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Mariner, believe me, life just isn't fair. And you really are a helluva crackpot idiot newbie piece of insolent crap, you know that? An old non com army grunt calling himself a mariner. The reason no one's asked to see your gf's tits, is cause ur so fuking old her ugly bags sink down to her knees don't show them to us fuking asshole newbie please. Although I must admit your dumbness means ur not nearly as diabolical as your leader regatta hog, a perverted man gone so far to the dark side, the devil himself asks his advice as to how to get more souls on the path to hell itself.

 

RD is the leader?? Shit I thought I was following the mystical jungle Buda all this time........ damn.....:huh:

 

Back in line, minion, or you shall feel the wrath of the rider of the Third Horse of the Apocalypse (Steve) who shall smite you on your noggin, and you shall wake up in the flaming bowels of hell (Newark).

 

Just Sayin'.

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I think you all should take a break for a while. All this violent talk is not healthy. Hell "Three months of camplife on Lake Tahoe would restore even an Egytian mummy to his pristine vigor, and give him an appetite like an alligator.

I do not mean the oldest and driest mummies, of course, but the fresher ones". That the boat up the rivere huck

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Haven't had a drink, never touch the hard stuff. Your craziness showed before, now it's just your insolent stupidity.

 

The first sign of an addict is denial.

Repeat after me Harpon, 28% proof REALLY IS hard stuff....

 

You know where denial will get you Harpon ?

 

Up a guyanese river, sitting on a busted crapper, IN a busted crapper, without a toilet, money, food or friends. Kind of like being a fish inside a fish thats dead. Acid is eating you up and you dont even realise it yet.

 

Well played.

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Mariner, believe me, life just isn't fair. And you really are a helluva crackpot idiot newbie piece of insolent crap, you know that? An old non com army grunt calling himself a mariner. The reason no one's asked to see your gf's tits, is cause ur so fuking old her ugly bags sink down to her knees don't show them to us fuking asshole newbie please. Although I must admit your dumbness means ur not nearly as diabolical as your leader regatta hog, a perverted man gone so far to the dark side, the devil himself asks his advice as to how to get more souls on the path to hell itself.

 

You are a deeply disturbed man.

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1 members, 13 guests, 0 anonymous users reading this thread.

 

Did the collective ever figure out why there are always so many lurkers?

 

Come on Guests, what is your input?

 

Lets keep to the facts of the mission and interpret the unfolding story. Albeit once the story starts up again.

 

Currently its all the Harpoon Show. (whose writing I think is a wee bit bi-polar, but awesome in its own way)

 

Are we in the intermission perhaps?

 

The collective is retarded.dry.gif

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

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Trying to read this thread is a soul sucking experience. Nothing of note since Andy's info and pips' meltdown. Vultures looking at the bones of last years meal.

 

btw, wtf is up with the bouncing boobs lady? I mean really, that's almost as bad as that horrific pink wet t-shirt with the ill-aligned nipples picture that never seems to go away.

 

I mean, really. What kind of person uses their tits for an avatar?

 

OK, I'm gonna duck out while you get all chivalrous & take me to task, but I'll check back in later.

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You clearly have a choice to either read this thread or not, if it causes you that much distress than exercise that choice. I do find it amusing that of your posts here 90%+ are on the prior 1k days thread, including your opening post about how you were researching Internet rage and accusing people of theft by posting at work.

 

You may want to research effective Internet trolling instead, you aren't very good at it.

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btw, wtf is up with the bouncing boobs lady? I mean really, that's almost as bad as that horrific pink wet t-shirt with the ill-aligned nipples picture that never seems to go away.

 

I mean, really. What kind of person uses their tits for an avatar?

 

I like how Barleymalt flies right under the radar...

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Reid & Rachel were married in a secret ceremony yesterday. Soanya & Darshen have moved off the boat and are currently living in a hovel next to the daycare on a muddy 'road.'

Reid plans to get the SA fixed up with funds from Rachel's fam, and after arming her with multiple cannon, sail back to the USA and fire upon any and all SA adherents he e'er finds upon the rising waters.

 

 

oh wait, I've just conferred with Jesus and Buddha again, and they both suggest a good massage and getting laid instead of this sorta message on this thread of Incessant diatribes 'n lies.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

 

 

This from a red baiting moron, who saw RW of a thousand faces everywhere he looked in his waking dreams for so long, that he practically had to take a wife ordered walk about to clear his clearly addled brain a bit.

