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This Is Ridiculous Again

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Ha ha... TFR Had me puzzled for a sec on the definition, and once "totally fucking ridiculous" came to mind I had to search for the phrase... Guess what!

 

TFR = Total fertility rate.

 

Oddly appropriate.

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Can't let this drop off of page 1, eh?

 

 

 

Will Reid have enough energy to service his entire crew?

 

 

For Darshen's sake let's hope not.

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Rachel has a lot to learn. She writes:

 

Soanya leads the charge for a new kind of sailor. Standing on the shoulder's of great feminist cruisers and circumnavigators, she upped the ante for female ocean voyagers with her record breaking 306 days without resupply at sea.... have been lucky enough to have had Soanya by my side as I learn about sailing...

 

Crikey, mate, didn't the 1000 Days log say (I would have to look it up) that Soanya spent most of her time below decks? There is no evidence Soanya knows how to sail or could manage the boat if she had to. Why is it that suddenly Soanya "I don't like the dampness of being outside and prefer to stay down below" (or words to that effect) is suddenly now the teacher?

 

TFR.

 

 

Rachel has drunk deeply of Reids Kool Aid. Soanya was merely a passenger hiding below, cerainly not much of a participant on the former cheese & sprout driftathon... Sure hope nothing happens to these untrained newbies once they get offshore and into some weather...:o:(

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Sure hope nothing happens to these untrained newbies once they get offshore and into some weather...:o:(

 

 

I hope nothing untoward happens, but maybe they will learn to sail? Best case is that they actually learn something about sailing, seamanship and sailboat maintenance. Maybe bring along some books.

 

Well, that is what we can hope for. And we know hope floats, so they will all be ok :)

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Sure hope nothing happens to these untrained newbies once they get offshore and into some weather...:o:(

 

 

I hope nothing untoward happens, but maybe they will learn to sail? Best case is that they actually learn something about sailing, seamanship and sailboat maintenance. Maybe bring along some books.

 

Well, that is what we can hope for. And we know hope floats, so they will all be ok :)

 

 

Learn about sailing, seamanship and maintenance from Stowe or Soanya??:blink: Surely you jest!:D

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New grifter career option.

 

...can anyone find a picture where that kid seems happy???? :huh:

...funny,there's a 'kool-aide' stand behind them

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...is there not a way that the concerned public can somehow force a boat to get surveyed and certified before embarking on an extended voyage <_<

 

..it would be rather sad to be sittin here on th'couch,ridiculing these idiots and fools....

.....to their DEMISE :huh:

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I'm wondering if I can find a way to re-purpose our family cruise next year to some sort of pseudo-scientific psychedelic art experiment so I can put a Paypal button on my blog f

You spilted the beanes nowe...... :)

 

Nah, we've been out of the closet for a while.

 

 

No PayPal button. No foursome. No chaffed rigging. FAIL.

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...is there not a way that the concerned public can somehow force a boat to get surveyed and certified before embarking on an extended voyage <_<

 

Sure, such laws could be passed, but they might result in you being unable to sail without applying for government permission every time.

 

 

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...is there not a way that the concerned public can somehow force a boat to get surveyed and certified before embarking on an extended voyage dry.gif

 

Sure, such laws could be passed, but they might result in you being unable to sail without applying for government permission every time.

 

 

 

 

At least warn these naive newbies, that their heroes are not the accomplished seafarers they have been lead to beleive??

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Rachel has a lot to learn. She writes:

 

Soanya leads the charge for a new kind of sailor. Standing on the shoulder's of great feminist cruisers and circumnavigators, she upped the ante for female ocean voyagers with her record breaking 306 days without resupply at sea.... have been lucky enough to have had Soanya by my side as I learn about sailing...

 

Crikey, mate, didn't the 1000 Days log say (I would have to look it up) that Soanya spent most of her time below decks? There is no evidence Soanya knows how to sail or could manage the boat if she had to. Why is it that suddenly Soanya "I don't like the dampness of being outside and prefer to stay down below" (or words to that effect) is suddenly now the teacher?

 

TFR.

 

 

Rachel has drunk deeply of Reids Kool Aid. Soanya was merely a passenger hiding below, cerainly not much of a participant on the former cheese & sprout driftathon... Sure hope nothing happens to these untrained newbies once they get offshore and into some weather...:o:(

 

Don't be so hard on Soanya. She made it very clear that her hair would get frizzy if she spent any time on deck.

