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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Ishmael

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  1. Man gets eel stuck up his anus

    I think for all their eelness, they do have some more resistance to be pulled back than inserted. Not like stuffing a puffer up your butt, but significant.
  2. Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    I think Lillmurray was a figment of someone's (Woody's?) imagination, although it sounded much more coherent than DW. Maybe LB. Maybe I have it wrong and DW is hanging outside my bedroom window with a flamethrower.
  3. Visiting glamour

    I thought he looked Australian.
  4. Cruising a two tonner

    What a concept. I always thought it was because it was way too much trouble keeping track of your mug.
  5. What is this half circle cut out on my anchor locker lid?

    Your yacht appears to have been blessed with the rabbit-smucker option. If you put carrots in the anchor locker, you can attract many stewable little animals. Some reviews have indicated that including the anchor in the recipe will necessitate several hours more cooking.
  6. another big celebrity accused

    There's video of him grabbing pussy, it's a slam dunk.
  7. I got divorced today.

    The agony and the ecstasy.
  8. Cruising a two tonner

    Be a bitch drinking out of that in a seaway. Might lose a few teeth or put an eye out.
  9. Roy Moore 3rd rail?

    Do you put the eel in head first or tail first? I'm sorry, I asked a question.
  10. Don't forget teeth.
  11. Plus providing heat and hot water.
  12. Coolboats to admire

    This seems to be the above-deck companion to the aft rudder. I'm guessing it's controlled by the vane.
  13. Community Reputation Points

    You can shave them, you know. It's not fun for anyone, but it's possible. Far better than waxing, cats hate waxing.
  14. Community Reputation Points

    Is there anyone who doesn't have Woody on ignore?
  15. firefox v57 quantum

    You can get replacement add-ons that seem to work OK.