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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

JOD

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    I'm a Libra who likes lawsuits and Cooking with spice

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  1. Chicago Area III

    gratzi! beer me!
  2. Chicago Area III

    Hey totally off topic question but you guys will know...who, in Chicago, re-upholsters seat cusions (sunbrella) ?
  3. Joke

    Hey, B-n-G...you're me !!!!
  4. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    Not having cancer myself but having 3 very close friends lose their battle with this horrible diesese, your comment about Lance really stuck a nerve. How can you say Lance is a "pussy"? He has done more for cancer awareness and helping survivers than you have. Just cause he got off lightly? (brain, lung, testicle) You really think you suffered more than him and all the other people affected by this horrible descese, that it gives you the right to call him a "Pussy"? All my friends suffered, and you just can't measure who suffered more. But not one of them ever made a comment that they had it as bad as the other patients and friends they made. Get off your self-pity wagon! Is he a pussy? no. Is he a moron, absolutely...!!!!! uhmmm, geee, my nut is the size of a grapefruit....ehhh, it's probably nothing. dumbass.
  5. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    I got diagnosed with Testicular in the spring of '02. Got it cut off later that week (quickest 5 pounds I ever lost ), got off with radiation only, no spreading...pretty much as easy as it could get.... Interrupted the radiation to Sail a Long distance race, which we won. At the time it seemd like a good idea, and I really needed to get out and do something.....
  6. Joke

    Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one hundred thousand men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Chirac asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor." Chirac sighed, amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one hundred fifty thousand since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on!" We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!" Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to two hundred thousand!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's just no fookin' way we can feed two hundred thousand prisoners.
  7. Misty May's Ass

    this thread really needs more pictures, dammit!
  8. Joke

    One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
  9. Joke

    A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.