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Every generaton has it Hottest women.

My vote is for Linsdy Vaunn for this generation.

Who is your vote.......

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5daaPahpI&feature=player_embedded

 

 

What... No vag shot? :(

If your gonna do that scene, lets do it right, ok?

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If you listen to the sportscaster, there's mention of a sweet wax job.

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If you listen to the sportscaster, there's mention of a sweet wax job.

 

Yea, It sounded like she had the hots for Lindsy too.

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If you listen to the sportscaster, there's mention of a sweet wax job.

 

 

Oh great, about as fun as listening to your girlfriend get banged by the rugby team....

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Oh yeah, the correct answer to the original question is Triana Iglesias. Topic closed.....

 

 

 

 

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Bounce

 

Bounce

 

Bounce.

 

:lol:

 

nice!

 

gots me one of dem too....from the sayam darn shoppe

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I'd kill for this broad. Rail her like LH bangs headrests.

 

She was ok looking until I noticed the cig in her hand. Chicks who smoke get an auto 3-5 point deducted. If they are absolutely smoking hot (pun intended) they can survive the downgrade. Decent to average looking chicks go right into the "no thanks" category. chicks who smoke are such a turn off. :(

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She was ok looking until I noticed the cig in her hand. Chicks who smoke get an auto 3-5 point deducted. If they are absolutely smoking hot (pun intended) they can survive the downgrade. Decent to average looking chicks go right into the "no thanks" category. chicks who smoke are such a turn off. :(

 

You truly are a troll. 1) thats a prop because obviously she's modeling and 2) any man who posts a demotivational poster as an example as a "hot woman" don't know dick about "hot women."

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If you listen to the sportscaster, there's mention of a sweet wax job.

 

 

Oh great, about as fun as listening to your girlfriend get banged by the rugby team....

and you know this how.......? ;)

 

 

At least it was rugby, not soccer :)

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For those who prefer women who don't have bodies like 11 year old Korean boys with a Boob Job.

 

 

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I just saw this on The Horse's Mouth blog

 

2012 O'Neill Girls Surf Team.

Funny how surfing doesn't have a problem attracting young people to the sport. I wonder why?

 

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The women I find to be the hottest, aren't famous so, no photos available. :)

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yeah, cause cameras only work on famous wimin. pics or...

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The women I find to be the hottest, aren't famous so, no photos available. :)

 

 

I for one can not believe that all of your cousins are camera shy......

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I don't understand the words under that picture - I looked at in for a good 15 minutes, and still couldn't see a dalmatian.

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that's hot

 

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I don't understand the words under that picture - I looked at in for a good 15 minutes, and still couldn't see a dalmatian.

 

Look beyond the beauty,Grasshopper...

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At age 52 you'd be amazed what qualfies as "Hot". I shoulda gathered more "Rosebuds" while I could...

Robert Herrick. 1591–1674 248. To the Virgins, to make much of Time

 

GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may,

Old Time is still a-flying:

And this same flower that smiles to-day

To-morrow will be dying.

 

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun, 5

The higher he 's a-getting,

The sooner will his race be run,

And nearer he 's to setting.

 

That age is best which is the first,

When youth and blood are warmer;

10But being spent, the worse, and worst

Times still succeed the former. .

 

Then be not coy, but use your time,

And while ye may, go marry:

For having lost but once your prime,

15 You may for ever tarry.

 

 

Are you listening LH??

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I don't understand the words under that picture - I looked at in for a good 15 minutes, and still couldn't see a dalmatian.

 

Look beyond the beauty,Grasshopper...

I tried, but there's a nipple in front of it...

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I don't understand the words under that picture - I looked at in for a good 15 minutes, and still couldn't see a dalmatian.

 

Look beyond the beauty,Grasshopper...

I tried, but there's a nipple in front of it...

 

Now your talking...

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Mila Kunis. I'd lick her bare ass in front of my mom

 

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Mila Kunis. I'd lick her bare ass in front of my mom

 

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Dude, I'm withya on that one----thought she was fugly in that 70's Show, then saw her in some flick a few years later where she worked the front desk at some Hawaiian hotel.

 

H.F.C....

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How Natalie Portman hasn't been mentioned yet seems just wrong to me...

 

And BTW... Lindsay Vonn is dating Tim Tebow's brother and has twice tebowed on the podium!!! She was a 6 at best, and after that she is now a solid 4!!!

 

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No idea what Mary Louise Parker is like in real life? But I think the train wreck that is Nancy Botwin is hot.

 

 

 

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How Natalie Portman hasn't been mentioned yet seems just wrong to me...

 

And BTW... Lindsay Vonn is dating Tim Tebow's brother and has twice tebowed on the podium!!! She was a 6 at best, and after that she is now a solid 4!!!

 

 

Watch that downhill run again. Any girl that can get down the hill like that is a 10 in my book any day.

