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What the hell - might as well have a little fun at the end of the year with something a bit different... Anarchist Rich starts it off with this: "If the North Koreans are going to champion a wind-powered car, I think they'll need to abandon the square-rigger approach in favor of a more efficient sloop or wing sail configuration..." Jump on in.

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North Korea going DDWFTTW.

A man who can shoot 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf can do DUWFTTW, no problem. Even in the afterlife.

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is it within the rules of the DoG?

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Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!

I'm sorry, it's what?

Inevit, inevitabre.

One more time.

Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!

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North promotes flathead technology to combat oil crisis.

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North Korea to execute Kin Jong Il's heart attack

19-12-11

 

KIM Jong-Il's fatal heart attack is to be executed by firing squad, it has been confirmed.

 

North Korea's gas-powered state TV channel announced to the four people with televisions that the myocardial infarction was apprehended 'within hours' by the world's best police force and charged with high treason.

 

A spokesman said: "After stopping the heart of the world's greatest flamenco dancer and inventor of the Beatles it tried to escape down the finest trouser leg in the history of universe.

 

"With the invaluable help of the ghost of the Dear Leader, our invincible policemen chased it into an alley where it surrendered, burst into tears and then urinated on itself like an American cowboy homosexual."

 

Paying tribute to Kim's ghost, the spokesman added: "All the scientists who have ever lived say it is the most amazing ghost there will ever be. All other ghosts must commit suicide."

 

The blockage of the coronary artery will now be tortured, tried and executed in accordance with Kim's wishes.

 

The spokesman said: "It will be made to sing a song called Kim Jong-Il's Gigantic Sex Organ Makes All Women Hungry for Him and then it will be shot with 9,000 bullets shaped like the Dear Leader's incredible head."

 

Meanwhile, people across the globe thanked the heart attack for such a lovely Christmas surprise.

 

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: "If I had to choose my ideal festive occlusion of the coronary artery, it would be this one.

 

"The only thing that could have made it any better is if the pain and suffering it caused went on for absolutely fucking ages."

 

He added: "Did Noel Edmonds do this?"

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Its the latest in road safety rules, where the photograph of the driver must be carried at all times. Apparently snow on the lens of Korean speed cameras is one of the few annoyances which cant be nuked away.

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North Korea unveils it's latest modification to the communist party limo fleet...a Bugatti Veyron style air-braking system with just a little styling nod to the Dear Leader.

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Posted · Hidden by tuf-luf, December 29, 2011 - bah
Hidden by tuf-luf, December 29, 2011 - bah

WTF is that noise doing in SA?

 

WRONG.

 

This is one time editorial power is being poorly applied.

 

Take it to PA Ed. :P

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"The State naval design bureau unveils the new prototype wing sail for the North Korean AC45 entry. Panels, Schmanels, it can stop bullets."

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North Korea has taken advantage of intense international media coverage of the death of their most honorable leader to reveal their collaboration with Apple and creation of the largest iPad ever made!

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That Stinkin' Lincoln is a major relic from a Motown looooonnnng gone.

 

Wow.

Now that's a boat.

 

V hard to tell because it's probably bean hugely modified for security...but it looks like a 1976 Town Car. Wonder how (and through whom) the state acquired it?

 

Boat? Hell, that's a land yacht brother. ;)

 

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Kim Jong Un: "This year's 'Go Happy Fun-Time Land-Yacht Regatta for Allegiance to Our Great and Supreme Leader' will be raced on a Leeward/Leeward course with a 193 second/mile handicap for each vessel previously owned by Leonid Brezhnev and carrying a likeness of my father measuring 3.27 meters diagonally."

 

(applause sign blinks rapidly)

 

Crowd: "Long live our new and benevolent master!"

 

Kim Jong Un: "All entrants are subject to party approval prior to the race..."

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When they stole the plans to create a knock-off version of Facebook they got a few parts wrong in the translation...

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"Ding, dong, the witch is dead, ding, dong the wicked witch is dead!"

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"Bring out your dead! [ding]"

 

or

 

"Get your Slim Kim jerky here!, Slim Kim jerky!"

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That Stinkin' Lincoln is a major relic from a Motown looooonnnng gone.

 

Wow.

Now that's a boat.

 

V hard to tell because it's probably bean hugely modified for security...but it looks like a 1976 Town Car. Wonder how (and through whom) the state acquired it?

 

Boat? Hell, that's a land yacht brother. ;)

 

tumblr_lqsushOT1t1r1wunmo1_500.jpg

 

American Iron carrying a guy who despised anything made in America

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Looks like he's racing non-spin, but will probably take a ratings hit for added wheel base

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That Stinkin' Lincoln is a major relic from a Motown looooonnnng gone.

 

Wow.

Now that's a boat.

 

V hard to tell because it's probably bean hugely modified for security...but it looks like a 1976 Town Car. Wonder how (and through whom) the state acquired it?

 

Boat? Hell, that's a land yacht brother. ;)

 

tumblr_lqsushOT1t1r1wunmo1_500.jpg

 

American Iron carrying a guy who despised anything made in America

 

I know eh!! That's the whole irony of it all. Groan...

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North Korea is very proud of their postal service policy of making the size of the stamp equal to the cost of postage. I think by the size of the stamp it must cost a lot of chickens to mail a rinkon.

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all of the hot air he produced means that thing goes DDWFTTW right?

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North Sails unveils it's newest sail technology. Research indicated that even their flagship 3Di product relied on outdated technology. Weight savings have been gained by doing away with frivolous items such as glue or laminate. Their latest sail features a carbon/aramid weave held in place with nothing more than fear and oppression.

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North Korea's "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il sails dead downwind to the finish...

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Allinghi's secret wingsail plans revealed, pity Kim decided not to let teh technology leave before the last AC

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