 

If pip and ttt were to produce an offspring to have been sired at the heights of their Stowe-Hovian respective symptoms showing, any pics of what the two of them might produce? Timbucketoo, you should fly down to the jungles of Guyana and meet up with pip, giving your old frustratingly hateful life in Oz the slip.

 

Barleymaltedmilk you are a pip to be able to stay under the radar in this free for all playful hatefest.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................vart.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................filibuster.

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Reid & Rachel were married in a secret ceremony yesterday. Soanya & Darshen have moved off the boat and are currently living in a hovel next to the daycare on a muddy 'road.'

Reid plans to get the SA fixed up with funds from Rachel's fam, and after arming her with multiple cannon, sail back to the USA and fire upon any and all SA adherents he e'er finds upon the rising waters.

 

 

oh wait, I've just conferred with Jesus and Buddha again, and they both suggest a good massage and getting laid instead of this sorta message on this thread of Incessant diatribes 'n lies.

 

Does this mean half of everything the grifter manages to panhandle belongs to sonya and the kid?

 

Better than that Darshen will some day inherit all that reid owns including a renovated and refit anne, unless it's claimed by the Smithsonian.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

 

 

This from a red baiting moron, who saw RW of a thousand faces everywhere he looked in his waking dreams for so long, that he practically had to take a wife ordered walk about to clear his clearly addled brain a bit.

 

If pip and ttt were to produce an offspring to have been sired at the heights of their Stowe-Hovian respective symptoms showing, any pics of what the two of them might produce? Timbucketoo, you should fly down to the jungles of Guyana and meet up with pip, giving your old frustratingly hateful life in Oz the

Barleymaltedmilk you are a pip to be able to stay under the radar in this free for all playful hatefest.

 

Care to translate that train wreck to coherent English?

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yeah, he got dispirited when his bank statement said:

 

Balance: NIL (I guess that makes you unbalanced huh).

 

Interest: ALWAYS WAS, IS AND FOREVER WILL BE ZERO.

 

Deposits: NIL (but you knew that).

 

Attempted withdrawals: LOST COUNT, but you said you were using alternatives to withdrawal....

 

Automated transfers to Harpons account: NIL

 

Automated transfers to child support account: NIL

 

Tax Deducted: NIL

 

Credit card overdraft: MAXED to your authorised credit limit of $1.

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yeah, he got dispirited when his bank statement said:

 

Balance: NIL (I guess that makes you unbalanced huh).

 

Interest: ALWAYS WAS, IS AND FOREVER WILL BE ZERO.

 

Deposits: NIL (but you knew that).

 

What about the paypal donations???

Attempted withdrawals: LOST COUNT, but you said you were using alternatives to withdrawal....

 

A premature "withdrawal" might have prevented an unwanted pregnancy???? Which pregnancy scuttled the original two-party mission......:unsure:

 

Automated transfers to Harpons account: NIL

 

Automated transfers to child support account: NIL

 

Tax Deducted: NIL

 

Credit card overdraft: MAXED to your authorised credit limit of $1.

 

Reid has a credit card?? I highly doubt that????

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yeah, he got dispirited when his bank statement said:

 

Balance: NIL (I guess that makes you unbalanced huh).

 

Interest: ALWAYS WAS, IS AND FOREVER WILL BE ZERO.

 

Deposits: NIL (but you knew that).

 

What about the paypal donations???

Attempted withdrawals: LOST COUNT, but you said you were using alternatives to withdrawal....

 

A premature "withdrawal" might have prevented an unwanted pregnancy???? Which pregnancy scuttled the original two-party mission......:unsure:

 

Automated transfers to Harpons account: NIL

 

Automated transfers to child support account: NIL

 

Tax Deducted: NIL

 

Credit card overdraft: MAXED to your authorised credit limit of $1.

 

Reid has a credit card?? I highly doubt that????

 

I co-signed for his credit card back in.....last week, but it doesn't work down in Guyana. The only swipe there involves hubcaps.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

 

 

This from a red baiting moron, who saw RW of a thousand faces everywhere he looked in his waking dreams for so long, that he practically had to take a wife ordered walk about to clear his clearly addled brain a bit.

