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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  2. Coolboats to admire

    This seems to be the above-deck companion to the aft rudder. I'm guessing it's controlled by the vane.
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    You can shave them, you know. It's not fun for anyone, but it's possible. Far better than waxing, cats hate waxing.
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    Is there anyone who doesn't have Woody on ignore?
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    You can get replacement add-ons that seem to work OK.
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    Don't give me that, you owned a Hunter.
  7. ......another ferro-cement boat thread

    Yeah, I put a lot of energy into this, like maybe upwards of four minutes. I want my money back.
  8. Who is snaggletooth

    John's dead.
  9. Two sailors and dogs rescued after 5 months

    I like the black shoe better.
  10. Next up! Al Franken

    What is this "real world" of which you speak?
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  12. Man gets eel stuck up his anus

    I guess gerbils are passé now. Rockfish were a brief fad until their proponents died out.
  13. Hang the rich

    She's looking a little haggard there. Love the black spidery gloves.