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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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    What do you call a smart blond? A Golden Retriever
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    An old Cheech and Chong joke... So this American tourist is in Mexico and he realizes his watch has stopped. He sees a Mexican guy taking a siesta with his donkey standing next to him. He's sitting on the ground with his back against a wall and his sombrero pulled down over his eyes. "Excuse me Senior, could you tell me what time it is?" The Mexican guy raises his head and without getting up he reaches between the legs of his donkey and lifts the donkeys balls up. He holds them in the palm of his hand for a few seconds, then he lowers the donkey's balls and says, "It's three o'clock senior." The American is amazed, "How can you tell what time it is just by holding that donkey's balls?" The Mexican guy raises the donkeys balls again and then points with his other hand, "You see that clock over there senior?"
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    Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Detroit showed up. Never having seen anyone from Detroit at heaven's Door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, St. Peter returned to God, breathless, and said, "They're gone!" 'What? All of the Detroiters are gone?' asked God. 'No!' replied Saint Peter. 'The Pearly Gates!'
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    Two arab women are shopping at the market. One holds up an old sack with two potatoes in it. She says, "These remind me of my husband's balls." Her friend says, "Why, because they are so big?" "No, because they are so dirty."
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    A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Hey rabbit, do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit looks up at the bear and says "No". So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.