 

If pip and ttt were to produce an offspring to have been sired at the heights of their Stowe-Hovian respective symptoms showing, any pics of what the two of them might produce? Timbucketoo, you should fly down to the jungles of Guyana and meet up with pip, giving your old frustratingly hateful life in Oz the

Barleymaltedmilk you are a pip to be able to stay under the radar in this free for all playful hatefest.

 

Care to translate that train wreck to coherent English?

 

 

I will attempt to translate the train wreck of the Schooner Anne (a uniquely inappropriate SA inference) to a shorter form than does this two part multi-year thread. I know those who found cliff notes too long will complain.

 

RS drops out of school goes surfing. Meets sailor goes sailing. Crosses oceans no radio no electronics no money no clothes. Builds another boat in backyard, big heavy schooner to go around the horn no prob. Sails on schooner. Sails to Antarctic. Decides to sail 1,000 days. Returns from Antarctic. Spends twenty years preparing aging schooner to survive 1,000 days at sea. Goes off for a thousand days with young non-seasoned woman. Pregnant, Soanya jumps ship in Oz with the help of previous long distance single handing continuous w/o resupply record holder Jon. Finishes next two years single handing 70 foot schooner till she completes a circumnavigation and returns to NYC and sees son Darshen for first time.

 

Lives with Soanya and Darshen on SA (Schooner Anne) going from dock to dock as he is forced to until he has no more place to keep the SA and heads off to Guyana- although the boat's not in the best of shape, with 5 or six strong exuberant youthful relatively inexperienced crew.

 

Crew puke their guts out through series of gales and then Andy saves the day by diving under and creating a jury rigged steering for broken rudder.

 

SA (Schooner Anne) miraculously drifts by the hand of Buddha, Jesus, and Moses up the same river Stowe was shooting for at the beginnning.

 

Crew jumps ship except tough Rachel, to eat good food, drink cold beer, take a pee in a working head, and to quit throwing up. Brave hero Andy goes off to explore mining gold in a work camp deep upriver (and upriver from the largest waterfall by volume in the world). No word from him for awhile now.

 

And no word at all from Stowe who seems to be stuck upriver with a broken rudder and no means of fixing the problem. Silent for a month. Very uncharacteristic.

 

And the clowns here, who profess to never have wished Stowe one iota of harm, carry on about this and that like loons singing their happy song as twilight takes hold of another day.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

 

 

This from a red baiting moron, who saw RW of a thousand faces everywhere he looked in his waking dreams for so long, that he practically had to take a wife ordered walk about to clear his clearly addled brain a bit.

 

If pip and ttt were to produce an offspring to have been sired at the heights of their Stowe-Hovian respective symptoms showing, any pics of what the two of them might produce? Timbucketoo, you should fly down to the jungles of Guyana and meet up with pip, giving your old frustratingly hateful life in Oz the

Barleymaltedmilk you are a pip to be able to stay under the radar in this free for all playful hatefest.

 

Care to translate that train wreck to coherent English?

 

 

I will attempt to translate the train wreck of the Schooner Anne (a uniquely inappropriate SA inference) to a shorter form than does this two part multi-year thread. I know those who found cliff notes too long will complain.

 

RS drops out of school goes surfing. Meets sailor goes sailing. Crosses oceans no radio no electronics no money no clothes. Builds another boat in backyard, big heavy schooner to go around the horn no prob. Sails on schooner. Sails to Antarctic. Decides to sail 1,000 days. Returns from Antarctic. Spends twenty years preparing aging schooner to survive 1,000 days at sea. Goes off for a thousand days with young non-seasoned woman. Pregnant, Soanya jumps ship in Oz with the help of previous long distance single handing continuous w/o resupply record holder Jon. Finishes next two years single handing 70 foot schooner till she completes a circumnavigation and returns to NYC and sees son Darshen for first time.

 

Lives with Soanya and Darshen on SA (Schooner Anne) going from dock to dock as he is forced to until he has no more place to keep the SA and heads off to Guyana- although the boat's not in the best of shape, with 5 or six strong exuberant youthful relatively inexperienced crew.

 

Crew puke their guts out through series of gales and then Andy saves the day by diving under and creating a jury rigged steering for broken rudder.

