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  1. Wreck™

    what are you listening to right now .... part quatre

    Ever Fallen in Love 63 years old, this makes me feel close to death(-:
  2. Wreck™

    "National Cleavage Day"

    Say that again Snaggs, with feeling (-:
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    Best Lyrics Ever

    Lacks humor Snaggs, step it up a bit (-: Leggo Beast
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    Best Lyrics Ever

  5. Wreck™

    Best Lyrics Ever

    light air, only 2 races barely sailed. This time of year has 2 general breeze conditions, none or to much. 7 boats, this is excellent participation considering the venue and being a first annual event. There was no drama. Richard Thompson Oh Valerie! You give me heart attack Oh Valerie! You put me on the rack Oh you say that I'm history, you say I'm no good Then you want to be two babes in the wood That's what I call playing to the gallery Well I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie Hey Valerie! She got a scar down here Valerie! She got gold in her ear A figure like this, lips like that Red fingernails, teeth like a cat She never gets home till five or four or three Well I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie Well I'm soft in the head, I give her hard cash She spends all my money on junk and trash Nylon fur, plastic shoes And fifty-seven things she's never going to use Never, never, never going to use Oh Valerie! Oh Valerie! Oh Valerie! Well Valerie! You're going to choke or drown Valerie! Why don't you put that down? If you don't get over this eating jag They're going to take you home in a body bag I can't stand to see one more calorie Well I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie Now every time I turn my back She's 'round the corner, looking for a crack It's going to be the ruin of me Well I'm running on nervous energy Running on nervous energy Oh Valerie! She want to move out of town Valerie! She want the money down She want leopard-skin this, tiger-skin that Matching luggage, lipstick, hat I can't afford her on my salary Still I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie Hmm I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie Valerie! Oh Valerie! Well! Whooo!
  6. Wreck™

    Best Lyrics Ever

    Well I know a little girl Lives over there She looks so square But for a pair of ragin' eyes Oh she's got ragin' eyes Well she ain't such a beauty Hardly a Juliet But she can roll a Romeo And then do his duty With those ragin' eyes, ragin' eyesWell I know a little girl Lives over there She looks so square But for a pair of ragin' eyes Oh she's got ragin' eyes Well she ain't such a beauty Hardly a Juliet But she can roll a Romeo And then do his duty With those ragin' eyes, ragin' eyes I am RC for a women only Regatta in Flying Scots this Sunday, I may see some Ragin Eyes before it is over. Wish me luck Snaggs, I may end up in deep shite.
  7. Wreck™

    50K

    Took you 15 years slacker
  8. Wreck™

    Songs About Sailing

    If you are determined to get a load on and start a new thread make it humorous at the very least and silly at best (-:
  9. Wreck™

    Another tinkering project

    Whilst it is unlikely that you have failed to notice that the soccer world cup is happening this year you may like this. The awesome Kirsty MacColl
  10. Wreck™

    Another tinkering project

    I have been fucking around in this cesspool since 2003, a good deal of fun has been had, now I am just a bitter old man (-:
  11. Wreck™

    "National Cleavage Day"

    Not a lot of action for me this year. My YC is not hosting any large OD regattas and I no longer travel. The J22 worlds are in Annapolis this fall, I am not going to do that for the third time. Otherwise all is going along just fine.
  12. Wreck™

    "National Cleavage Day"

    You are deplorable Snaggs What's up my friend, doing anything fun this Summer?
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    Another tinkering project

    This is a serious First World Problem, I suspect that it is not easily solved. I would hire a well paid consultant specializing in used porch swings, it is possible that it is the wrong color as well. However I am not an Accredited Porch Swing consultant therefore I know nothing. Good luck
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    Harlan Ellison, DTS

    This makes me feel old, an entertaining writer always.