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    a lawyer is a patient in the hospital he is very high maintenance...bossing the nurses around.... demanding this and that his nurse goes to her supervisor to tell her that she can't work with this man he is very unreasonable so the head nurse goes into the lawyers room she tells him that its time to take his temperature and it must be taken rectally the lawyer questions her as to why it must be done rectally she says........ Doctors orders so the man gets on his hands and knees..... the nurse inserts the thermometer the man is in this position for a bit when his doctor comes in and says what is going on??? the lawyer says...havent you ever seen someone having a rectal temp done the doctor says...why yes....many times ...but never with a carnation
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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then raised her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be ok in San Francisco or Massachusetts but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."