 

SA (Schooner Anne) miraculously drifts by the hand of Buddha, Jesus, and Moses up the same river Stowe was shooting for at the beginnning.

 

Crew jumps ship except tough Rachel, to eat good food, drink cold beer, take a pee in a working head, and to quit throwing up. Brave hero Andy goes off to explore mining gold in a work camp deep upriver (and upriver from the largest waterfall by volume in the world). No word from him for awhile now.

 

And no word at all from Stowe who seems to be stuck upriver with a broken rudder and no means of fixing the problem. Silent for a month. Very uncharacteristic.

 

And the clowns here, who profess to never have wished Stowe one iota of harm, carry on about this and that like loons singing their happy song as twilight takes hold of another day.

 

Thanks for sharing, Harpoon.

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Is Harpon still harping on ffksk... Kinda reminds me of that nuisance dog on the other side of the fence, that just barks and barks because that is what he does. No reason. No justification, He just does it because he's brainless. Harpon, you listening there puppy ?? cmon, give us a woof.

 

Tampoon kind of reminds me of this.

 

remaincalm-01.jpg

 

 

This from a red baiting moron, who saw RW of a thousand faces everywhere he looked in his waking dreams for so long, that he practically had to take a wife ordered walk about to clear his clearly addled brain a bit.

 

If pip and ttt were to produce an offspring to have been sired at the heights of their Stowe-Hovian respective symptoms showing, any pics of what the two of them might produce? Timbucketoo, you should fly down to the jungles of Guyana and meet up with pip, giving your old frustratingly hateful life in Oz the

Barleymaltedmilk you are a pip to be able to stay under the radar in this free for all playful hatefest.

 

Care to translate that train wreck to coherent English?

 

 

I will attempt to translate the train wreck of the Schooner Anne (a uniquely inappropriate SA inference) to a shorter form than does this two part multi-year thread. I know those who found cliff notes too long will complain.

 

RS drops out of school goes surfing. Meets sailor goes sailing. Crosses oceans no radio no electronics no money no clothes. Builds another boat in backyard, big heavy schooner to go around the horn no prob. Sails on schooner. Sails to Antarctic. Decides to sail 1,000 days. Returns from Antarctic. Spends twenty years preparing aging schooner to survive 1,000 days at sea. Goes off for a thousand days with young non-seasoned woman. Pregnant, Soanya jumps ship in Oz with the help of previous long distance single handing continuous w/o resupply record holder Jon. Finishes next two years single handing 70 foot schooner till she completes a circumnavigation and returns to NYC and sees son Darshen for first time.

 

Lives with Soanya and Darshen on SA (Schooner Anne) going from dock to dock as he is forced to until he has no more place to keep the SA and heads off to Guyana- although the boat's not in the best of shape, with 5 or six strong exuberant youthful relatively inexperienced crew.

 

Crew puke their guts out through series of gales and then Andy saves the day by diving under and creating a jury rigged steering for broken rudder.

 

SA (Schooner Anne) miraculously drifts by the hand of Buddha, Jesus, and Moses up the same river Stowe was shooting for at the beginnning.

 

Crew jumps ship except tough Rachel, to eat good food, drink cold beer, take a pee in a working head, and to quit throwing up. Brave hero Andy goes off to explore mining gold in a work camp deep upriver (and upriver from the largest waterfall by volume in the world). No word from him for awhile now.

 

And no word at all from Stowe who seems to be stuck upriver with a broken rudder and no means of fixing the problem. Silent for a month. Very uncharacteristic.

 

And the clowns here, who profess to never have wished Stowe one iota of harm, carry on about this and that like loons singing their happy song as twilight takes hold of another day.

 

 

Herpes -

 

That the most coherent post I think you have ever made.

 

Care to share your CV?

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he's afraid that the term senior installer and other gems, will generate unrelenting mirth. Its in Linked in if you want a real belly laugh. Oh you mean SAILING CV. Youd stand a better chance of bear wrestling a neutrino. Its in the "closest thing to zero" category.

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he's afraid that the term senior installer and other gems, will generate unrelenting mirth. Its in Linked in if you want a real belly laugh. Oh you mean SAILING CV. Youd stand a better chance of bear wrestling a neutrino. Its in the "closest thing to zero" category.

 

No doubt.

 

The closest Herpes comes to having a sailing CV is playing with his toy boats in the bathtub of his section 8 hovel.