 

Just because she has bad taste in men doesn't hurt the rating.

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something about Emily Blunt floats my boat

 

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something about Emily Blunt floats my boat

 

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Ughhh. Methinks your boat is due for a haul out...... :lol:

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How Natalie Portman hasn't been mentioned yet seems just wrong to me...

 

And BTW... Lindsay Vonn is dating Tim Tebow's brother and has twice tebowed on the podium!!! She was a 6 at best, and after that she is now a solid 4!!!

 

 

Watch that downhill run again. Any girl that can get down the hill like that is a 10 in my book any day.

 

Just because she has bad taste in men doesn't hurt the rating.

 

So if you say Lindsay is a 10, then that must make Julia Mancuso like a 15 out 10 or something right? But then again it's all opinion...

 

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IMHO... the following skiers rip, and are much higher on the hotness list than Vonn:

 

Julia Mancuso

Ingrid Backstrom

Lynsey Dyer

The late Sarah Burke RIP

Grete Eliassen

Kristi Leskinen

Lara Gut

 

Then again, for many reasons Lindsay Vonn annoys the shit out of me, so I guess I'm biased. Although I do admit she is pretty dominant on skis.

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I can't look at Natalie Portman without feeling creepy after her absolutely stellar debut performance in "The Professional."

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Any offers on Mila Kunis AND Natalie Portman together. AKA the black swan! mmmmmm nice

Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba. Sorry, That 70's show has left a bad taste in my mouth to this day.

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For those who prefer women who don't have bodies like 11 year old Korean boys with a Boob Job.

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No prob A-vop, butte hase she been aaplying hgh directly to herre thies olny?? :)

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For those who prefer women who don't have bodies like 11 year old Korean boys with a Boob Job.

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No prob A-vop, butte hase she been aaplying hgh directly to herre thies olny?? :)

 

No shit----get rid of the heels, and she's just one more semi-attractive Sumo wrestler in a bad dress.....

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something about Emily Blunt floats my boat

 

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Ughhh. Methinks your boat is due for a haul out...... :lol:

 

let's not hold the overbite against her….

 

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something about Emily Blunt floats my boat

 

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Ughhh. Methinks your boat is due for a haul out...... :lol:

 

let's not hold the overbite against her….

 

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or, if you like that damn ugly LA look

 

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I'm drunk so

 

 

 

katy perry and lady gaga? maybe even at the same time?

 

 

 

..gotta go in to about 3:10

 

and then there was Michelle back in 1983. She's probably not so hot now. but man, I was stupid not to smoke that bong with her

 

all that other shit you guys are posting is way too much fucking high maintenance.

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I don't understand the words under that picture - I looked at in for a good 15 minutes, and still couldn't see a dalmatian.

Exactly, which is why DDE is being a humorless cunt.

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She was ok looking until I noticed the cig in her hand. Chicks who smoke get an auto 3-5 point deducted. If they are absolutely smoking hot (pun intended) they can survive the downgrade. Decent to average looking chicks go right into the "no thanks" category. chicks who smoke are such a turn off. :(

 

You truly are a troll. 1) thats a prop because obviously she's modeling and 2) any man who posts a demotivational poster as an example as a "hot woman" don't know dick about "hot women."

 

So what? A women with a cig in her hand - whether she's modeling or not - is a turn off for me. Its a presonal preference - not an indictment of women who smoke. Smokers are disgusting IMHO - but I highly encourage all of you smokers to continue doing so enthusiastically.... It means that you'll die quicker and I won't have such a long wait when I actually need medical care.

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I can't look at Natalie Portman without feeling creepy after her absolutely stellar debut performance in "The Professional."

Yeah, great point. I think Natalie is hot, but then I remember her as a pre-teen in that movie and feel all creepy and wrong. That must be what gaytor feels like on a regular basis.......

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Two of my current favs on TV:

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I can't look at Natalie Portman without feeling creepy after her absolutely stellar debut performance in "The Professional."

 

First time I saw her in a movie she looked like this:

 

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Which did not make me think of hotness.

 

I got over that though.

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I can't look at Natalie Portman without feeling creepy after her absolutely stellar debut performance in "The Professional."

 

First time I saw her in a movie she looked like this:

 

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Which did not make me think of hotness.

 

I got over that though.

 

That Photo makes you think more of Coldness Huh! Yea, me too. Something about the Antartic white painted skin.

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I can't look at Natalie Portman without feeling creepy after her absolutely stellar debut performance in "The Professional."

 

First time I saw her in a movie she looked like this:

 

 

Which did not make me think of hotness.

 

I got over that though.

 

That Photo makes you think more of Coldness Huh! Yea, me too. Something about the Antartic white painted skin.

 

Better look...

 

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Ohhhhh the things I would do to this one...........

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There's always little Dianna Agron. I'd do her with..... Glee.

 

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For those who prefer women who don't have bodies like 11 year old Korean boys with a Boob Job.

