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    College Football 2016

    Ask and ye shall receive: Group ID#: 11833 Password: Saban_is_the_Devil Edit: First bowls games are Dec 17 & 18. Gets your picks in early..... Thanks Jeff
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    "National Cleavage Day"

    Bless you Sol
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    Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Fair winds MSG Your warmth and humor will be missed but not forgotten.
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    Yoo Hoo ... Mr. Obama sir...

    Malarkey's at a loss for words. This is some funny shit
  5. (847): So I'm banging this nun... (314): Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
  6. (617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
  7. Nice get aA This has turned into one of the sites I check every morning.
  8. (515): Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card? (847): Beat you to it.
  9. nice poem! thanks for getting in the spirit of the holiday!

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    That video is no different than scrolling through this thread.
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    Making a baby. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a >surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father >was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm >off now. The man should be here soon." > > > >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer >happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, >Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." > > > >"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been >expecting you." > > > >"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you >know babies are my specialty?" > > > >"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have >a seat". > > > >After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" > > > >"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the >couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room >floor is fun. You can really spread out there." > > > >"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry >and me!" > > > >"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if >we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven >angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." > > > >"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith. > > > >"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be >In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with >that." > > > >"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. > > > >The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of >his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. > > > >"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. > > > >"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider >their mother was so difficult to work with." > > > >"She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith. > > > >"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the >job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get >a good look" > > > >"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. > > > >"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. >The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly >concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. >Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had >to pack it all in." > > > >Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, >" > > > >"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod >and we can get to work right away." > > > >"Tripod?" > > > >"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much >too big to be held in the hand very long." > > > >Mrs. Smith fainted!!
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    Three ducks walk into a pub and sit at the bar. The bartender looks at the first duck and says the names Sam, what's your name? The first duck says Hughey. The barkeep asks how's your day so far Hughey. Oh my days has been great the duck says. I've spent the whole day in and out of puddles, what more could a duck ask for? The fella behind the bar looks to the next duck and says what's your name? Dewey replise the duck. Well Dewey hows you day been? Dewey says it's been just great, spent the whole day in and out of puddles, what more could a duck ask for? The bartender looks at the third duck and says let me guess your Louie No says the third duck I'm Puddles
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    Michael Vick has a new endorsement deal. Hush Puppies
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    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a cupcake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too."
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    My bad. It came in an e-mail today and I just cut and pasted without looking. Next time I'll post two.