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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Joke

    A boy from West Texas got a legacy admission to Brown. When Dwayne got to campus, he asked a ascot wearing blazer clad upperclassman "Hi'ya buddy. Where's the library at?" To which the upperclassman (with his nose held high) said "Sir, at Brown, we don't end a sentence with a preposition.". Dwayne thought for about 0.5sec and replied "OK then. Where's the library at, asshole!"
  2. Joke

    There was a big party at the Playboy Mansion one Saturday night. There were a number of celebrities, both past and present, invited. As the evening progressed, Mick Jagger happened to wander upstairs looking for the bathroom. He walked into one of the bedrooms and found Heffner himself beating the living daylights out of Dennis Weaver (I did say past and present...). Hef was just wailing away on Weaver, who was not putting up much of a fight. Mick, after recovering from the ghastly sight said... "Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud!"
  3. Joke

    Thanks Derek, you stole my signature!!!
  4. Joke

    What's the difference between pussy and parsely? Nobody eats parsely.