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  1. Or a farmer in Cambodia, they are often plastic too Fuckin humans. Spent a month in Cambodia in 2001, it was heartbreaking seeing teenagers with missing limbs.
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    Babe or Boat?

    Thats insulting to the hard working bacteria that fuelled some great humans, you wouldn't say that about the Mother Teresa or Einsteins shit stains, they helped to change the world. Still if you are talking about this guys shit stains then the bacteria are culpable for keeping him alive... Pity, they should form a union and stop, he's not worth their efforts.
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    Babe or Boat?

    It seems a shame to let such an unimaginative moron go so quickly, anyone got the Dubinators number? He should be able to send some special ops kinda guys to flush him out.
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    Anarchy is Hate Speech

    Really, the same Canada where these guys come from?
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    Guns on Boats

    Are you telling me you can get people to pay you to say shit like that? That's hilarious, no they won't want to bean you with a bottle then ram it up your ass, it'll make em want to have a swim. You can make a break for international waters at 5kn while they carouse.
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    I think a time lapse still camera attached taking rigging photos. If enough people like the photo or the found poetry have a dispenser release a maraschino cherry as a reward. I would guess it would track well on go fund me as a performance art/social experiment.
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    Sold everything to sail the world...boat sunk on day 2

    One of the most refreshing things about South East asia is their understanding that rules only slow things down so should be ignored.
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    Fast "safe" boat....

    Oh thats kinda unsporting, a bit of help can't hurt. From observation all the biggest ocean adventures seem to involve having an element of non binary gender crew or captain. Perhaps start in small ways, get your gimp to call you Sir/Maam and copy Rimus's wardrobe.
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    My daughter's impressions of life afloat

    It's about 85% through the pdf in the "In Latitudes" section. Sorry no page # as none display, If you search the pdf for "Maia" it should take you there. Thx Maia and well written
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    Uglyboat Admiration Society Hang Out

    Some design questions I hadn't considered before: "My 40' cat hasn't enough windage" "The cockpit is too exposed, more interior space required" "Don't want no stinking swim platforms and waterline length is overrated, overhangs are cool" "I'd like to be able to put office chairs above my head to look up girls skirts" "What's the strangest place we can put extra berths?"
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Don't worry he said that last time but magically found some later on for the Mahi... It's all written into some script he follows for each driftathon. Give it a week or two and we should see the "running low on food" followed by "found some".
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    Refrain from engaging.

    ^^ Jim you are completely right but how can you expect people not to bash someone threatening physical violence to Miss Piggy? (Since you don't read that thread and I give you credit for such I'll just add it was Brent's response to someone putting up a Miss Piggy meme for fun.) As pointed out, Brent is his own worst enemy when it comes to online persona and in line with the whack a mole concept, he keeps it up.
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Kudos for the most sensible comment of the last 17,000.
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    Origami Boat Thread

    Maybe it did happen and they still laugh about it around beers. "Remember that boat, the guy was so proud..." "Then you wrote that note..." *Laughing and falling off bar stools ensues*
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    Origami Boat Thread

    Perhaps you need to be more literal with Brent's comment, I mean I haven't seen much of value "in" a BS boat.