Bedford

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    Shopping

    It helps to have your bowguy gear handy...
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    Covid-19

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    Barcelona sailing

    Looking to find a ride/check out the sailing scene in and around Barcelona. Any Anarchists in the area? Any suggestions?
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    Caption Contest

    The Silence of Delam.
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    Caption Contest

    Fuckwits, I said, "Peel to the J1 not peel the J1!"
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    Caption Contest

    This is the boat I took that photo on.
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    Foredeck Factor

    Here's how it works. Take the biggest boat you've done bow on and your age at the time. I did bow on an 80-footer at 50. That gives me a foredeck factor of 130. Can anyone beat that?
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    Foredeck Factor

    52 and 40 is 92. Not bad.
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    Foredeck Factor

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    Some of my old sailing photos 2

    I was on this boat, Magistri, at SORC '83. The boat was a custom, all Kevlar 39' from the skunkworks at C&C. We lost the rig on the Miami Nassau race but the boat went on to participate in the Admirals Cup as part of the all C&C Canadian Admirals Cup team along with Amazing Grace (46') and Charisma (41').
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    Joke

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side! She turns to him, invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Not bad ... help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."