ClevelandSteamer

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  1. ClevelandSteamer

    Birth Certificate Forgery

    BO also won't release his school records, unlike other presidents.
  2. ClevelandSteamer

    Joke

    1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.’ 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.’ 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Then they tried a clown and one turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?” 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’ 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!’ 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.’ 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
  3. ClevelandSteamer

    Joke

    Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan.
  4. ClevelandSteamer

    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Maybe we can get another 100 pages out of a detailed postmortem analysis.
  5. ClevelandSteamer

    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Naw. It just needs to be rebooted. Anyone know any good jokes?
  6. ClevelandSteamer

    Joke

    You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. What do you call a lesbian truck driver? A diesel dyke.
  7. ClevelandSteamer

    Plane Missing

    This is the proper way to say it: Diego FUCKING Garcia
  8. ClevelandSteamer

    Drone anarchy

    Regarding the first point, couldn't a housing be created for the blades so that they would be exceptionally difficult to touch? In an outdoor setting, drones could fly high enough to prevent being reached. Then some creativity could be employed to lower the drinks. Regarding the second, hopefully technology will continue to advance toward requiring less mass to produce/store meaningful amount of energy. Not sure when we can all buy a flying car at Walmart, but hopefully not too many years away.
  9. ClevelandSteamer

    Drone anarchy

    Also, how well controlled are they? Could the porn industry use it to move a dildo or a fleshlight in and out? A remotely operated, hands free Orgasmatron Fuckmaster 6000 would be hilarious as all hell. And the air whoosh from the props might be extra stimulating. The fluffer union might be pissed though.
  10. ClevelandSteamer

    Drone anarchy

    I just saw a youtube video of a quadcopter lifting 50 lbs. Anyone know what the specs are on the most powerful quadcopters available? If they're powerful enough, where can I get one to fly myself to work?
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    Drone anarchy

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    Drone anarchy

    I'd like to see someone create drones for the following purpose. You're sitting at a resort, a bar, a restaurant, etc.... You whip out an iPhone app and enter what you want to drink. A drone pours, mixes, etc... the drink, flies it to your table, and adds it to your bill. Time from entering your drink to the first sip should be under 1 minute. Then creative college kids can hack the drones to steal someone else's drink, but that's for another discussion.
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Looks like they pulled bodies out of the water instead of from the boat and the caption for the video says the boat was "sinking". Maybe someone with decent editing skills could clear up what the faces, etc... look like for the two bodies pulled up? Pretty hard to tell from the angle of the shot. Does the first one look a bit like Slow Rod? Odd pants and shirt. The second one has a green theme going on.
  14. ClevelandSteamer

    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Is a linky available yet to the full rescue video?
  15. ClevelandSteamer

    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Aliens. Same species that took MH370.