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Rachel has a lot to learn. She writes:

 

Soanya leads the charge for a new kind of sailor. Standing on the shoulder's of great feminist cruisers and circumnavigators, she upped the ante for female ocean voyagers with her record breaking 306 days without resupply at sea.... have been lucky enough to have had Soanya by my side as I learn about sailing...

 

Crikey, mate, didn't the 1000 Days log say (I would have to look it up) that Soanya spent most of her time below decks? There is no evidence Soanya knows how to sail or could manage the boat if she had to. Why is it that suddenly Soanya "I don't like the dampness of being outside and prefer to stay down below" (or words to that effect) is suddenly now the teacher?

 

TFR.

 

 

Rachel has drunk deeply of Reids Kool Aid. Soanya was merely a passenger hiding below, cerainly not much of a participant on the former cheese & sprout driftathon... Sure hope nothing happens to these untrained newbies once they get offshore and into some weather...:o:(

 

She was a major participant in one aspect of the voyage.......nudge, nudge...;)

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Bump.

 

 

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Oh shit!

 

Sorry.

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Ha ha...

 

RedViking is teasing you.

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...certainly that top picture is!!!

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That top picture just made my day..... God I love SA

 

You guys don't go sailing much now do you?

 

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Jeebus. Google "sailing tits" and turn off safe search. Unbelievable.

 

Turn safe search back on before your kids jump on the computer.

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Waiting with bated breath for their next installment on the 1000 days thread.

 

YCMTSU!!

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Jeebus. Google "sailing tits" and turn off safe search. Unbelievable.

 

 

'Sailing tits' or "old chicks with really bad bood jobs complete with huge scars" ?

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Awesone research, you guys!!

 

Perhaps Reid Stowe will modify his recruitment criteria??

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page of art by 23 year old Carly, the new crewmember....

 

http://artbycarly.wordpress.com/

 

Spooky!

 

The similarities between Carly and Weid are astounding! Is Carly Weid's secret love child? Look at the similarities:

 

- operate by the grace and gifts of others.

- a narcissistic blog complete with spelling mistakes.

- art that reminds me of the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "If I can do it, it's not art.".

- reflect poor planning skills.

 

If these two aren't related, they are certainly cut from the same cloth. They are made for each other.

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Jeebus. Google "sailing tits" and turn off safe search. Unbelievable.

 

 

'Sailing tits' or "old chicks with really bad bood jobs complete with huge scars" ?

 

This one reminds me of this horrible joke:

 

A guy calls a bordello and asks for the skinniest girl they have. He insists, her ribs must be sticking out, she must have no ass: a crack addict would be best.

 

The girl comes to his house: he tells her to strip, get on the floor, and get on her hands and knees.

 

Then he brings in his German Shepherd...

 

 

And says, "Look boy, this is what happens if you don't eat your food!!"

 

OK, about the worst joke ever.

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An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.

 

 

 

 

 

The bartender asks:

 

 

 

 

 

"What can I get you, Mr. President?"

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It's going to be a good day.

 

Please check out my latest blg entry at:

http://perryboat.sail2live.com

 

It's a different look at rudder design.

 

Thanks

 

 

Did you stumble into the wrong thread, Bob? Love the rudder, but is it a joke or are you serious??

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No Bob is right to post it here.

 

Previously unpublished photo of Reid and Wave building the schooner

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Stowe designed the improved speedy rudder before Bob?? It sure gave the Anne gobs of speed!!!:lol:

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Day Four

 

40° 45' 21" north 73° 59' 11" west

Wind -windy but not as windy as yesterday windyness.

 

 

 

As the Schooners crew swells with yet another new member, I feel myself swelling also.

Our newest crew has made me grow as she is an artist as am I and together we can throw away the limits of society and explore the boundaries of creativity within our new world.

A world with only a horizon and sky as its boundaries and no one can see us and we can't see them.

Like me, Carly does not confine her creativity to a canvas, but, like me she paints on the things about her. What most people call junk, we call art.

As the schooner and I and my coven prepare, I reflect on how most people prefer to leave behind clues as to their future, but not I.

I am completely clueless.

 

The preparations continue.

 

 

 

 

 

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As the schooner and I and my coven prepare

 

Que?

 

I thought polygamy was illegal

 

and don't we burn witches?

