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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

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Monkey

Happy Holidays From NOAA

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This is just dumb enough I felt like sharing.

 

Completely confused my non sailing friends.

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This is just dumb enough I felt like sharing.

 

Completely confused my non sailing friends.

 

 

Classic!

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Thanks, will definitely have to pass that on.

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Thats pretty damn funny. :P

 

and I bet somewhere out there, Pavlov's Dog is at the leeward rail, hurling his guts out :blink:

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Thats pretty damn funny. :P

 

and I bet somewhere out there, Pavlov's Dog is at the leeward rail, hurling his guts out :blink:

It actually had the Pavlov effect on me. Half way through, I started wondering when I'd hear the local near shore forecast!

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yeah, me too

 

I can remember one cold foggy 4:00 am morning of my misspent youth when I walked up into the wheel house of the commercial salmon boat I was working on.

 

The NOAA Dude was droning on about square waves whilst the stink of the arcing stylus of the old paper graph Furuno filled the air.

 

And I thought to myself, Shit man, I'm getting seasick . . .

 

This is pretty ironic,

 

considering we were still tied up and hadn't left the dock yet :huh:

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That brings back memories of the alcohol stove ,a coffee percolater and waiting for the forcast to cycle around to your area....

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took me a second..... :lol: priceless.

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This is just dumb enough I felt like sharing.

 

Completely confused my non sailing friends.

 

 

Classic!

 

+ 1 "Classic"

 

My wife gave me a shitty look so it must be awesome.

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My only hope is that they actually broadcast that out over the airwaves a couple of times.

 

I can hear it now expecting the next weather forecast and getting that brilliant piece of music.

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Pretty stupid, 1:33 seconds of my life lost :angry:

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Think I'll make that my holiday ringtone.

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This is just dumb enough I felt like sharing.

 

Completely confused my non sailing friends.

 

I TOTALLY get that...How funny!

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Priceless. I've got this stupid grin on my face after hearing that.

 

X2 on the stupid grin. :lol:

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Priceless. I've got this stupid grin on my face after hearing that.

 

X2 on the stupid grin. :lol:

 

 

A classic.

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That's what happens when you ask Washington to Administrate the oceans and atmosphere.

 

Oh yeah, +1

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Hilarious! We always called him 'Iron Mike'.

Sven. Because he sounds like a drunken Swede. Of course, if you listen to him for too long, you'd need a few drinks, too.

 

At the beginning, the way he used to mispronounce some of the local place names was hilarious: "Falmouth" became "Foul mouth", for example.

 

Northeast Region has largely retired that voice.

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That's good. Glad someone has a sense of humor ...

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