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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
    • B.J. Porter

      Moderation Team Change   06/16/2017

      After fifteen years of volunteer moderation at SA, I will no longer be part of the moderation team. The decision to step aside is mine, and has been some time in the works but we did not wish to announce it in advance for a number of reasons. It's been fun, but I need my time back for other purposes now. The Underdawg admin account will not be monitored until further notice, as I will be relinquishing control of it along with my administrative privileges. Zapata will continue on as a moderator, and any concerns or issues can be directed to that account or to the Editor until further notice. Anyone interested in helping moderate the forums should reach out to Scot by sending a PM to the Editor account. Please note that I am not leaving the community, I am merely stepping aside from Admin responsibilities and privileges on the site.

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Yet Another Saturday Night PUI Thread

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Ever seen an 18 wheeler run over a beer can? The adjective "pancake" would imply too much shape, I like "sliver" better.

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Bump from page 9....disgraceful.

 

Making a real mess of a handle of Bacardi. Every shot to Miss Catherine.

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Bump from page 9....disgraceful.

 

Making a real mess of a handle of Bacardi. Every shot to Miss Catherine.

Excellent DDE, I have been feeling awful for awhile about this.

Good luck MSG, I love you girl and I miss you, alot.

 

Mark

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Drink up boys. I'm on the graveyard watch (midnight to noon) on my ship as we speak......comes with being the Chief Mate.

 

Have a few for me homies! 26 days and a wake up left.

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I hate tequila and tequila hates me. Don't know why I do it, but I just figured, "what the hell?" and killed that 750ml bottle of death. Woke up about two hours ago in the girlfriend's bed, she wakes up as I reach for the water bottle on the night stand, and goes, "Oh thank God, I thought you were dead."

 

Good night indeed.

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Drink up boys.

 

I will be forced to drink much tonight, began building a boarding platform for the stern of a Pacific Seacraft 44 this morning, I fucking hate this kind of work.

 

PS44BP1.jpg

 

Polishing stainless blows in all ways

 

PS44BP2.jpg

 

This is just crude, a holesaw for fucks sake, did I mention that I hate this shit?

 

Pays the bills however :D

 

PS44BP3.jpg

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So I received a Kindle for bunny day from you know who. B) Loving it. Taking a 13 hour train ride next week so it will come in handy really soon .... :D

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Hope you boys and girls have a good Friday night and Saturday night! I expect stories of blood, sex, or fame on here within the next few days lol.

 

I live vicariously through y'all while I'm out here on the ship. Don't let me down.......

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wreck

 

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

 

Unless the back fell off

 

here, lemme get you 'nother drink.

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wreck

 

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

My bad Island Packet 44, they all look the same to me.

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wreck

 

that fuckin' thing ain't gonna work on a PS 44. It's a canoe stern.

My bad Island Packet 44, they all look the same to me.

 

Hey Wrecky-san, you do Aluminum?

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Hey Wrecky-san, you do Aluminum?

Yes, no sheet work though.

 

I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.

Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

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I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.

Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

The guys that build the alum. towers for sportfishers would probably be your best bet.

 

Like this Co. in Buzzards Bay T Tops

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I need a T Top built at some point, probably fall/winter.

Would have liked to just grab that purty Taco premade but it won't work with my console (whole front opens up for engine access)

The guys that build the alum. towers for sportfishers would probably be your best bet.

 

Like this Co. in Buzzards Bay T Tops

 

There's 40 kabillion of them in my neighborhood, figured I'd toss the idea at an anarchist. :P

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There's 40 kabillion of them in my neighborhood, figured I'd toss the idea at an anarchist. :P

Thanks, I don't actively persue marine work but they find me anyway!!!

 

I'm in the shop right now making shit for my YC work party, time to start drinking early.

 

Edit: Hi gina

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Accepting my southern roots and it's Maker's with a splash of sweet tea tonight.

 

Plus two Boston losses means this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

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CONE!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is all. Continue drinking your alcoholic beverages.