 

Noun 1. coven - an assembly of witches; usually 13 witches

 

needs 10 more I guess

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That guy is sooo totaly whacked. You just cannot make up shit like that.

 

The world is a safer place with him out floating around harmlessly away from the rest of us.

 

Maybe we could load up the politicians and lobbyists on a few schooners.

 

Um, actually Gouv, LB 15 is making that shit up. I guess due to all of the resin you have sniffed over the years we should cut you a little slack. :blink:

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So who is going to step up and donate towards this latest educational, scientific, artistic, humanitarian sexpedition? Reggiano Parmagiano, Doyle Sails, E paint, sprout and food suppliers, Trojan, satellite tracking firm?

 

Haven't seen any more Good News Broadcasts, interviews with my fave, Harold Channer or Tango soirees at the Frying Pan. Where are his steadfast supporters? Will there be no Mission Control and regular satellite updates? Damn, I'll miss this stuff, especially Mistress Barbie.

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No updates in a few weeks?? Is he trolling Manhattan looking for more loose, artsy women to fill out his harem?

 

No, I mean more "sirens"' for their "voyage through vast blue seas, riding the waves of each other's strengths and weaknesses, and discovering our own unique journey into mystic"

 

Sounds like something Reid would write, so maybe Carly is a true child of Stowe...

 

TFR... YCMTSU!

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Will someone pass me a newspaper, this could be a long session.

 

 

I flushed four times and that turd still wouldn't go down.. (definition of a "four flusher"):lol:

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Will someone pass me a newspaper, this could be a long session.

 

 

I flushed four times and that turd still wouldn't go down.. (definition of a "four flusher"):lol:

 

I flushed once and got shit all over the head and myself. Thanks for the "heads" up on that, Mate.

 

BTW - Thanks for the knee brace and you handed me the check yesterday. I guess after the knees go the mind is next in line? Your short term is fucked. How'd the sugary go?

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Has he even hauled that bean-sprout encrusted POS to ensure its structural integrity?

 

...of course not,,but he can recite

while totally stoned out of his gourd :rolleyes:

 

...what can YOU do <_<

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Has he even hauled that bean-sprout encrusted POS to ensure its structural integrity?

 

...of course not,,but he can recite

while totally stoned out of his gourd :rolleyes:

 

...what can YOU do <_<

damn, I knew it was going to be that again, and sure enough, sucked in, come in spinner I clicked on it. fkfkfkfkfkfk

its been 4 years since I clicked on that thing, and the passage of time certainly hasnt improved it.

 

meanwhile the irreplaceable treasures "dacron a la excretia" are shifted to safe haven (ie no rent charged) with all the dexterity of Goebbels stashing a candelabra.

 

stretched canvas art to be worked on enroute. Oh Mr Hart, what a mess...

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page of art by 23 year old Carly, the new crewmember....

 

http://artbycarly.wordpress.com/

 

Wow, just wow. Those are 10 min of my life I'll never get back, but it was worth every second of it. Personal favorite:

 

The captain of the boat, Reid Stowe, is an accomplished sailor holding two world records so I am definitely in good hands. Also coming along will be his girlfriend, Soanya who is also an incredibly accomplished mariner, possibly the most experienced female sailor [...] Reid’s schooner, Anne, is a beautiful beast.[...] The fiberglass on the deck is rusted and on the hull the sea has painted a beautiful abstract scene of green splotches speckled with barnacles.

 

 

 

 

My oh my....

 

M - you can't make this shit up, all right

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Has he even hauled that bean-sprout encrusted POS to ensure its structural integrity?

And was that ten year old sail ever replaced under warranty?

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And Carly writes:

 

"Aron, my producer, and I have just finished applying for a grant from the Brooklyn Arts Coucil [sic] to fund this project."

 

Uh-oh.

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Tantra schooner turned into ORGY schooner?

 

The captain of the boat, Reid Stowe, is an accomplished sailor holding two world records so I am definitely in good hands. Also coming along will be his girlfriend, Soanya who is also an incredibly accomplished mariner, possibly the most experienced female sailor; their son, Darshen who is 3 years old; and the rest of the crew including me, Rachel, Andy, Dusty, Alex, Vamsee(pending with permission from his visa), Jessie, and some crazy old polish(I think) sailor who has been everywhere, named Voitec.

 

Rachel and I will be bunking together and I can see us becoming fast friends.