403929_419080369985_60155714985_1440805_966371769_n.jpg

No prob A-vop, butte hase she been aaplying hgh directly to herre thies olny?? :)

 

No shit----get rid of the heels, and she's just one more semi-attractive Sumo wrestler in a bad dress.....

 

or a tranny :unsure:

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She was ok looking until I noticed the cig in her hand. Chicks who smoke get an auto 3-5 point deducted. If they are absolutely smoking hot (pun intended) they can survive the downgrade. Decent to average looking chicks go right into the "no thanks" category. chicks who smoke are such a turn off. :(

 

You truly are a troll. 1) thats a prop because obviously she's modeling and 2) any man who posts a demotivational poster as an example as a "hot woman" don't know dick about "hot women."

 

So what? A women with a cig in her hand - whether she's modeling or not - is a turn off for me. Its a presonal preference - not an indictment of women who smoke. Smokers are disgusting IMHO - but I highly encourage all of you smokers to continue doing so enthusiastically.... It means that you'll die quicker and I won't have such a long wait when I actually need medical care.

 

It'd be more efficient if you invest wisely and have money saved for when you actually need medical care instead of shlupping it off the government when you're really fucked. If you spent less time making pictures with captions, you'd probably understand that.

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Nah, I'm with JB. Smoking is fuking disgusting and makes you think about how even the most beautiful young woman is just an armature of bones, holding up a bag of mortal entrails that'll break down in some very unpleasant way in a few years.

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How. Did. I. Forget. The. Nicky?....

 

Uh...because you're not an Aussie soap junkie?

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How. Did. I. Forget. The. Nicky?....

 

Uh...because you're not an Aussie soap junkie?

 

 

No, twit-du-jour.....I myself showcased her here like 4 or 5 freakin years ago in a Friday thread. Shit, it seems that I have failed in my testosteronic duties.... :lol:

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Nicky...

 

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Golf clap! I love muscles on women. Far better than the ultra-skinny waifs you see on most runways these days.....

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And just to continue on the theme of fit and muscular vs skinny women - lets do a HOT and NOT comparison:

 

HOT!

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NOT

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HOT!

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NOT!

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HOT!

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NOT!

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Hot!

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Not

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Sorry Rick :P

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Hot!

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Not

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Sorry Rick :P

 

 

Yeah but you would never lose Ricky's after setting it down in the grass.

 

I see some of those turkey guns and I wonder how many are lost every year because the hunter couldn't remember which tree he leaned it against.

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Not

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Sorry Rick :P

 

Do you hunt Tony the Tiger with that gun?

 

On your hot list, do you have every sport's team chearleaders on them?

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Ooooh oooh Jeffrey, now that.....was just plane mean.....

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Ooooh oooh Jeffrey, now that.....was just plane mean.....

I know, I feel really guilty now. A man should never disparage another man's gun.... or his rifle :lol:

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Nicky...

 

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Yeah, she ridiculously hot. Flipping through the channels the other day caught her in "Hall Pass." She was clearly the best part of that movie. Lets enjoy:

 

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Golf clap! I love muscles on women. Far better than the ultra-skinny waifs you see on most runways these days.....

 

hot:

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hot:

 

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hot:

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seriously hot:

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Golf clap! I love muscles on women. Far better than the ultra-skinny waifs you see on most runways these days.....

 

hot:

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hot:

 

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hot:

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seriously hot:

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Well Played!

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Golf clap! I love muscles on women. Far better than the ultra-skinny waifs you see on most runways these days.....

 

hot:

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hot:

 

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hot:

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seriously hot:

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as for the seriously hot chick.... agreed... fantastic... but....

Look at those fingernails. Manicured french tips. If she plays volleyball then I'm a middle linebacker.

That said, I know. Who the f is looking at her fingertips?

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Golf clap! I love muscles on women. Far better than the ultra-skinny waifs you see on most runways these days.....

 

hot:

42329398486838044884.jpg

 

hot:

 

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hot:

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seriously hot:

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as for the seriously hot chick.... agreed... fantastic... but....

Look at those fingernails. Manicured french tips. If she plays volleyball then I'm a middle linebacker.

That said, I know. Who the f is looking at her fingertips?

 

I was curious how you knew she played volleyball...? :D

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Maybe I am getting old, but as a kid I thought this was the hotest chick in the universe.

 

 

 

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Brooklyn Decker

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Stana Katic (A good part of the reason to watch Castle on ABC)

 

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MS

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This conversation is completely stupid without considering Minka Kelly.

 

Game over.

 

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Just stumbled upon this screaming smoker today while at the barber. Never heard of her before but holey shitsky, I may have a new favorite.....

 

 

 

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Oh fuking great, The Nursetta just sent me this pic.....to ask for 'my opinion' on it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ask her why she wants a rifle on her leg then when she says it isn't a rifle let her know it will be in 40 years

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