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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

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There's one I know he's gonna be saving...

 

That's just your ego talking....as usual.

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Hustla Da Bunny...to keep him humble B) ...hey that could be his quest, a little masking tape modification on a certain boat the night before a regatta...

 

 

 

Of course, pics or it never happened.

 

Not knowing any of the personalities involved, I kind of like this one. Or Hustle for short. As in "hustle to the lee rail if you're going to barf."

 

(Yes I've had a few, but always made it to the lee rail)

 

The whole Text from Bennett thing is the funniest site I've come across in a while.

 

 

The boat in question is named Hustler...A worthy quest, Espo would probably kill him though, or at least break all his fingers.

 

I've seen his cement shoes, they exist and they're farkin heavy. I'm not fucking with Expo.

 

 

Young Wesley, I'm shocked that you would post such a racist stereotype.:blink: I'm sure that the most you would get is a good scolding :P ...if you got caught, but an Eagle scout should have some skills in that department, B) , what would a quest be without a little danger. :rolleyes:

 

Y8mw8.gif

 

 

You don't believe me!? He made a point to make me put them away in the garage after his xmas party last weekend. I'm a strong swimmer but I doubt my ability to tread water with a 20 pound cement boot on each foot.

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There's one I know he's gonna be saving...

 

That's just your ego talking....as usual.

 

You're telling me you don't have that really really really long one stored away somewhere safe for reading on a rainy day?

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Y8mw8.gif

 

 

You don't believe me!? He made a point to make me put them away in the garage after his xmas party last weekend. I'm a strong swimmer but I doubt my ability to tread water with a 20 pound cement boot on each foot.

 

 

:P

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The end of this week is here.....what next weeks thread about Barf - Bitch going to be about?

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I'm hearin there's a real funny barf bitch vid out there WAITING to be uploaded....come on Mustang ;)

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There's one I know he's gonna be saving...

 

That's just your ego talking....as usual.

 

You're telling me you don't have that really really really long one stored away somewhere safe for reading on a rainy day?

 

Unless you have deleted it from the PMs, that is the only place it exists that I would have access to. wesley, this might come as a shock to you, but.....your life's story of sadness and woe, that makes you the little shit that you are, just a.) isn't something I care to read again at a later date, and b.) isn't all that different than anyone else's "story" in reality, and c.) was one of the most boring bio reads I have had to endure in quite a while....

if ever.

Let me bottom line this for you barf-bitch, you aren't all that different, you aren't all that special, and you certainly shouldn't be using all that as an excuse for being an egotistical attention whore who feels he is justified in showing a lack of any common sense.

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wow...all this shitting on a 19 yr old who is as much an attention whore as most other 19 yr olds and quite less so than a bunch of supposed adults. stellar fail.

good natured ribbing is one thing but this is quite pathetic...oh and those of you popping in completely unrelated threads solely to drop a turd on the kid in other threads.....creepy.

cree

py

you know who you are.

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Did all of you get made fun of this mercilessly the first few times you threw up?

Ask Colin about The Great Sailfish Club Genesis episode. A whole, intact oyster (among many other things) on tuck n roll upholstery. What a sight. Yeah, we still bust his chops a bit, but we don't stalk him....

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don't ask for it, it will never happen that way. one day someone will call you something at it will stick until then you will have all these non stick attempts.

 

you don't get to choose, two dogs.

+1. The best nicknames don't come from brainstorming sessions as a way to cure winter boredom. Nicknames are born, not made.

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wow...all this shitting on a 19 yr old who is as much an attention whore as most other 19 yr olds and quite less so than a bunch of supposed adults. stellar fail.

good natured ribbing is one thing but this is quite pathetic...oh and those of you popping in completely unrelated threads solely to drop a turd on the kid in other threads.....creepy.

cree

py

you know who you are.

 

Elle, no comment on this post but I thought it best to save it until after.............

To Be Continued.

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yeah, ok. nothing would really change my opinion expressed above, but have at it.