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this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites..... :)

 

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

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this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites..... :)

 

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

wiyhdrawne..... :)

 

Hoppe you do saime... :)

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this bottle will be finished and hearts will be broken.

teh blue waffelle awaites..... :)

 

You're crossing lines, Snaggs.

wiyhdrawne..... :)

 

Hoppe you do saime... :)

 

Goddamn it, I need to drink with you...or you need something clean to plow.

Either way, I'm agreeing.

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Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

 

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

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Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

 

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

 

Surprisingly none. I'm as shocked as you are.

 

And in response to your txt earlier... I honestly and truly don't have the information you're looking for but I wish to god that I did.

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Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

 

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

 

A handjob wearing a Mt. Gay regatta hat :ph34r:

 

Sounds like I've scored a boat to sail to Bermuda with... goodie...

 

Hoe many sexual favors that take?

 

Surprisingly none. I'm as shocked as you are.

 

And in response to your txt earlier... I honestly and truly don't have the information you're looking for but I wish to god that I did.

 

Her measurements are 38-24-36

 

You boys are welcome..............

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Her measurements are 38-24-36

 

Pass.

 

 

That, my young apprentice, is why you fail......

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Her measurements are 38-24-36

 

Pass.

 

 

That, my young apprentice, is why you fail......

 

Definitely pass... considering this is a dude we're talking about...

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Eh, it was a shot in the dark.

 

Good call on the passing.

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Spring Weekend commenceth. 60 beers, 2 bottles, and an unnecessary amount of vodka swedish fish, courtesy of the lady.

 

Man needs snacks.

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Spring Weekend commenceth. 60 beers, 2 bottles, and an unnecessary amount of vodka swedish fish, courtesy of the lady.

 

Man needs snacks.

alcahol, ladie fare, an foode, priorties our on strate.

 

Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles. :)

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Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles. :)

 

Ineed 2 remambur dhat four pleging

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Posted · Hidden by Wreck™, April 28, 2012 - No reason given

 

 

Ineed 2 remambur dhat four pleging

 

"Mackeing blue waffelles" must be a terrifying euphemism for something that I hope to never learn.

 

Thanks Snaggs, you are a big help

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Be criative, some foode coloring and eggoes, you cane macke blue waffelles. :)

I suspect that "macke blue waffelles" is a euphemism for something modern and so terrifying that I don't want know about it.

 

Could be wrong however.

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Getting used to this day drunk thing

 

Amateur.

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First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun. :)

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First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun. :)

fixt it foure you! :)

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First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun I tried to blow everyone onboard. :)

 

fixed.

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First regatta of the year started today,. we did shitty because the back of the boat was dumb but it was gorgeous and fun. :)

 

Oh yeah, blame the back of the boat right?

 

 

Takin the easy way out...........

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You all need to get fuckin laid already......seriously.

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You all need to get fuckin laid already......seriously.

How about a big fuck off dubs (-:

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Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

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Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

 

 

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

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Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

 

 

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

 

I'm not the one that needs to be preparing sweetheart. I've got experience on my side

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Is that an invitation Wreck? I get off the boat in a few days.....

 

I'm not the one that needs to start preparing chica.

 

6 days till Cinco de Drinko, you'd better be ready....

 

 

Haha so you think!!! You've been stuck on a boat! I've had prep time :D . Little bit of a warm up Thursday when Pop Tops starts!

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I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

 

Smooches

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I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

 

Smooches

 

I would hope not! Otherwise you may have to stop calling yourself a sailor.

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I don't need any time to warm up when it comes to removing tops..........of all kinds.

 

Smooches

 

I would hope not! Otherwise you may have to stop calling yourself a sailor.

 

Who's sock puppet is this?

 

Where's the door man??

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

 

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

 

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

 

Boy was THAT a mistake.

 

And jk hasn't properly greeted you... <_<

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

 

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

 

Boy was THAT a mistake.

 

And jk hasn't properly greeted you... <_<

 

 

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

 

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

 

Boy was THAT a mistake.

 

And jk hasn't properly greeted you... <_<

 

 

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

 

 

Oh?? Something I should know about??

 

 

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LOL I can honestly say WR, i know for a fact she's not a sock puppet. Just someone new to the board.

 

Lol no puppet, lurked for a long time, J finally convinced me to actually start posting.

 

Boy was THAT a mistake.