 

Lickey lickey - fuck fuck...:lol:

 

Rachel Jamison and her boy fluffer...

 

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looks like fun Rachel

 

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Wow!! Reid is changing out some shackles!! YCMTSU!

 

 

 

One Month Away Friday, 14 October 2011 One Month Away Friday, 14 October 2011

 

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Replacing the old shackle with the new.

 

Soanya's View:

 

We haven't set an exact date on when we're leaving for our Voyage to the Mystic Jungles of Guyana, but it's roughly one month away. The energy onboard is stepping up woven with excitement, anticipation, preparations, hard work, and lots of people coming and going. We just got our charts for Guyana and are planning ways to navigate into the biggest jungle river in the country, the Essequibo river. Reid and I are getting items we won't be using in the next six months off the boat. That means most of the winter clothes we would have worn had we stayed in New York, stacks of art work, some of the special sculptures, toys Darshen is no longer playing with, old notebooks, 1000 Days promo materials, foul weather gear suitable for Antarctica, etc. We're tweaking our electrical systems, and getting our satellite iridium telephone working again. We're looking at our food lists and getting our staples for the next months.

 

The crew is looking into immunizations where applicable, mosquito netting, bug repellents, and rain gear. They are also slowly moving onboard one by one. We tell them the sooner the better because it takes time to get use to living on a boat. There are always things you think you need that you really don't and things you wish you had and realize would be good to get before leaving. It it an ongoing process as we discover what we can and can not live without.

 

We have some major boat work planned before departure including replacing the rigging, replacing the bowsprit, and fixing the main gaff. All the work will be done on the dock with Reid overseeing it every step of the way. Soon, the schooner will be ready for her next adventure.

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page of art by 23 year old Carly, the new crewmember....

 

http://artbycarly.wordpress.com/

 

Missed this link. I was easily distracted by all the boat boobies.

 

So crew list is expanding. Hope someone steps up and provides a larger life raft. Someday Stowe's luck is going to run out. Boat needs more than a few shackles and bits of rigging.

 

Suspect Soanya's Guyanese family has provided much support and inspiration for the trip.

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One has to truly worry about these new gals and their families. They beleive Stowe is a competent "world record setting" voyager, but that is hardly reality...

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Tantra schooner turned into ORGY schooner?

 

The captain of the boat, Reid Stowe, is an accomplished sailor holding two world records so I am definitely in good hands. Also coming along will be his girlfriend, Soanya who is also an incredibly accomplished mariner, possibly the most experienced female sailor; their son, Darshen who is 3 years old; and the rest of the crew including me, Rachel, Andy, Dusty, Alex, Vamsee(pending with permission from his visa), Jessie, and some crazy old polish(I think) sailor who has been everywhere, named Voitec.

 

Rachel and I will be bunking together and I can see us becoming fast friends.

 

Lickey lickey - fuck fuck...:lol:

 

Rachel Jamison and her boy fluffer...

 

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looks like fun Rachel

 

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Oh Jeebus. Here we go.

 

I'm glad Jesse was invited along. Haven't heard from him in a while.

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The fiberglass on the deck is rusted

 

Yep.

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One has to truly worry about these new gals and their families. They beleive Stowe is a competent "world record setting" voyager, but that is hardly reality...

 

I had the same thought after having a bit of a laugh at Soy being "possibly the most experienced female mariner."

 

That rusty fiberglass makes me wonder how the ferrosprout construction is holding up. I'm guessing there is not as much metal holding it all together as there once was...

 

I wonder... if you took some liquid fertilizer and laced it with a bit of molasses to make it sticky, could you then coat the whole boat and cover it with sprout seeds, letting them take root in the rusty cracks? Sort of a Chia boat, but edible and with the added bonus that roots will help hold the concrete together.

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Found this on some blog --

 

From
:

So what did
you
do for Columbus Day?

 

EarthImage had a dockside visit with a modern-day Christopher Columbus. Capt. Reid Stowe and family, aboard their ship The Anne, have set the world's longest sail record, 1152 days without landing or re-supply.

 

A
remarkable
story, indeed, the website
with many links to articles.

 

Reid and family are preparing to depart for Guiana about November 1. In the meantime, he's docked at 44th Drive in Long Island City, Queens. (
)

 

2011-10-10_anne.jpg

 

 

Replace a couple shackles and she'll be good as new.

 

"Modern day Christopher Columbus", indeed.

