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El Mariachi

Global warming is REALLY fuking scary.........

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

Acne, agricultural land increase, Afghan poppies destroyed, poppies more potent, Africa devastated, Africa in conflict, African aid threatened, African summer frost, aggressive weeds, Air France crash, air pressure changes, airport malaria, Agulhas current, Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped, allergy season longer, alligators in the Thames, Alps melting, Amazon a desert, American dream end, amphibians breeding earlier (or not), anaphylactic reactions to bee stings, ancient forests dramatically changed, animals head for the hills, animals shrink, Antarctic grass flourishes, Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic ice shrinks, Antarctic sea life at risk, anxiety treatment, algal blooms, archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Arctic in bloom, Arctic ice free, Arctic ice melt faster, Arctic lakes disappear, Arctic warming (not), asthma, Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty, atmospheric circulation modified, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, Baghdad snow, Bahrain under water, bananas grow, barbarisation, beer and bread prices to soar, beer better, beer worse, beetle infestation, bet for $10,000, big melt faster, billion dollar research projects, billion homeless, billions face risk, billions of deaths, bird distributions change, bird loss accelerating, bird strikes, bird visitors drop, birds confused, birds decline (Wales), birds driven north, birds face longer migrations, birds return early, birds shrink, bittern boom ends, blackbirds stop singing, blackbirds threatened, Black Hawk down, blood contaminated, blue mussels return, bluetongue, brain eating amoebae, brains shrink, bridge collapse (Minneapolis), Britain one big city, Britain Siberian, British monsoon, brothels struggle, brown Ireland, bubonic plague, budget increases, Buddhist temple threatened, building collapse, building season extension, bushfires, butterflies move north, carbon crimes, camel deaths, cancer deaths in England, cannibalism, caterpillar biomass shift, cave paintings threatened, childhood insomnia, Cholera, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud increase, coast beauty spots lost, cockroach migration, cod go south, coffee threatened, coffee berry borer, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells (Australia), cold wave (India), computer models, conferences, conflict, conflict with Russia, consumers foot the bill, coral bleaching, coral fish suffer, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink , coral reefs twilight, cost of trillions, cougar attacks, crabgrass menace, cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures move uphill, crime increase, crocodile sex, crops devastated, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, curriculum change, cyclones (Australia), danger to kid's health, Darfur, Dartford Warbler plague, deadly virus outbreaks, death rate increase (US), deaths to reach 6 million, Dengue hemorrhagic fever, depression, desert advance, desert retreat, destruction of the environment, dig sites threatened, disasters, diseases move north, dog disease, Dolomites collapse, dozen deadly diseases - or not, drought, ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, earlier pollen season, Earth axis tilt, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing down, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth upside down, earthquakes, earthquakes redux, El Niño intensification, end of the world as we know it, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, English villages lost, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing, eutrophication, evolution accelerating, expansion of university climate groups, extinctions (human, civilisation, logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, pikas, polar bears, possums, walrus, toads, plants, salmon, trout, wild flowers, woodlice, a million species, half of all animal and plant species, mountain species, not polar bears, barrier reef, leaches, salamanders, tropical insects) experts muzzled, extreme changes to California, fading fall foliage, fainting, famine, farmers benefit, farmers go under, farm output boost, fashion disaster, fever, figurehead sacked, fir cone bonanza, fires fanned in Nepal, fish bigger, fish catches drop, fish downsize, fish deaf, fish get lost, fish head north, fish shrinking, fish stocks at risk, fish stocks decline, five million illnesses, flesh eating disease, flies on Everest, flood patterns change, floods, floods of beaches and cities, flood of migrants, flood preparation for crisis, flora dispersed, Florida economic decline, flowers in peril, food poisoning, food prices rise, food prices soar, food security threat (SA), football team migration, forest decline, forest expansion, frog with extra heads, frostbite, frost damage increased, fungi fruitful, fungi invasion, games change, Garden of Eden wilts, geese decline in Hampshire, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed, giant oysters invade, giant pythons invade, giant squid migrate, gingerbread houses collapse, glacial earthquakes, glacial retreat, glacier grows (California), glacier wrapped, global cooling, glowing clouds, golf course to drown, golf Masters wrecked, grain output drop (China), grandstanding, grasslands wetter, gravity shift, Great Barrier Reef 95% dead, Great Lakes drop, great tits cope, greening of the North, Grey whales lose weight, Gulf Stream failure, habitat loss, haggis threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, health affected, health of children harmed, health risks, heart disease, heart attacks and strokes (Australia), heat waves, hibernation affected, hibernation ends too soon, hibernation ends too late, homeless 50 million, hornets, human development faces unprecedented reversal, human fertility reduced, human