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Removable ends for drug smuggling?

How the fuck can anybody believe a word he says??

I think you're taking my comment the wrong way. The UK figures are exploding due to a botched herd mentality attempt, they're cooking the figures, the whole senior government is lying like fuck, the advisor to the PM is running the show, the countries going over a cliff edge with Brexit..................... there's nothing else to do apart from fucking well laugh. Gallows humour may not be your thing it seems.

He's great, never fails to entertain.

We can swap names next month, that'll confuse the fuck out of everyone.

I have a deep suspicion that this is exactly part of the plan, along with a huge "dead cat" to distract from all manner of other shit they're trying to hide at the moment.

Given up listening to him, I swear he's the product of a bot farm.

I missed that gem...........and Johnson still thinks he's a genius?

This is the most likely outcome, he's already fudged the attendance list and you can guarantee the questions will be toothless, ignored or avoided if he does turn up.

@Trovão may be able to give an update, if he feels inclined?

Well he's fucked on that one after being caught back dating articles on his blog!! And with a second wave already on the way, buried figures, schools supposed to be opening next week etc. Its going to get really ugly! Just wait until Brexit rolls in!! Wayne will be in a frenzy.

Some lessons come the hard way. Seems like this dumb fuck finally got the lesson https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-52731624

Well with stupid fuckers like this, there's nothing anybody can do.............short of a cull. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-52731624

Begs the question of what exactly information was or was not passed on.