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Found this on some blog --

 

From
:

So what did
you
do for Columbus Day?

 

EarthImage had a dockside visit with a modern-day Christopher Columbus. Capt. Reid Stowe and family, aboard their ship The Anne, have set the world's longest sail record, 1152 days without landing or re-supply.

 

A
remarkable
story, indeed, the website
with many links to articles.

 

Reid and family are preparing to depart for Guiana about November 1. In the meantime, he's docked at 44th Drive in Long Island City, Queens. (
)

 

2011-10-10_anne.jpg

 

 

Replace a couple shackles and she'll be good as new.

 

"Modern day Christopher Columbus", indeed.

I wonder if he replaced the turnbuckle clevis pins that were half worn thru? Nah, they were only worn on one side!

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Am I the only one to find this pic kind of sad ?

 

Whatever POS it admittedly is to start with, seeing any boat in such a sorry state and so obvious lack of care is quite painful.

 

M

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Reid, savvy speed-merchant that he is, puts his effort below the waterline. Smooth as a baby's bottom.

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...holy FUCK

....how can ANYONE consider going to sea in something that looks like THAT :o

 

,,,can't those girls at least send a picture of that SHITHEAP to their friends???

....SOMEONE needs to STOP them :blink: :blink:

 

....on the other hand,,why worry,,prolly won't make it out of the harbor anyways :unsure:

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

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Reckon all these people living on board are giving the holding tanks quite a work out. Probably have to empty daily. Probably have to empty after every flusheroo.

 

Good God that boat looks horrible. Stowe pushed his luck last time. How he could expose so many people to the risks at sea in Tantra Schooner Mark II is unconscionable. But concern for others has never seemed to be one of Stowe's priorities, has it?

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I think you guys need to organize a painting party for Anne.

 

I am sure they would be happy with a tip&roll job... :rolleyes:

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I think you guys need to organize a painting party for Anne.

 

I am sure they would be happy with a tip&roll job... :rolleyes:

 

 

Maybe Home Depot will donate some Behrs exterior latex??:lol:

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I've got "unsuspecting naive women" closer to home, my friend.

 

The price of gas, even with the Big Y gold coin at that place in Saybrook, you know .... that place just short and across from the Monkey Farm? Anyway, I'm not driving down to NY again for this shit..

 

I'll pick your lame ass up and take you to the Farm, if your lovely wife will make us some sandwiches for the ride.....dicktard.

 

Thanks for the cover, BTW. Shhhh....... Seriously. Shhhhhh.

 

Fuck-knuckle, cunt faced bastard.

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I've got "unsuspecting naive women" closer to home, my friend.

 

The price of gas, even with the Big Y gold coin at that place in Saybrook, you know .... that place just short and across from the Monkey Farm? Anyway, I'm not driving down to NY again for this shit..

 

I'll pick your lame ass up and take you to the Farm, if your lovely wife will make us some sandwiches for the ride.....dicktard.

 

Thanks for the cover, BTW. Shhhh....... Seriously. Shhhhhh.

 

Fuck-knuckle, cunt faced bastard.

 

 

Call me and take me to the Monkey Farm, ASAP!

 

Can't drive yet, after arthro-knee surgery job on Thursday..

 

Wife just left for a week in Argentina doing a meeting for EMC. Hope she brings me a leather jacket..:D

 

Asshat, dipshit!!!

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I've got "unsuspecting naive women" closer to home, my friend.

 

The price of gas, even with the Big Y gold coin at that place in Saybrook, you know .... that place just short and across from the Monkey Farm? Anyway, I'm not driving down to NY again for this shit..

 

I'll pick your lame ass up and take you to the Farm, if your lovely wife will make us some sandwiches for the ride.....dicktard.

 

Thanks for the cover, BTW. Shhhh....... Seriously. Shhhhhh.

 

Fuck-knuckle, cunt faced bastard.

 

 

Call me and take me to the Monkey Farm, ASAP!

 

Can't drive yet, after arthro-knee surgery job on Thursday..

 

Wife just left for a week in Argentina doing a meeting for EMC. Hope she brings me a leather jacket..:D

 

Asshat, dipshit!!!

 

Why don't you two get a room. Just sayin'. :blink:

 

 

 

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Found this on some blog --

 

From
:

So what did
you
do for Columbus Day?

 

EarthImage had a dockside visit with a modern-day Christopher Columbus. Capt. Reid Stowe and family, aboard their ship The Anne, have set the world's longest sail record, 1152 days without landing or re-supply.