health risk, human race oblivion, hurricanes, hurricane reduction, hurricanes fewer, hurricanes not, hydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, ice age, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, icebergs, illness and death, inclement weather, India drowning, infrastructure failure (Canada), industry threatened, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insect explosion, insect invasion, insurance premium rises, Inuit displacement, Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, invasion of alien worms, invasion of cats, invasion of crabgrass, invasion of herons, invasion of jellyfish, invasion of king crabs, invasion of midges, island disappears, islands sinking, Italy robbed of pasta, itchier poison ivy, jellyfish explosion, jets fall from sky, Kew Gardens taxed, kidney stones, killer cornflakes, killing us, kitten boom, koalas under threat, krill decline, lake and stream productivity decline, lake empties, lake shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, large trees decline, lawsuits increase, lawsuit successful, lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!), lawyers want more, legionnaires' surge, lives saved, Loch Ness monster dead, locust plagues suppressed, lush growth in rain forests, Malaria, mammoth dung melt, mango harvest fails, Maple production advanced, Maple syrup shortage, marine diseases, marine food chain decimated, Meaching (end of the world), Meat eating to stop, Mediterranean rises, megacryometeors, Melanoma, Melanoma decline, methane emissions from plants, methane burps, methane runaway, melting permafrost, Middle Kingdom convulses, migration, migratory birds huge losses, microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly, minorities hit, monkeys at risk, monkeys on the move, Mont Blanc grows, monuments imperiled, moose dying, more bad air days, more research needed, mortality increased, mountain (Everest) shrinking, mountaineers fears, mountains break up, mountains green and flowering, mountains taller, mortality lower, Myanmar cyclone, narwhals at risk, National Parks damaged, National security implications, native wildlife overwhelmed, natural disasters quadruple, new islands, next ice age, NFL threatened, Nile delta damaged, noctilucent clouds, no effect in India, Northwest Passage opened, nuclear plants bloom, oaks dying, oaks move north, ocean acidification, ocean acidification faster, ocean dead spots, ocean dead zones unleashed, ocean deserts expand, ocean waves speed up, Olympic Games to end, opera house to be destroyed, outdoor hockey threatened, ozone repair slowed, ozone rise, penguin chicks frozen, penguin chicks smaller, personal carbon rationing, pest outbreaks, pests increase, phenology shifts, pines decline, plankton blooms, plants lose protein, plants march north, plants move uphill, polar bears aggressive, polar bears deaf, polar bears drowning, polar tours scrapped, popcorn rise, porpoise astray, profits collapse, psychiatric illness, puffin decline, pushes poor women into prostitution, rabid bats, radars taken out, railroad tracks deformed, rainfall increase, rape wave, refugees, reindeer endangered, release of ancient frozen viruses, resorts disappear, rice threatened, rice yields crash, rift on Capitol Hill, rioting and nuclear war, river flow impacted, rivers raised, roads wear out, robins rampant, rocky peaks crack apart, roof of the world a desert, rooftop bars, Ross river disease, ruins ruined, Russia under pressure, salinity reduction, salinity increase, Salmonella, salmon stronger, satellites accelerate, school closures, sea level rise, sea level rise faster, seals mating more, seismic activity, sewer bills rise, severe thunderstorms, sex change, sexual promiscuity, shark attacks, sharks booming, sharks moving north, sheep shrink, shop closures, short-nosed dogs endangered, shrinking ponds, shrinking sheep, shrinking shrine, Sidney Opera House wiped out, ski resorts threatened, slow death, smaller brains, smog, snowfall decrease, snowfall increase, snowfall heavy, snow thicker, soaring food prices, societal collapse, soil change, songbirds change eating habits, sour grapes, space problem, spectacular orchids, spiders getting bigger, spiders invade Scotland, squid larger, squid population explosion, squid tamed, squirrels reproduce earlier, stingray invasion, storms wetter, street crime to increase, subsidence, suicide, swordfish in the Baltic, Tabasco tragedy, taxes, tectonic plate movement, terrorists (India), threat to peace, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tigers eat people, tomatoes rot, tornado outbreak, tourism increase, toxic seaweed, trade barriers, trade winds weakened, traffic jams, transportation threatened, tree foliage increase (UK), tree growth slowed, trees in trouble, trees less colourful, trees more colourful, trees lush, tropics expansion, tropopause raised, truffle shortage, truffles down, turtles crash, turtle feminised, turtles lay earlier, UFO sightings, UK coastal impact, UK Katrina, Vampire moths, Venice flooded, violin decline, volcanic eruptions, walrus pups orphaned, walrus stampede, wars over water, wars sparked, wars threaten billions, wasps, water bills double, water scarcity (20% of increase), weather out of its mind, weather patterns awry, Western aid cancelled out, West Nile fever, whale beachings, whales lose weight, whales move north, wheat yields crushed in Australia, wildfires, wind shift, wind reduced, winds stronger, winds weaker, wine - Australian baked, wine - harm to Australian industry, wine industry damage (California), wine industry disaster (US), wine - more English, wine - England too hot, wine -German boon, wine - no more French , wine passé (Napa), wine - Scotland best, wine stronger, winters in Britain colder, winter in Britain dead, witchcraft executions, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, workers laid off, World at war, World War 4, World bankruptcy, World in crisis, World in flames, Yellow fever.

 

and all on 0.006 deg C per year!

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

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You listen to John and Ken too?

 

BTW, who compiled/verified that list?

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You listen to John and Ken too?

 

Depends. Do I owe you money? Or a DNA test?..............:P

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No, the list is incomplete. Also on the list are:

 

1. RETURN OF GWB TO OFFICE TO SERVE OUT A LIFETIME SENTENCE AS EL PRESIDENT IMPORTANTE!

2. RETURN OF DICKWAD CHENEY TO ASSIST GWB.

3. RETURN OF KARL ROVE AS NEW PRESS SECRETARY, AD INFINITUM!

4. and finally, RETURN OF SAYRLBOUY TO BITCH ABOUT IT ALL INCESSANTLY ON PA.

 

Careful whatcha wish fer, dude...

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

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No, the list is incomplete. Also on the list are:

 

1. RETURN OF GWB TO OFFICE TO SERVE OUT A LIFETIME SENTENCE AS EL PRESIDENT IMPORTANTE!

2. RETURN OF DICKWAD CHENEY TO ASSIST GWB.

3. RETURN OF KARL ROVE AS NEW PRESS SECRETARY, AD INFINITUM!

4. and finally, RETURN OF SAYRLBOUY TO BITCH ABOUT IT ALL INCESSANTLY ON PA.

 

Careful whatcha wish fer, dude...

 

 

I think you have me confused with someone who actually likes these people..........

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

 

I'm lost---is that good? Or just abnormal?.........

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Oh Praise the lord!!! Another Global warming Thread!!!

 

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Oh Praise the lord!!! Another Global warming Thread!!!

 

nakedgirls.jpg

 

Thanx Gouv, took off my jacket just because of that pic...........

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Holy crap. Forgot what I was going to say.

 

Don't ass me, I'm just here for the pics.........

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

 

I'm lost---is that good? Or just abnormal?.........

I've never seen them here before. Never this far north, even in the summer...The appearance of them flying over us in our winter coats while my son land sailed his windboard contraption was completely surreal.

 

Friggin' PELICANS! IN DEC!! IN CONNECTICUT!!

 

That said, we have a feral green parrot population for some 20 years on now, too.

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

Typical cause and effect:

 

1) Jet Stream / Warm air mass lingers in Northeast for extra few weeks.

2) Wayward bird(s) come further north than usual, forget to go back where they belong.

3) Observant believes that human caused warming has caused Pelicans to linger on the Connecticut shore.

 

 

Since snow is in the forecast tonight in the Northeast, I'm sure the pelicans will smarten up, or freeze.

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

 

I'm lost---is that good? Or just abnormal?.........

I've never seen them here before. Never this far north, even in the summer...The appearance of them flying over us in our winter coats while my son land sailed his windboard contraption was completely surreal.

 

Friggin' PELICANS! IN DEC!! IN CONNECTICUT!!

 

That said, we have a feral green parrot population for some 20 years on now, too.

 

A few miles up the CT River, we sometime see seals in February/March. I think they feed on Pelicans.....or those kids in the Easter Seals telethons.

 

Essex, CT. Spring series.

 

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I'm sure there's an app for that.........

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Btw, did any of you get bored enought to click on that link I provided at the bottom? If you do, it has everything I posted (verbatim) hyper-linked (or wetf they call it). Pick out just one item on that list, like perhaps smaller walrus penii or killer brain worms and it'll take you to an article or something that will try to make it's case.

 

Cheap entertainment.........

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

 

I'm lost---is that good? Or just abnormal?.........

I've never seen them here before. Never this far north, even in the summer...The appearance of them flying over us in our winter coats while my son land sailed his windboard contraption was completely surreal.

 

Friggin' PELICANS! IN DEC!! IN CONNECTICUT!!

 

That said, we have a feral green parrot population for some 20 years on now, too.

 

A few miles up the CT River, we sometime see seals in February/March. I think they feed on Pelicans.....or those kids in the Easter Seals telethons.

 

Essex, CT. Spring series.

 

2461121164_1c5a9fa3e9_o.jpg

 

That's awesome.

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

 

A complete list of things caused by global warming

 

 

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

 

Are Pelicans, in December, in Connecticut on this list?

 

Yesterday, I shit you not...I watched Pelicans at Hammonasset Beach.

 

Friggin' PELICANS!! WTF??!!

 

 

I'm lost---is that good? Or just abnormal?.........

I've never seen them here before. Never this far north, even in the summer...The appearance of them flying over us in our winter coats while my son land sailed his windboard contraption was completely surreal.

 

Friggin' PELICANS! IN DEC!! IN CONNECTICUT!!

 

That said, we have a feral green parrot population for some 20 years on now, too.

 

A few miles up the CT River, we sometime see seals in February/March. I think they feed on Pelicans.....or those kids in the Easter Seals telethons.

 

Essex, CT. Spring series.

 

2461121164_1c5a9fa3e9_o.jpg

 

That's awesome.

 

The few that come up the river stick to the outside of the course. We like to think that it's because our committee boat RC flag is a large polar bear.

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Wow, who'd have thunked?........

http://www.internetisshit.org/

 

 

Definitely words to live by..........B)

 

But where would we get our porn? Almighty Ku would have to mail those pics to us individually. The postage alone would bankrupt him.

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Oh Praise the lord!!! Another Global warming Thread!!!

 

nakedgirls.jpg

 

 

{I,m the thermomiter Czar --can I check the heat index off those ? }

 

 

 

this guy Monckton has a great series of clips on global warming--- WARMING --warming!!

 

some people will believe most anything they are told

 

http://www.tomllewis.com/?p=2875

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some people will believe most anything they are told

 

http://www.tomllewis.com/?p=2875

 

Just watched that Vid, Is that guy for real, Ive never heard of him before, some of what he says I've heard before.

 

I've been thinking for a while that the global warming thing is bullshit.

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