 

And jk hasn't properly greeted you... <_<

 

 

That shit ain't happenin with this one.........

 

I'm firing the doorman.

Again.

 

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

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Hehe.

 

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til

The next one arrives.

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Hehe.

 

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til

The next one arrives.

 

PM them to me privately... ;)

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Hehe.

 

Sorry boys, this ones off limits. Gotta wait til

The next one arrives.

 

PM them to me privately... ;)

 

Ask her yourself bud.

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hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

 

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

 

 

back to back to back beer olympics, gonna be a long last 3 weeks

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hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

 

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

 

Works every time.

 

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

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hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

 

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

 

Works every time.

 

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

 

 

Don't believe a word he says...

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hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

 

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

 

Works every time.

 

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

 

 

Don't believe a word he says...

He alnays beene rite bafoure..... :)

 

welome to SA! :)

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The snags has spoken!

 

Trust me buddy.........she knows this ;)

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hey 4deck, welcome to SA, DUMP EM OUT OR GTFO

 

that works right? and who said chivalry was dead...

 

Works every time.

 

Tread lightly around 4decksquirrel boys. I say that for your own safety.

 

 

Don't believe a word he says...

He alnays beene rite bafoure..... :)

 

welome to SA! :)

 

I keed I keed!!! Thank you for the welcome :D

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Snags is the true voice of wisdom. Heed his words for they are heavy and laden with truth.

 

LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

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LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

 

Ask me if I give a fuck

 

You know you do..........don't lie. ;)

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LH & dde I'm disappointed in you two.......

 

Ask me if I give a fuck

 

You know you do..........don't lie. ;)

 

Careful, he might puke on you.

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He may get that chance in the near uture it looks like......

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No but sounds like you're goin south in January. I'm gonna be there too

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No but sounds like you're goin south in January. I'm gonna be there too

 

This sounds dangerous...

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

 

"Hold my beer and watch this"

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

 

"Hold my beer and watch this"

 

The angry goat shall be released......................:P

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

 

"Hold my beer and watch this"

 

The angry goat shall be released......................:P

 

Bah!!!!

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

 

"Hold my beer and watch this"

 

The angry goat shall be released......................:P

 

Bah!!!!

 

You two better watch out for that anti-sophomoric text messaging orgy guy... :P

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Dangerous, no.

 

 

Fucking epic.......yes.

 

"Hold my beer and watch this"

 

The angry goat shall be released......................:P

 

Bah!!!!

 

You two better watch out for that anti-sophomoric text messaging orgy guy... :P

 

*insert puzzled face here*

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the search function is your friend ;)

Welcome to the cesspool, dear :lol:

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So many search returns blink.gif. My head hurts!!!!

 

Velvet rope must be broken...

 

Velvet's good for tying people up with tongue.gif

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I was searching for the sex stories using microsoft paint thread.

 

That was pure.....fucking.....gold

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Velvet rope must be broken...

 

Velvet's good for tying people up with tongue.gif

 

Hehehehehehehe B)

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I'm firing the doorman.

Again.

 

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

 

What he said :P

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I'm firing the doorman.

Again.

 

GOD DAMMIT WRECK PULL OUT THE APPLICATIONS

 

What he said :P

 

 

Any doorman can be bribed gina..............

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In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

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In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

 

i had been saving these for a rainy day, but.... 30t1j0z.jpg

 

oazosi.jpg

 

there are others, but, there maybe a rainy day at some point i suppose...

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In other, more disturbing, news... Mustang__1's girlfriend just admitted to jacking off her horse...

 

Die in hell asshole

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That's some pretty fucked up shit

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Wow...........just wow.

 

 

It's ok Wes.........really

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Wow...........just wow.

 

 

It's ok Wes.........really

 

z8fhT.gif

wespy you looke diffrent in that vidio, whye????

 

:)

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Wow...........just wow.

 

 

It's ok Wes.........really

 

z8fhT.gif

wespy you looke diffrent in that vidio, whye????

 

:)

 

Squinting into a bright light.

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Wow...........just wow.

 

 

It's ok Wes.........really

 

z8fhT.gif

 

Yeah, I have my moments. So do you apparently;

 

Im Gay

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