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3d Porn...

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The Guardian

 

 

http://youtu.be/8APilx2uaKM

 

Maybe SA should charter a plane to HK....

 

 

Cheerio

 

C&S

 

PS. don't be over excited.... the trailer is office proof! I tried to "embed" using the media icon and it didn't work.... Any suggestions?

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3d porn? I'm not sure I need to see that. