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Gouv, I must take the time to congratulate you on the cross thread you have going on.

 

Is truly inspirational, and some of the best I have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

What is a cross thread??

 

 

 

Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

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My only point in responding earlier is I'm not interested in spending any time mocking him. That was it. My only point.

 

Others are entitled to so do. They don't need my permission or agreement to do that.

 

I just care not to.

 

I may have missed: had someone posted a request that you mock him?

 

It was in response to a comment someone else made.

 

http://forums.sailin...dpost&p=3409826

 

 

Let me guess....you're another one of those uptight libby Seattle pot smoking coffee-sucking fuk-wits who live under a pile of moss, hasn't seen the sun since JFK's funeral, willfully pay more taxes so that junkies can run free with needles stuck in their arms, thinks an idea of a good date is going umbrella shopping, is pissed that tofu will never taste like venison, owns three de-clawed cats, has spent ten years perfecting a hemp condom, owns a 63 year gaff-rigged woody that looks like a g-damn Chia pet, stands in line at the Apple store eight months before a new product has even passed the third test stage, thinks Sideways was the best f'ng movie since Ishtar, drives a Toyota Hi-Lux that runs on used vegetable and love, holds a candle light vigil on the day that Kurt failed shot gun 101 and has three adopted redwoods named Al, Mikey and Carbon Credit?.......

Nice rant

 

It's awesome. It's fractally wrong, but it's awesome.

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Old_Gouda_Cheese_%26_Green_Olives.jpg

 

 

DAY 2

40° 45' 21" north

73° 59' 11" west

 

Wind from the north and windy.

 

As the day approaches for the journeys start, my lust for my new found youth grows. I can not wait to be away again -

to be alone again drifting south - alone but yet with others. To share my knowledge with my fruit and to be at sea again with the fruit's mother and my new found youth. I can feel the closeness with God, Buddha and all, and with my ship, my wife and my youth I can again indulge, combine and consummate my 2 greatest passions.

 

Painting and cheese.

 

 

 

Brilliantly nutty, and I'm not reviewing the cheese. :)

 

Not a bad painting though.

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Let me guess....you're another one of those uptight libby Seattle pot smoking coffee-sucking fuk-wits who live under a pile of moss, hasn't seen the sun since JFK's funeral, willfully pay more taxes so that junkies can run free with needles stuck in their arms, thinks an idea of a good date is going umbrella shopping, is pissed that tofu will never taste like venison, owns three de-clawed cats, has spent ten years perfecting a hemp condom, owns a 63 year gaff-rigged woody that looks like a g-damn Chia pet, stands in line at the Apple store eight months before a new product has even passed the third test stage, thinks Sideways was the best f'ng movie since Ishtar, drives a Toyota Hi-Lux that runs on used vegetable and love, holds a candle light vigil on the day that Kurt failed shot gun 101 and has three adopted redwoods named Al, Mikey and Carbon Credit?.......

Nice rant

 

It's awesome. It's fractally wrong, but it's awesome.

So you don't live in Seattle any more?

 

Very high quality rant.

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Gouv, I must take the time to congratulate you on the cross thread you have going on.

 

Is truly inspirational, and some of the best I have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

What is a cross thread??

 

 

 

Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

Tis were you quote or reference between threads. Can be particularly confusing for someone not up to speed on what is going on.

 

 

OOOOH I Looove drawings!!!

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In the video weid states he hasn't ejaculated in 25 years. Does that raise any questions in your mind?

 

Jesus F. Christ, what the hell have I been doing? Here I am, not more than a couple of miles from physical embodiment of the second immaculate conception known to man, and I haven't dropped by for a visit. I should have paid better attention in Sunday school or something. Have they left yet? Maybe I should pick up some myrrh or something first.

 

Attempting to explain delving into tantric practices rarely goes well.

 

If you'd start thinking with your Sahasrara instead of your Mooladhara, you might have a better shot at it.

 

You could have a very valid point but, you see, I don't know what either of those things are. blink.gif

 

 

 

Suffice it to say, Those who do know, like politicians and old letches who drag twin concubines out cruising, are genearlly folks who are under my total control

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Gouv, I must take the time to congratulate you on the cross thread you have going on.

 

Is truly inspirational, and some of the best I have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

What is a cross thread??

 

 

 

Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

Tis were you quote or reference between threads. Can be particularly confusing for someone not up to speed on what is going on.

 

 

Advocate posts so fast I can't keep my socks up

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In this game, is all about multiple tabs....

 

And I am board and doing the washing.

 

Didja see how many post the Gouv has?? Oh how I love that number!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Now please do some lusting at my signature

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Such a good number.

 

GouvernailPosts:13,666<li>Joined:14-August 06<li>Location:Austin Texas<li>Interests:margaritas, hippie chicks, durable flying discs for retriever dog play

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evil...and...Oh so wondeful!!!

 

 

 

Now everybody lust together at my signature

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Gouv, I must take the time to congratulate you on the cross thread you have going on.

 

Is truly inspirational, and some of the best I have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

What is a cross thread??

 

 

 

Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

Tis were you quote or reference between threads. Can be particularly confusing for someone not up to speed on what is going on.

 

 

Advocate posts so fast I can't keep my socks up

 

Allow me to be the first...

 

Cone

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Unfortunately none mate. But to be fair, we have a lot of infrastructure already in place here, I think you would be impressed.

 

 

Wow!! You are really ready for another Reid thread huh??

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Unfortunately none mate. But to be fair, we have a lot of infrastructure already in place here, I think you would be impressed.

 

 

Wow!! You are really ready for another Reid thread huh??

GOLD!

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Let me guess....you're another one of those uptight libby Seattle pot smoking coffee-sucking fuk-wits who live under a pile of moss, hasn't seen the sun since JFK's funeral, willfully pay more taxes so that junkies can run free with needles stuck in their arms, thinks an idea of a good date is going umbrella shopping, is pissed that tofu will never taste like venison, owns three de-clawed cats, has spent ten years perfecting a hemp condom, owns a 63 year gaff-rigged woody that looks like a g-damn Chia pet, stands in line at the Apple store eight months before a new product has even passed the third test stage, thinks Sideways was the best f'ng movie since Ishtar, drives a Toyota Hi-Lux that runs on used vegetable and love, holds a candle light vigil on the day that Kurt failed shot gun 101 and has three adopted redwoods named Al, Mikey and Carbon Credit?.......

Nice rant

 

It's awesome. It's fractally wrong, but it's awesome.

So you don't live in Seattle any more?

 

Very high quality rant.

 

I'll grant that point. Stopped clock and all that...

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Let me guess....you're another one of those uptight libby Seattle pot smoking coffee-sucking fuk-wits who live under a pile of moss, hasn't seen the sun since JFK's funeral, willfully pay more taxes so that junkies can run free with needles stuck in their arms, thinks an idea of a good date is going umbrella shopping, is pissed that tofu will never taste like venison, owns three de-clawed cats, has spent ten years perfecting a hemp condom, owns a 63 year gaff-rigged woody that looks like a g-damn Chia pet, stands in line at the Apple store eight months before a new product has even passed the third test stage, thinks Sideways was the best f'ng movie since Ishtar, drives a Toyota Hi-Lux that runs on used vegetable and love, holds a candle light vigil on the day that Kurt failed shot gun 101 and has three adopted redwoods named Al, Mikey and Carbon Credit?.......

Nice rant

 

It's awesome. It's fractally wrong, but it's awesome.

So you don't live in Seattle any more?

 

Very high quality rant.

 

I'll grant that point. Stopped clock and all that...

 

Was good, not Lesbian Robot, but good.

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Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

 

 

Allow me to be the first...

 

Cone

 

12+ hours. This place is slipping.

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Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

 

 

Allow me to be the first...

 

Cone

 

12+ hours. This place is slipping.

 

You're telling me, someone just asked what Void Ho was on the other thread. :rolleyes:

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In the video weid states he hasn't ejaculated in 25 years. Does that raise any questions in your mind?

 

It sure does. Like how could you be fucked to watch all of that video?

There wasn't any sound............?

lucky you!!

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Single helical thread on ground cone is easy to install without cross thread; accepts variations in raceway diameters and convolution pitch, thusly --

 

tbflexfit.jpg

 

Wait for it....

 

 

Allow me to be the first...

 

Cone

 

12+ hours. This place is slipping.

 

You're telling me, someone just asked what Void Ho was on the other thread. :rolleyes:

 

Swan70? Swan? Oh...here he is...

 

cone-tits.jpg

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I think this sums Reid up.

 

It takes some fine stuff (or fatigue) to be able to mix ridiculously long, ridiculously over-claused sentences with extremely short sentence fragments, more or less randomly selecting between the two, giving the overall effect of rambling incoherently for no reason at all. ;)

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Personally I admire him. He has undertaken a huge challenge, set numerous records, overcome.....

 

Oh, wait. Im in the wrong thread. Never mind.

 

Move along. Nothing to see here

 

There you go. back in bed and tucked in....

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Rachel might want to pre-order one of these, just in case Reid lets a little of that 25 year old gas escape in the cabin --

 

 

 

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They used to sell the 1000 Days at Sea panties, but I'm not seeing them anymore. Glad I stocked up ahead of time. My grand-kids will make a fortune when they take them to Antique Road Show in 2060.

 

 

Cool!! Does each one come in Goddess size??

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VoidHo Jr.Spaghetti Strap

Our VoidHo Jr.Spaghetti Strap tank from American Apparel will keep you in style year round. Made of soft 100% superfine combed cotton baby rib, this tank provides the perfect silhouette.

  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • ½ binding trim on straps and neck
  • Made in the U.S.A.

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Rachel might want to pre-order one of these, just in case Reid lets a little of that 25 year old gas escape in the cabin --

 

 

 

Maternity Dark T-Shirt Our 100% cotton mid-weight jersey Soanya T-Shirt tee is super soft and comfortable. A scoop neck with side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for you and your little one.

  • 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton
  • Scoop neck
  • Side seamed contoured shape
  • Standard fit

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They used to sell the 1000 Days at Sea panties, but I'm not seeing them anymore. Glad I stocked up ahead of time. My grand-kids will make a fortune when they take them to Antique Road Show in 2060.

 

 

Cool!! Does each one come in Goddess size??

 

Where did that shit come from?

 

fox-pushing-duck-cart.jpg

 

Or that?

 

Someone give Rick a poke. I'm bored.

 

Uncle Buck, back in his day with the RAF ---

 

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I am free to bang sofa cushions and the legs of unsuspecting guests to the house because of you, dear uncle.

 

Hugs.

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Now please do some lusting at my signature

 

 

 

 

Devil......

 

 

 

Your Sig.........

 

 

Its.... Mesmerising?

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Here we go again......

 

Museum_of_bad_art_Mana_Lisa_333x.jpg

 

DAY ONE

40° 45' 21" north 73° 59' 11" west

Wind Calm before the storm.

 

God has smiled on me again and given me a gift of youth. I will thank God and take this gift with me on a journey of discovery. For both the youth and me.

I will feel the youth as I have felt youth in the past. Upon the sea, far from help, I will feel youth completely and youth will feel me flow through youth.

The South Seas are calling again and I will continue to be at one with myself, whenever youth is busy. The ship, my beautiful ship is strong and ready to carry my new found youth and me

along with my youth of the past and the fruit of my labors. God, Buddha and the great Pumpkin have blessed me again and are with me on my voyage to keep me focused.

But most of all I will focus on my new youth

 

I can't believe he dissed the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM has it all over the Great Pumpkin.

 

 

 

 

What dfoes Fox Sport Network have to do with this??

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Ask Woofsey. I heard he and Stowe are friends.

 

I don't know anything about this new turn, the last communication I had with him was years ago on his 1000 days thing, when his onboard desalination unit fouled out with no rain and there was genuine concern that he would die of thirst. We emailed through his satellite link I gave him some thoughts as to either unfouling his membranes or setting up a solar still.

 

After John Krevvy died I meant to stop by and give some condolences to the Krevvy family but it didn't work out yet.

 

So I'm out of this.

 

 

 

Good to see to see both deranged crews back though, his crew and this one.

 

The only thing I can add is that any husband who brings along a younger woman even as a "friend" should perhaps be more considerate of his wife.

 

 

What the hell are they gonna do with the kid when it's French Sex Day? Toss him in the dingy with a 200 foot long painter?...

 

 

Reid is under my control...What do you think he will do??

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You, Ricardo, are the everlasting gobstopper of this fucking place.

 

 

 

Scot asked me to up my post count a bit more. 'Cuz he wants a bigger boat....

 

Scott probably did say that but, are you certain he meant anything more than, "Up yours!!"??? ???

 

I look forward to seeing both of you at the SA Board of Directors meeting next month in Scranton.

 

I've seen Scooter's PowerPoint presentation, and it is awesome. ********** closes the show by giving Dawg a raise.

 

Up somebody's.

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gouvie, you hade me for a secant, I thouht "Wko new she pacte such a paunch!!" Relized it was fotshopped. :)

 

Is it your baby Snags?

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gouvie, you hade me for a secant, I thouht "Wko new she pacte such a paunch!!" Relized it was fotshopped. :)

 

This is the pre-photoshopped original.

 

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I'm not sure if I'll get flicked or sued....or both. I'll call Billy B. when I can't log on and have him let you know.

 

BTW - Mr. M's boobs are definitely bigger.

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Here we go again......

 

Museum_of_bad_art_Mana_Lisa_333x.jpg

 

DAY ONE

40° 45' 21" north 73° 59' 11" west

Wind Calm before the storm.

 

God has smiled on me again and given me a gift of youth. I will thank God and take this gift with me on a journey of discovery. For both the youth and me.

I will feel the youth as I have felt youth in the past. Upon the sea, far from help, I will feel youth completely and youth will feel me flow through youth.

The South Seas are calling again and I will continue to be at one with myself, whenever youth is busy. The ship, my beautiful ship is strong and ready to carry my new found youth and me

along with my youth of the past and the fruit of my labors. God, Buddha and the great Pumpkin have blessed me again and are with me on my voyage to keep me focused.

But most of all I will focus on my new youth

 

I can't believe he dissed the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM has it all over the Great Pumpkin.

 

 

 

 

What dfoes Fox Sport Network have to do with this??

 

 

Fair and balanced, of course...

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Why aren't the two Reid Stowe threads together? ,,, Maybe kill off one?

 

 

Twice the fun, the threads have gone on too long now, it would be too confusing...I mean, more than it already is. :wacko:

Rumor has it Reid has souped up the boat a bit for this trip. Something to do with using kites to pull it.

 

Well done, Gouv.

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Is anybody sending any onboard update material??

 

How to update your website while the bolnde chick boinks your ancient hubby....

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Wow... ya know I was sipping on my morning IPA, can't drink coffee anymore, and it occurred to me that Rachel represents yet another Wei®d accomplishment. He stated when he came back to terra firma that he wanted crew for a new voyage. I guess Rand Weeks nor anyone else from the infamous mission control wanted reid to stay hard and let off a little steam in them while at sea making gps shapes, except for Rachel. And that folks is quite an accomplishment. I congratulate you skipper Stowe on such a fine recruitment effort and a fine crew member indeed. I would say most of us here would definately corrupt the little thing while on the 00:00 - 04:00 watch. Reid, I suggest you leave before Rachel figures out how to untie the bowline that is around her ankle.

 

RD - can you fuck with Wiki to make sure this most notable accomplishment is properly recorded, or do I have to wait for Pip.... where is she?

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Who is wiki?? Did Reid boink her or RD??

 

Put a bra on those man boobs... Where have you been? Wiki is wikipedia.com where Reid was in fact muchly - i know that is not a word, but seems so appropriate here - over personified, to say the least and now it looks like there is some balance. RD - pay attention - was the guy that exposed this "sailornaut" for what the real deal was. Sailing vessel Anne calling Regatta Dog, over. Chime in here anytime dude.

 

Reid is a nut and a hazard to navigation. Having a 100 ton masters meself and having to learn how many lights a minesweeper displays, or how many flashes a hovercraft makes every minute, whatever, doesn't matter. This guy is fucking crazy and shouldn't be allowed near a boat period. That been said, I wish him well and admire his tenacity. Go the Rachel! If he can't come he can stay hard all day! Ron Jeremy is calling Reid for advice.

 

RD - we just gotta photo this chick nude or something. Like can we call up and pretend we're playboy scouts and we want to do a pictorial with Rachel and Soy together, with Hef and Reid - hey, they kinda look like twins - and like do ya know, test shots? This is epic. I am overnighting cheese and sprout seeds as we speak. The mere idea of ridding Reid out of US waters or any body of water for that matter sounds good to me. Go Reid, go. Keep us updated on where your next GPS art project might be. I'll stand clear. Out!

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Oh Goody. Here is my first post to be deleted later when I get sick of this thread.

 

 

haha I love the chick in your picture

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So Reids building up a harem for his next voyage. I guess he's not as incompetent as I once thought....:lol:

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Now this is a trip we can get behind. I think he's going for "biggest age discrepancy in a foursome" record next.

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Don't be jealous. Looks looks Reid is doing something right. I'd change places........... for a day. Void Hoooooo!!!!!!!

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

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Now this is a trip we can get behind. I think he's going for "biggest age discrepancy in a foursome" record next.

 

Go Pro feeds, if Scooter wants to pay for the sat phone. SA as a sponsor for Reid? Fricken priceless.

 

Fuck off, BTW, douche knuckle.

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Now this is a trip we can get behind. I think he's going for "biggest age discrepancy in a foursome" record next.

Fuck off, BTW, douche knuckle.

you gonna dette flict!!! :)

 

luvit!! :)

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

 

No. He's just Jello.

 

He doesn't know I'm banging his wife. Then he might be gelatinous...a bit more.

 

EDIT - Holy Christ, Billy, I'm so sorry mate. Typing bull shit and .....my Goodness but she's a great cook and can mow a fucking lawn. She did a wonderful job mowing around my car last week.:P

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

I'm banging his wife.

Wische one?? :)

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

I'm banging his wife.

Wische one?? :)

 

All of htem, sgnags, ervy fugink one of tem.

 

EDIT - Rosetta Stone has just introduced a Snaggletooth DVD set. If you want to keep up, order it now

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NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

I'm banging his wife.

Wische one?? :)

 

Ale of htem, sgnags, ervy fugink one of tem.

atta boye!! :)

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Seems to me that this flute must be doing something right. I think I'll make a Paypal donation........ NOTTT!!!!!!

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I'm sure someone with photochopping skills could have big fun with this.

Church of the Holy WEED!

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So do we actually know the ages of these girls?

 

I know this has probably already been answered but Christ, there's so much shit flying around this thread I just don't know where to look,

 

 

Good 'ole SA ;)

 

 

NO, we have no substantive info about these two new women?? I guess they will banish Darshen to his "watch:" in the Crows Nest, while Reid pleasures his three concubines. Or perhaps soanya is too old for him now??

 

He is a long dead Saudi Prince who has been reincarnated to live his former life with a harem...

you sonde jelusse!!! :)

 

 

Of course I am jealouos, aren't hyou?

 

Thanks RD for dealing with the missus and taking the pressure off me. Cuz after banging your hot young GF, I got nothing left for the home front...:lol:

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From Fakebook

 

"Reid, I see that you are gathering an enviably eye catching crew for your coming journey to Africa. When do you plan on departing, and are you still seeking more crew for the passage? Hope to be able to join you on a sail, and/or say so long, before you take off for far off shores once more."

 

Gangbang anyone... Captain Stabbin has got nothing on Wei®d....

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Gangbang anyone... Captain Stabbin has got nothing on Wei®d....

 

Maybe it's like those hot chicks that fall for convicts in jail, write them love letters, and send them money??:rolleyes:

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A blast from the past. Conch blast that is.

 

 

 

 

The Stowe saga is again, not surprisingly, becoming stranger and creepier.

 

Wonder if he is actually going to take that scow South this fall. I was skeptical about it's condition when he first took off on the drift. The dude is going to push his luck until inevitable failure.

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Last I checked, Guyana was in South America, not Africa. Right next to Venezuela. Going there via Africa seems consistent with his purported navigational skills.

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Last I checked, Guyana was in South America, not Africa. Right next to Venezuela. Going there via Africa seems consistent with his purported navigational skills.

How often do you check??

 

 

Looking back it was someone on facebook that mentioned Africa? Must have been mixing it up with Ghana, I reckon.

 

Rachel says; "We are calling out to our fellow female adventurers to unite with us in this great city and go off on a voyage through vast blue seas, riding the waves of each other's strengths and weaknesses, and discovering our own unique journey into mystic jungles."

 

I guess that she is now the Madame getting enough young chicks on board, so Reid can bang a different one every day? He should have been a Mormon..:D

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Now this is a trip we can get behind. I think he's going for "biggest age discrepancy in a foursome" record next.

 

Go Pro feeds, if Scooter wants to pay for the sat phone. SA as a sponsor for Reid? Fricken priceless.

 

Fuck off, BTW, douche knuckle.

 

Now that my friend is a fantastic idea.

Maye we should all pitch in just for th comedy value?

 

Think we should go for a pretty top end model, it's worth the extra expense to make sure we don't miss our say.......hourly(?) update of Reids "adventure"

 

 

- Kevin

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Rachel says; "We are calling out to our fellow female adventurers to unite with us in this great city and go off on a voyage through vast blue seas, riding each other's strengths and weaknesses and discovering our own unique journey into mystic jungles."

There, I fixed this. . .

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He should have been a Mormon..:D

 

Just add the second "m" and he's there.

 

 

ROFLMAO!! He can't be a MORON if he is so skillful as to con so many young hotties into his bunk and survive 1000 days at sea drifting, without much more danger than his first jousting with the container ship when he just set out. His so called "knock down" or "roll over" was a pathetic joke to stoke his ego..

 

But, I have always maintained that:

 

It is always better to be lucky than good!!!

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So Rachel is 30; doesn't look a day over 17??

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So Rachel is 30; doesn't look a day over 17??

 

Look at her eyes.

 

Does it change anything if she is 30?

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So Rachel is 30; doesn't look a day over 17??

 

Look at her eyes.

 

Does it change anything if she is 30?

 

Of course it changes things. Over 18 is not statutory rape in most states, I think??:unsure:

 

Reid is the man!!!!

 

Now we need the inside dope on the other new young hottie?

 

and also the model for "The Replacement"...

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Damn...there is a lot shit I miss when I am at work, and you people don't attach those pics and host them elsewhere and link to SA. Probably better. :unsure:

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beaver_detail.jpg

 

 

 

Day Three

 

40° 45' 21" north 73° 59' 11" west

Wind windy and wet

 

 

 

As I lie on the Anne at night I feel many things. My dreams call me to my destiny and I try to understand these dreams. I dream of the voyage and I dream that my ship is manned by a crew of Beavers. I dream of being alone with each one and stroking each Beaver. I feel the need to add more Beavers to the ships crew. When I wake I think of Beavers and of how I can fill my ship with them. I can only hope that the old Beaver don't feel jealous of the newer Beavers. And I wonder if Beavers eat cheese.

The preperations continue.

 

 

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isn't it a wooden boat ?

 

what happens if the beavers eat his boat ?

 

will the beavers get the fever ?

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The really tragic part, is there are 3 pairs of parents out there somewhere now going "where did we go wrong ?"

 

...I wonder if one of those parents has the brains to call in a surveyor :blink:

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beaver_detail.jpg

 

 

 

Day Three

 

40° 45' 21" north 73° 59' 11" west

Wind windy and wet

 

 

 

As I lie on the Anne at night I feel many things. My dreams call me to my destiny and I try to understand these dreams. I dream of the voyage and I dream that my ship is manned by a crew of Beavers. I dream of being alone with each one and stroking each Beaver. I feel the need to add more Beavers to the ships crew. When I wake I think of Beavers and of how I can fill my ship with them. I can only hope that the old Beaver don't feel jealous of the newer Beavers. And I wonder if Beavers eat cheese.

The preperations continue.

 

 

 

 

RTFLMAO!!

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No. No! This can't be happening. Really?!?!?!? So he's not dead yet??? Somebody needs to wander down to 12th Street Dock with a book called Without Conscience for that blonde. This is sooooooo bad. She is so young. And stupid. Very stupid. Sadly, I am thankful for the amusement this will bring in the coming months of my very last cold, dank winter. Seriously though, somebody save the blonde!

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Is she still at 12th street dock? I have to be down in the area of Chelsea Pier for work on Thursday. I may get a chance to swing by the Cheese Scow. At the very least, I can get some pics from the water since I'm going out on a boat.

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sirens&capt..jpg

 

Now this is a trip we can get behind. I think he's going for "biggest age discrepancy in a foursome" record next.

 

 

Is this a call for another one of your caption contests???

 

 

The blond on the left is 30 years old, she should know better. What about the new girl on the right of the photo? Is it me, or does that look photochopped??

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No. No! This can't be happening. Really?!?!?!? So he's not dead yet??? Somebody needs to wander down to 12th Street Dock with a book called Without Conscience for that blonde. This is sooooooo bad. She is so young. And stupid. Very stupid. Sadly, I am thankful for the amusement this will bring in the coming months of my very last cold, dank winter. Seriously though, somebody save the blonde!

 

Why would you want to. She's stupid, right?

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I'm looking forward to the next trip. Sort of like the next season of a show that we all enjoy following.

 

Skimming through the 1000 days site came across this gem:

 

"I was warned by my subconscious to tend to my loose nuts. I decided to go one step further and check all the nuts"

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I'm looking forward to the next trip. Sort of like the next season of a show that we all enjoy following.

 

Skimming through the 1000 days site came across this gem:

 

"I was warned by my subconscious to tend to my loose nuts. I decided to go one step further and check all the nuts"

 

...wouldn't be half bad t'make a reality show out of this

....though I'm thinking if they find a 4th gal,,this'll quickly become an episode of ''man lost at sea''...

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I wonder if they're bringing suitcases and check books? Sat phone web updates would be great. Maybe Scooter can rent one for the trip and get sponsor status. Fuck knows he gave the last little trip enough publicity.

 

Reid and Soanya know what they are getting into, but the other two women and Darshen are certainly not qualified to adequately assess the risk. His sails are probably worse than they were when he arrived in NY, having been left on the boom uncovered (I assume). The rigging probably hasn't been maintained any better since he came home, and I'd be surprised if even the left over supply of mung beans will sprout after 5 years. I wish Reid and his crew a safe passage, and will keep my fingers crossed for good weather.

 

Speaking of sponsors, CondomUSA.com is accepting sponsorship proposals --

 

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Apparently, these handy little devices keep the steam in the pot.

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Is the new girl Rachels friend Jessica?

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isn't it a wooden boat ?

 

what happens if the beavers eat his boat ?

 

will the beavers get the fever ?

 

It's a ferrosprout construction, and while beavers don't eat concrete, they probably love sprouts.

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Can't let this drop off of page 1, eh?

 

So, who is the new bird on the boat?

 

Will Reid have enough energy to service his entire crew?

 

When is their next log entry on this magical, mystery disaster waiting to happen?

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Rachel has a lot to learn. She writes:

 

Soanya leads the charge for a new kind of sailor. Standing on the shoulder's of great feminist cruisers and circumnavigators, she upped the ante for female ocean voyagers with her record breaking 306 days without resupply at sea.... have been lucky enough to have had Soanya by my side as I learn about sailing...

 

Crikey, mate, didn't the 1000 Days log say (I would have to look it up) that Soanya spent most of her time below decks? There is no evidence Soanya knows how to sail or could manage the boat if she had to. Why is it that suddenly Soanya "I don't like the dampness of being outside and prefer to stay down below" (or words to that effect) is suddenly now the teacher?

 

TFR.

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this 'voyage' has no veritas until it is named by Stowe. when that happens, i will probably comment on the OFFICIAL TFR thread Stowe Stimbles not the Gouv semen-stained hand puppet substitute excuse to post pics of that young starlet swimming.

chum away chum!

 

 

 

 

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