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The closest you two bozos marinade two and maximum idiotiindaroom come to being decent well behaved individuals, is when you're asleep or dead.

 

 

I'm thinking..... Pot... Meet Kettle!!

 

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The closest you two bozos marinade two and maximum idiotiindaroom come to being decent well behaved individuals, is when you're asleep or dead.

 

Hater.

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The closest you two bozos marinade two and maximum idiotiindaroom come to being decent well behaved individuals, is when you're asleep or dead.

 

I see you found your Meth stash.

 

Care to show us your CV?

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The closest you two bozos marinade two and maximum idiotiindaroom come to being decent well behaved individuals, is when you're asleep or dead.

 

I see you found your Meth stash.

 

Care to show us your CV?

 

 

Rand Weeks

 

Chief of Design/Install,

(AEDA) Alternative Energy Design Associates

12 Hall Street #8

Brooklyn, NY 11205

718-781-4645

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%20TECH%20BULLETIN%203%20~%20CHARGING%20WITH%20TRAWL%20AND%20WIND.mht!x-usc:http://mail.1000days.net/mailman/listinfo/crew_1000days.net"]rand at aenergydesign.com

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Rand Weeks

 

Chief of Design/Install,

(AEDA) Alternative Energy Design Associates

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cosmic energy, for sure

 

antenna for mars communication ?

or is this a variation on the tin foil hat ?

might also be a way to improve chances of being touched by the noodly appendages of the great spagetti monster ?

instead of throwing all this useless abuse at the good SA citizens, senor Weeks might score a helluvalot brownie points by explanifying his remarkable cosmic, comic and tantric transmogrifications.

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I see Harpoon has a new hobby...walk into a room full of monkeys and stir them up..

 

Seems that he deleted his recent post accusing us of outing him? I think he outed himself here previously. :unsure:

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I am voting for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM is reidiculous enough to fit in with the other deities and pseudo deities on the Ferrosprout Flyer. Maybe the FSM can lend its noodly appendages and give J.C. and Buddha a hand with the massages.

 

Interesting how Harpoon deleted his post about Reid and Soanya living the good life sipping drinks while the crew did all the work.

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But one can't deny that that is better seamanship than drifting for 3 years and no one doing any work.

 

The latter is not good for a boat.

 

 

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What's happening with Reid and the schooner Anne?

 

 

He's on a boat?

 

 

PS.. how does one do that "embed" thingy??

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What's happening with Reid and the schooner Anne?

 

 

He's on a boat?

 

 

PS.. how does one do that "embed" thingy??

 

Click on 'insert media', set 'Media URL' to "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= <video code>"

 

for your vid it would be "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU"

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

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What's happening with Reid and the schooner Anne?

 

Alex has gone country...got his own boat and movin' on for a solo 1000 days or so...

 

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Napoleon or Genghis Khan? Moscow voters face tricky decision

 

Published: 22 February, 2012, 20:36

Test polls invite people to vote for Napoleon and Peter the Great

 

Test polls invite people to vote for Napoleon and Peter the Great

TRENDS: Election 2012

 

TAGS: Election, Russia, Thrills&Spills

 

Voting can be a complicated business. In an attempt to ensure the elections go as planned, the Moscow Election Committee will hold a dry run prior to the upcoming polls. However, on the list of candidates you’ll find some surprising names (which dont include Reid Stowe).

 

The election rehearsal will invite the public to turn up at 12 polling stations on Saturday February 25 to make their choices. Yet instead of five real candidates for the presidential post the list will give people the opportunity to vote either for Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Peter the Great, Winston Churchill or Genghis Khan.

 

Test polls will be held in each of Moscow’s administrative districts. “There we will demonstrate how the real election will go,” said Valentin Gorbunov, the head of Moscow Election Committee.

 

During the test run the committee will monitor the organization of voting, the work of supervisors, and test security cameras.

 

Anyone interested is welcome to come along. (BYO helmet).

YCMTSU

 

p.s. Napoleon is now the new president (on the left, and Harpon is on the right). Situation normal for Harpon.

 

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Timbucketoo, just as I thought this thread spawned from Hell itself couldn't get any dumber or more redikulous, there you go again. This entire thread's a train wreck, long gone far off the tracks.

 

The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming! Stay up to the minute in news from the red scare baiting mccarthyite 1950’s days when you tune into SA for what passes for the latest from SA on the SA.

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@ SeaCat, even if I gave these monkeys typewriters, and locked them all in a room for eternity, the best they'd come up with would still be this mess of inhumanity.

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@ SeaCat, even if I gave these monkeys typewriters, and locked them all in a room for eternity, the best they'd come up with would still be this mess of inhumanity.

 

Don't understate things, Poon. This thread is more than just inhumane, it is responsible for global warming, unrest in the Middle East, the recent tornados, ugly IMS boats, the Mac 26x, belly shirts for pudgy teen girls AND rap music. Stowe is just a diversion while we pursue our real goal, global domination. There, now the cat is out of the bag.

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FTFY

 

These threads have always been totally nuts. The Cheesemonauts hate being ignored, so they can't stay away from here even though all they ever get is abuse.

 

It really is time for the admins to sort out the sock drawer.

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@ SeaCat, even if I gave these monkeys typewriters, and locked them all in a room for eternity, the best they'd come up with would still be this mess of inhumanity.

 

Don't understate things, Poon. This thread is more than just inhumane, it is responsible for global warming, unrest in the Middle East, the recent tornados, ugly IMS boats, the Mac 26x, belly shirts for pudgy teen girls AND rap music. Stowe is just a diversion while we pursue our real goal, global domination. There, now the cat is out of the bag.

 

 

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@ SeaCat, even if I gave these monkeys typewriters, and locked them all in a room for eternity, the best they'd come up with would still be this mess of inhumanity.

 

Don't understate things, Poon. This thread is more than just inhumane, it is responsible for global warming, unrest in the Middle East, the recent tornados, ugly IMS boats, the Mac 26x, belly shirts for pudgy teen girls AND rap music. Stowe is just a diversion while we pursue our real goal, global domination. There, now the cat is out of the bag.

no, not the Mac 26x ?? you can't be serious, that's way over the top.

 

Poon's statement on "typewriters" is quite in tune with his work on the bondoboat's electrical archeology, stuck in the hippie times, that his (and Weid's) problem, love love love and the manna will fall out of heaven for free.

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@ SeaCat, even if I gave these monkeys typewriters, and locked them all in a room for eternity, the best they'd come up with would still be this mess of inhumanity.

 

Don't understate things, Poon. This thread is more than just inhumane, it is responsible for global warming, unrest in the Middle East, the recent tornados, ugly IMS boats, the Mac 26x, belly shirts for pudgy teen girls AND rap music. Stowe is just a diversion while we pursue our real goal, global domination. There, now the cat is out of the bag.

no, not the Mac 26x ?? you can't be serious, that's way over the top.

 

Poon's statement on "typewriters" is quite in tune with his work on the bondoboat's electrical archeology, stuck in the hippie times, that his (and Weid's) problem, love love love and the manna will fall out of heaven for free.

 

 

A real albatross is a far better friend to sailors, and as legend has it may sometimes be the souls of recently perished salty seafaring souls.

 

 

 

There's truly no piercing the veil of ignorance which shrouds this thread of fools, however if i may make one more half hearted attempt to so do-FYI...

 

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

 

 

 

This theorem has nothing to do with The Beatle's, Woodstock, Hippies, Revolution, Reoublicans, Rick Santorm, Rush Limbaugh, Mac 26’s, Apple Products, or Biblical Manna feeding the former Egyptian Slaves during the Exodus.

 

 

And in a spirit of full disclosure the following is also from Wikipedia on those typewriting monkeys.

 

In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low, but not actually zero.

Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics.

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Almost surely is a mathematical term with a precise meaning?. Must be In the same way that continously circumnavigating is a hovian term for drifting around aimlessly in circles.

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Good to know that you fellas have not quit harping nor carping on historically hysterical threats to the good name of sailing, in your ne'er ending quest for truth, justice and the SA way.

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Good to know that you fellas have not quit harping nor carping on historically hysterical threats to the good name of sailing, in your ne'er ending quest for truth, justice and the SA way.

 

For someone who hurls as much insult intended vitriol as you do, you have an amazingly thin skin with even the mildest criticism. Historically hysterical threats to the good name of sailing? Right. Let's add that to the list of crimes against humanity this thread is responsible for. You should take this to the United Nations.

