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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. Joke

    Nasty incident in the vegetable patch……….a collision between a caterpillar and a snail.........the only witness was a sloth and when questioned by the gardner stated “I didn’t see much, it all happened so quickly”.
  2. Joke

    Bit of an incident at the boot scooting class the other night, the buck rabbit did the dozzy doe in the corner. Page 2 #192.......still chuckle over that.
  3. Hobart Scene

    I looked for that photo of the original Wild Thing in a blow during a S2H showing the hull mostly out of the water, checked two sites, Bennett and the CYCA, but no luck.......it was front cover Australian Sailing also as I remember.
  4. Joke

    A frog by the name of Mick Jagger dropped into the bank to raise a loan of $30,000.00. Paddy,the indian teller, told the frog he would need collateral to borrow that amount and the frog produced a tiny pink carving of an elephant. Paddy said he would have to consult the manager and would only be a moment. Paddy showed the manager the carving and asked him what it was. The manager replied: “it’s a nick knack Paddy wack, give the frog a loan, this old boys a rolling stone.” (as told by Kerry O’Keefe when commentating an Australia/England test match)
  5. Joke

    A live sheep transport ship (NZ flag) sank in a storm. One bloke, his kelpie and a few sheep survived and made it to an island. After quite some time the bloke attempted to fraternise with a one of the better looking ewes but the dog chased him away with some menacing growls and baring of the fangs. The status quo was maintained by the dog for some time when one morning a woman, a real stunner, swam ashore after surviving a ship wreck. As she recovered, she was so pleased to find company she asked the bloke if she could do anything for him......... “Yep” he replied quick as a flash, “could you take the dog for a walk..... ?”.
  6. Joke

    A shy young farmer is showing his girlfriend around the farm. He shows her the haystacks and the milking machine, and then they come to a field where a cow and a bull are doing what cows and bulls do when farmers put them in fields together. The farmer and his girlfriend watch for a few minutes and then the farmer ventures: 'Er...do you know, one day, I'd like to do that.' 'Well,” she said “it’s your cow”.
  7. Joke

    Thats because mh111, you don't have the patience to trawl through 16 pages. Might I remind you of post #1455: When this poor souls brother applied for, and subsequently deceased, on the same job, the bishop said: Still a classic
  8. Joke

    Page 2, #192 Still a classic........
  9. Joke

    Older couple just hitting the sack, the woman clutches her chest and gasps “ I’ve got acute angina”. The hard of hearing bloke replies, “ thank christ for that, your tits are nothing to write home about”.