."
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    Best Science Fiction Movies

    Splendid choices most all. Gotta love the "I'm here to chew bubblegum" line from They Live. One I just saw recently, over a decade old, and then had to watch it twice to make sure I got it. Primer Extremely low budget, made the guys a goodly amount I think. And it's very, very good. Don't know why it took me a dozen years to ever see it. Primer. If you're into that whole space time continuum thing.
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    Random PicThread

    HE'S BACK!!!!!
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    Random PicThread

    oh man...I hope you can finger it out soon Hobot. This is by far the best thread anywhere...not just SA, but ANYWHERE! Can't tell you how many I've downloaded and sent to friends, and they ask where I found such a pic. I always link them back to your thread. Fingers crossed.
  10. Nick G

    Bro - do i know you? I am only surly in defeat...

    1. J T

      J T

      Been a while.  Jim Taylor.  I'm only surly in facking Oklahoma.  Miss you guys.



    2. Nick G

      Nick G

      Jim! Long time. There must have been 10 race directors at the Frantic since you left. Just sailed there this weekend. 

      Hope all is well on Oakla-By-God! 

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    Older well known IOR Boats

    Ha!! That is fackin brilliant. I used to know a guy looked just like you about 40 years ago. Before he got all surly and shit...
  12. Yep. If all that happened, why the fack didn't the watch from the Fitzgerald see the fackin 700 foot, 2,858 TEU container ship?
  13. J T

    what is it?