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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Slow Ed

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  1. West Michigan Thread

    You left coasters have to admit that the death of the 1000 day thread was worth taking one for the team.
  2. Ed Mouland. You look like a faggot on your Facebook page.

  3. Ed. I know who you are and look forward to dumping my beer on your Dick head. Hope to see you soon

  4. Sorry if I slowed down your KW experience. FUCKING ASS HAT FUCKER!

  5. You are the best! :)

  6. Lady Hellion's curiousity takes over...HI! :)

  7. Joke

    Don't know if it's already been posted. Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness. "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
  8. Joke

    An Irishman walks out of a bar.
  9. Joke

    Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
  10. Joke

    An Englishman and an Irishman die on the same day and get to the pearly gates together. They are greeted by St. Peter who announces that they only have room for one. St. Peter says that they will open the pearly gates to the person who can best use the word Timbuktu in a poem. He looks to the Englisman first and thinking quickly the Englishman replies. "I was walking across a field so green and came across a river "the river was as blue as blue I swear it ran to Timbuktu". St. Peter replied very well done. Then asked the Irishman for his poem. The Irishman replied. "Tim and I a campin' went "When we came across three maidens in a tent "Since they were three and we were two "I buck one and Timbuktu" I'm not really sure who got in.