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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. lucky number

    "Ohhh, Terry's gonna be pissed at me now!"
  2. Hockey chick

  3. What is your favorite South Park?

    I think the episode was called "Clubhouses." It featured Fat Abbott. Hilarious!
  4. Woman Impaled by Beach Umbrella

    Thank god she was in the shade She got the point, to be sure.
  5. first music purchased with your OWN money

    KISS - Destroyer
  6. "National Cleavage Day"

    Sol, your signature just had me snort my soda. Thanks for the afternoon cackle! "12 schnitzengruben is my limit, baby...."
  7. NHL 2015-2016

    That ain't gonna happen. I'd love to see Guy Boucher take over. It's pretty clear that "the kids" (Granlund, Nino etc) have NOT panned out. Time to shake up the whole team, IMO.
  8. Last time that happened to me it turned out she thought I was an asshole and needed a haircut. Quality cyber humor right there. Thanks for the chuckle!
  9. hypnosis to quit smoking...

    Worked for me as well. Zyban...I think is what it was called. Nothing more than Wellbutrin. Kicked a 10yr, pack a day habit and haven't looked back. Since it's really an antidepressant and I was not depressed, it felt like I had on a Teflon suit. I giggled when the sales manager told me I had me worst month ever right after I started. Whatevs!!! Good luck whatever path you choose. It's worth the work!
  10. F1 2014 Big Changes

    Indeed! Loads of fun to watch!
  11. That's just not cricket! Funny as hell, but out of bounds.
  12. (206): I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
  13. Hottest Women

    Snaggs, this one earned you the eagle golf clap. Well played....well played! BTW, who is it?