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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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  1. Nasty incident in the vegetable patch……….a collision between a caterpillar and a snail.........the only witness was a sloth and when questioned by the gardner stated “I didn’t see much, it all happened so quickly”.
  2. Bit of an incident at the boot scooting class the other night, the buck rabbit did the dozzy doe in the corner. Page 2 #192.......still chuckle over that.
  3. I looked for that photo of the original Wild Thing in a blow during a S2H showing the hull mostly out of the water, checked two sites, Bennett and the CYCA, but no luck.......it was front cover Australian Sailing also as I remember.
  4. A frog by the name of Mick Jagger dropped into the bank to raise a loan of $30,000.00. Paddy,the indian teller, told the frog he would need collateral to borrow that amount and the frog produced a tiny pink carving of an elephant. Paddy said he would have to consult the manager and would only be a moment. Paddy showed the manager the carving and asked him what it was. The manager replied: “it’s a nick knack Paddy wack, give the frog a loan, this old boys a rolling stone.” (as told by Kerry O’Keefe when commentating an Australia/England test match)
  5. A live sheep transport ship (NZ flag) sank in a storm. One bloke, his kelpie and a few sheep survived and made it to an island. After quite some time the bloke attempted to fraternise with a one of the better looking ewes but the dog chased him away with some menacing growls and baring of the fangs. The status quo was maintained by the dog for some time when one morning a woman, a real stunner, swam ashore after surviving a ship wreck. As she recovered, she was so pleased to find company she asked the bloke if she could do anything for him......... “Yep” he replied quick as a flash, “could you take the dog for a walk..... ?”.
  6. A shy young farmer is showing his girlfriend around the farm. He shows her the haystacks and the milking machine, and then they come to a field where a cow and a bull are doing what cows and bulls do when farmers put them in fields together. The farmer and his girlfriend watch for a few minutes and then the farmer ventures: 'Er...do you know, one day, I'd like to do that.' 'Well,” she said “it’s your cow”.
  7. Thats because mh111, you don't have the patience to trawl through 16 pages. Might I remind you of post #1455: When this poor souls brother applied for, and subsequently deceased, on the same job, the bishop said: Still a classic
  8. Page 2, #192 Still a classic........
  9. Older couple just hitting the sack, the woman clutches her chest and gasps “ I’ve got acute angina”. The hard of hearing bloke replies, “ thank christ for that, your tits are nothing to write home about”.