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yeah, ok. nothing would really change my opinion expressed above, but have at it.

 

you know he will start pm'ing you now mamma bear.....B)

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yeah, ok. nothing would really change my opinion expressed above, but have at it.

Elle, I know you mean this...that once having met/sailed with wesley, your "opinion" would not change.

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my opinion of him may change but no, my opinion on a bunch of adults ganging up on a kid won't.

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yeah, ok. nothing would really change my opinion expressed above, but have at it.

 

you know he will start pm'ing you now mamma bear.....B)

not particularly concerned about that, evo.

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not particularly concerned about that, evo.

 

is that so?...well now you have fun with that.

 

the kid is creeee

 

py

 

(and full of it)

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How about we let her draw her own conclusions on my personality huh? Most of the people offering their opinions have never sailed on a boat with me and a substantial portion of those who have are in here to simply bust my chops or to teach me a lesson of some kind.

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How about we let her draw her own conclusions on my personality huh? Most of the people offering their opinions have never sailed on a boat with me and a substantial portion of those who have are in here to simply bust my chops or to teach me a lesson of some kind.

 

don't worry BB...momma elle will protect you

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How about we let her draw her own conclusions on my personality huh? Most of the people offering their opinions have never sailed on a boat with me and a substantial portion of those who have are in here to simply bust my chops or to teach me a lesson of some kind.

 

don't worry BB...momma elle will protect you

 

 

Elle calls them like she sees them.

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How about we let her draw her own conclusions on my personality huh? Most of the people offering their opinions have never sailed on a boat with me and a substantial portion of those who have are in here to simply bust my chops or to teach me a lesson of some kind.

 

don't worry BB...momma elle will protect you

 

 

Elle calls them like she sees them.

 

then let's hope she sees 'em

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evo....can you make my vorg boat go faster? in the right direction? :)

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no....you are close enough already :lol:

 

pinch in the header. foot in the lift. looks like yer doing fine

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ya know this thing isn't all that much of a money grab.....I know many think it should be free but it's nice having all the sails.

 

At current expenditure it's about 10 bucks a race with all the bells and whistles. It's the steady hand on the helm and a bit of a plan that saves having to spend candy bars. (Report a bug to them and they might give you auto sails free on the next one btw.)

 

sure helps the boat go faster. old mate Micke is the one with answers....he's only running about 5 boats...hehehe

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How about we let her draw her own conclusions on my personality huh? Most of the people offering their opinions have never sailed on a boat with me and a substantial portion of those who have are in here to simply bust my chops or to teach me a lesson of some kind.

 

Ahhh, barf-bitch, very astute. Of course I have sailed with you, have explicit permission from your father to "pick" on you and have promised your mother that I would keep an eye on you.

As for teaching you a lesson, you ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. However, if we embarrass the shit out of you, you might see the light!

 

 

Elle, you are asking Evo to help your boat go fast AND in the right direction??? Now that is funny.

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Elle, you are asking Evo to help your boat go fast AND in the right direction??? Now that is funny.

yeah....do you think he gave me good advice? :D

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ya know this thing isn't all that much of a money grab.....I know many think it should be free but it's nice having all the sails.

 

At current expenditure it's about 10 bucks a race with all the bells and whistles. It's the steady hand on the helm and a bit of a plan that saves having to spend candy bars. (Report a bug to them and they might give you auto sails free on the next one btw.)

 

sure helps the boat go faster. old mate Micke is the one with answers....he's only running about 5 boats...hehehe

i don't have any fancy stuff...but i did get the "special sails" with my free credits. sometimes it is very painful O.o

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Elle, you are asking Evo to help your boat go fast AND in the right direction??? Now that is funny.

yeah....do you think he gave me good advice? :D

I have only known Si to be a stand-up guy.

(You owe me a pint mate)

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(You owe me a pint mate)

 

D&S Swizzle Inn. done.

 

Bring BB for stacking practice?

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