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Consider it karmic payback. When you get hit with as much monkey ass shit as I have here, I would dare say I've only been able to catch about half to throw it right back.

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Consider it karmic payback. When you get hit with as much monkey ass shit as I have here, I would dare say I've only been able to catch about half to throw it right back.

 

One thing you and Stowe certainly have in common is the way you both walk into the line of fire so eagerly, and then play the victim card when you take a bullet.

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Perhaps the manna wasnt totally free at all. Perhaps Harpon and Reid have outlived their usefulness to the manner providers.

Must be quite a shock to the system to discover you are not loved after all, and have your supply cut off, finding that the credit card is now as empty as the crate of vodka bottles....

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Soooooo I am new here, trying to get a feel for what this is all about.

What I have gathered so far is-

Creepy guys internet stalking a creepy guy sailing with some airheads followed by a good dose of "I know you are but what am I" I know you are but what am I"

 

FEEL THE ANARCHY!

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well put doggie.

Exactly what I tell my Lab when he shits where he is supposed to. Coincidence....?

 

 

 

 

.... I think not.

 

I'm a bit disturbed that this thread has degenerated to dog and ape fecal matter, but I am not surprised.

 

Black, Yellow or Chocolate? (The lab - not flavored feces) Does your lab hunt or is he/she just a damned good pet?

 

Reminds me - have to Photoshop a cat on a trap. I'll do that in the AM before the Tabman wakes up, that lazy fuck.

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Soooooo I am new here, trying to get a feel for what this is all about.

What I have gathered so far is-

Creepy guys internet stalking a creepy guy sailing with some airheads followed by a good dose of "I know you are but what am I" I know you are but what am I"

 

FEEL THE ANARCHY!

 

 

Your first post since creating your account 7 months ago?

 

Rand here is a tip for you. When I get new socks I pack them in mothballs if I don't think I will need them for a while.

 

 

 

 

new-socks.jpg

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Cat on a trap? Lazy Fuck?

 

Fuck you! Here's your fucking cat on a fucking trap you fucking fuck!

 

cattrap.jpg

 

Best Regards,

Tabman

 

 

 

Fuck you, Tabman. I spit pasta on my screen, for fuck's sake. The skipper's fucking face is purrfect.

 

You made my goddamned evening you fucking fuck of a fuck.

 

Fuck you,

 

RD

 

Edit - LMFAO and came downstairs to thank you again. Fuck you.

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well put doggie.

Exactly what I tell my Lab when he shits where he is supposed to. Coincidence....?

 

 

 

 

.... I think not.

 

I'm a bit disturbed that this thread has degenerated to dog and ape fecal matter, but I am not surprised.

 

Black, Yellow or Chocolate? (The lab - not flavored feces) Does your lab hunt or is he/she just a damned good pet?

 

Reminds me - have to Photoshop a cat on a trap. I'll do that in the AM before the Tabman wakes up, that lazy fuck.

 

He is a yellow Lab, just a family/house dog and full of love. He has a hell of a nose and that damned dog can smell cat shit from the feral cats out in the fields around our house like you wouldn't believe. He goes back and forth and homes in on the scent and then eats what he believes is the most delicious snack ever. Funny, he isn't at all interested in the waste product from our two house cats, must be the difference in diet. There, now the thread encompasses cat shit as well as dog and ape shit. I'll see your horse droppings and raise you a load of elephant shit! The bull shit has been laying on the table since the thread started.

 

 

 

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Cat on a trap? Lazy Fuck?

 

Fuck you! Here's your fucking cat on a fucking trap you fucking fuck!

 

cattrap.jpg

 

Best Regards,

Tabman

 

 

 

Fuck you, Tabman. I spit pasta on my screen, for fuck's sake. The skipper's fucking face is purrfect.

 

You made my goddamned evening you fucking fuck of a fuck.

 

Fuck you,

 

RD

 

Edit - LMFAO and came downstairs to thank you again. Fuck you.

 

Add coffee and masticated cookie bits all over my monitor and keyboard to the damage list. Well played tabman, one of your best. Oh yeah, fucking fuck you!

 

 

 

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A real albatross is a far better friend to sailors,

to sailors, yes ... which you ain't. how about that CV of yours ? the Albatros was the icon of the marine school I got my degree, and I watched those majestic birds soaring across the oceans.

