Here's a man selling his yacht with the help of his dog. The asking price started at $135,000! Been towed out of trouble by the harbour police three times now.
My favorite part, though, is the hard-sell text; he's almost sold me on it!!: http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/boats-marine/yachts/keeler/auction-571838508.htm "NOT HERE TO WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS YOUV MISSED THE BOAT...8^( Not lookin for new found friends Tired of "im GUNNA"!!! scrappy will be here 30/10/2013 with real currency Brought bling bling tour coach extensive sail wardrobe and spinakers lewmars winches ect 406 epirb ect HEAPS OF QUALITY GEAR FOR SALE When it hits the fan your glad to be in this tank and heading home!!!!!!! safely battled 90 knot storm and berthed single handed AND THATS WOT IM TALKIN BOUT!!! FOOLS AND HORSES...IF THE HORSE DONT DRINK.....he dies IF THE FOOL BUYS SUBSTANDARD.....??? under last minute reprieve.......mayb 8^)"