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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. So tell me... If hellen keller had psychic abilities, would you say she had a 4th sense? ok, ok, I'll get my coat.
  2. Is there still time left to say AYE!!
  3. While we're on the topic of duck jokes, this one is a tradition at the sailing academy I teach at. You have to act out all the waddling/quacking/ect. to get the full effect. A small [read: large] amount of alchohol makes this way funnier. A duck walks into a bar [start acting here] and asks the bartender "Hey, you got any grapes?" The bartender responds "No we don't have any grapes, get out of here you stupid duck!" At this point the duck waddles out, discouraged. The next day the duck comes back in and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender again says "No we don't have any grapes you stupid duck! Get out!". The duck leaves again, and for a week this continues. Finally, one day the duck waddles in and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "NO, we don't have any grapes and if you ask that again I'll nail your feet to the floor. Now get OUT!" and the duck run/waddles out. The very next day the duck walks in and waddles right up to the bar. He looks the bartender right in the eye and says "Got any nails?" The bartender looks at him like he's crazy and says "what? of course not! This is a bar, why would I have nails??" then the duck says "Got any grapes?" Ahh, that's a good one right there.
  4. I applaude you for the quick thinking in that state. (The state being defined by the amount of liquid courage it must have taken to pull that line off without laughing.)
  5. I'm pretty sure opti's are bigger than 6ft.
  6. That was great! "Aus-trail-ia's the big island... " LMFAO TheTwister, that was a good read. I busted out laughing on about 30 of those....