 

A
remarkable
story, indeed, the website
with many links to articles.

 

Reid and family are preparing to depart for Guiana about November 1. In the meantime, he's docked at 44th Drive in Long Island City, Queens. (
)

 

2011-10-10_anne.jpg

 

 

Replace a couple shackles and she'll be good as new.

 

"Modern day Christopher Columbus", indeed.

I wonder if he replaced the turnbuckle clevis pins that were half worn thru? Nah, they were only worn on one side!

 

 

 

 

Aw c'mon, that'll buff right out.

 

 

 

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..do they even have a dinghy for WHEN that thing breaks-up???....let alone a liferaft?????

 

......... it's only a matter of time :unsure:

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I think you guys need to organize a painting party for Anne.

 

I am sure they would be happy with a tip&roll job... :rolleyes:

 

 

Maybe Home Depot will donate some Behrs exterior latex??:lol:

 

Rustoleum would be better. ;)

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..do they even have a dinghy for WHEN that thing breaks-up???....let alone a liferaft?????

 

......... it's only a matter of time :unsure:

 

 

Yep his ex wife gave him an old liferaft about 5 years ago, so they are all good to go.

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I think Regatta Dog needs to get his ass down there and warn these poor unsuspecting naive women..:o

 

I think you guys need to organize a painting party for Anne.

 

I am sure they would be happy with a tip&roll job... :rolleyes:

 

 

Maybe Home Depot will donate some Behrs exterior latex??:lol:

 

Rustoleum would be better. ;)

 

......too late <_<

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No job, no money for housing or heat. So, con some nubile lasses for a sailing lark to warmer latitudes and tantric love fests.....:D

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Found this on some blog --

 

From
:

So what did
you
do for Columbus Day?

 

EarthImage had a dockside visit with a modern-day Christopher Columbus. Capt. Reid Stowe and family, aboard their ship The Anne, have set the world's longest sail record, 1152 days without landing or re-supply.

 

A
remarkable
story, indeed, the website
with many links to articles.

 

Reid and family are preparing to depart for Guiana about November 1. In the meantime, he's docked at 44th Drive in Long Island City, Queens. (
)

 

2011-10-10_anne.jpg

 

 

Replace a couple shackles and she'll be good as new.

 

"Modern day Christopher Columbus", indeed.

 

WTF is that thing on the port side of the mizzen mast?

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One of his giant sculptures??

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WTF is that thing on the port side of the mizzen mast?

 

Mizzen mast?

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"with Reid overseeing it every step of the way. "

 

 

Confidence inspiring...

 

 

 

 

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You guys must have inspired some repairs.....

 

From the 1000 days site>>>

 

 

 

 

One Month Away

 

 

Friday, 14 October 2011

 

 

 

Replacing the old shackle with the new.

 

shackle-contrast.jpg

 

Soanya's View:

 

The crew is looking into immunizations where applicable, mosquito netting, bug repellents, and rain gear.

 

By 'Rain gear' I hope she means condoms.

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We have some major boat work planned before departure including replacing the rigging, replacing the bowsprit...

 

How long ago did he break off that freighter prodster again?

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Soanya's View:

 

We're looking at our food lists and getting our staples for the next months.

 

 

I guess the staples should give them a good supply of iron in their diet....

But they might be better off using the staples for holding the hull and sails together...

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No job, no money for housing or heat. So, con some nubile lasses for a sailing lark to warmer latitudes and tantric love fests.....:D

Sorry, I am not seeing any down side to that strategy! ;)

 

 

 

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Soanya's View:

 

We're looking at our food lists and getting our staples for the next months.

 

 

I guess the staples should give them a good supply of iron in their diet....

But they might be better off using the stanless staples for holding the hull and sails together...

:)

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Soanya's View:

 

We're looking at our food lists and getting our staples for the next months.

 

 

I guess the staples should give them a good supply of iron in their diet....

But they might be better off using the stanless staples for holding the hull and sails together...

:)

 

You know you've really screwed the pooch when Snags corrects your spelling.

 

All respect due my friend

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Reid is a genius!

Where am I? In a cube working for the man :(

What is he doing?

Spending his whole life getting laid by silly young chicks and not ever once having a "job". :)

The rust is just a cover to keep us from seeing the underlying brilliance I tell you.

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