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

so that's what's bringing you here all over again ? trying to become the next Willie S. ? don't give up your day job yet, keep monkeying.

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Soooooo I am new here, trying to get a feel for what this is all about.

What I have gathered so far is-

Creepy guys internet stalking a creepy guy sailing with some airheads followed by a good dose of "I know you are but what am I" I know you are but what am I"

 

FEEL THE ANARCHY!

 

 

Your first post since creating your account 7 months ago?

 

Rand here is a tip for you. When I get new socks I pack them in mothballs if I don't think I will need them for a while.

 

 

That's the spirit LB.

I do apologize. I have been unavoidably detained since creating my account.

 

 

 

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Soooooo I am new here, trying to get a feel for what this is all about.

What I have gathered so far is-

Creepy guys internet stalking a creepy guy sailing with some airheads followed by a good dose of "I know you are but what am I" I know you are but what am I"

 

FEEL THE ANARCHY!

 

 

Your first post since creating your account 7 months ago?

 

Rand here is a tip for you. When I get new socks I pack them in mothballs if I don't think I will need them for a while.

 

 

That's the spirit LB.

I do apologize. I have been unavoidably detained since creating my account.

 

 

 

new-socks.jpg

 

So you got out early for good behavior or did you do the whole term?

 

 

 

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http://www.walkingtheamazon.com/


Weedo shold take some notes.....

Saw the documentary last night on disc channel. Someone with more talent than me needs to put the bondo barge in the background of the last scene. 2 guys hugging in the atlantic after walking for 2.5 yrs with weedo and the good ship anne in the background wimpering... "what about Me?????"

These guys got more press and interest in the last 5k than weed got during the entire drift..... :lol:

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http://www.walkingtheamazon.com/

Weedo shold take some notes.....

 

Saw the documentary last night on disc channel. Someone with more talent than me needs to put the bondo barge in the background of the last scene. 2 guys hugging in the atlantic after walking for 2.5 yrs with weedo and the good ship anne in the background wimpering... "what about Me?????"

 

These guys got more press and interest in the last 5k than weed got during the entire drift..... :lol:

 

I'm sure Harpoon will be along shortly to blame that on this thread.

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Very savvy Soaked

Though not for good behavior per se

thank heaven for prison overcrowding

 

Any trouble involving dropped soap?

 

 

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This is not healthy. The grifter, not being able to vent his pressure cooker brain with publicity detrius.

Harpoon hysterically bereft of life experiences sufficient to enable him to ghostwrite a convincing fiction...

Seacat tearing himself up mentally, with nothing provided that he can agree with harpon about.

 

There is an elephant in the room, and that is Reids ego, which is obviously not well.

A gibbering wreck, inside a gibberick wreck, who doesnt have a story which can be ghostwritten into marketable state...

because the self appointed senior media installer guy, has a vacuole for an imagination, and a quark's worth of life experiences to write by....

The tell tale sign of a single cell being. (with no time off for good behaviour).

 

Call me when they find the bodies.

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This is not healthy. The grifter, not being able to vent his pressure cooker brain with publicity detrius.

Harpoon hysterically bereft of life experiences sufficient to enable him to ghostwrite a convincing fiction...

Seacat tearing himself up mentally, with nothing provided that he can agree with harpon about.

 

There is an elephant in the room, and that is Reids ego, which is obviously not well.

A gibbering wreck, inside a gibberick wreck, who doesnt have a story which can be ghostwritten into marketable state...

because the self appointed senior media installer guy, has a vacuole for an imagination, and a quark's worth of life experiences to write by....

The tell tale sign of a single cell being. (with no time off for good behaviour).

 

Call me when they find the bodies.

Whatever you are smoking, I would like to try some. I will stay away from the keyboard if I do though.

 

 

 

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This is not healthy. 3T slinking around dropping Turkey Turds filled with fetid gaseous bubbles of pessimistic ignorance, breaking a much welcomed silence while awaiting news from abroad.

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Whatever you are smoking, I would like to try some. I will stay away from the keyboard if I do though.

 

Whatever you have seems to be working just fine.

 

 

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One would think that since Harpoon/Rand is such an attention whore, he would ghost write a blog entry on 1000days.net, just for the hit counts and the attention here????

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