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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

FearBiter

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About FearBiter

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  • Birthday 07/24/1975

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    Sydney, AUS
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    White wine spritzers, Kenny G, long walks in the forest, moonlit nights, heaving breasts...actually mainly just breasts.
  1. I think you oughta have a happy birthday

  2. I think you suck.

  3. Joke

    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman storms into the K-mart department store, screaming obscenities at her two kids in tow. As she continues through the entrance, the happy store door-greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-mart - nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The rude, aggressive, mother stops screaming long enough to turn and snarl back: - "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the cheery greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would fuck you twice!"
  4. Joke

    Your 1* inflatable versus my 4* cat claws…..I’ll take my odds [i still call photoshop]
  5. Joke

    Less than a month from now will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty (groan)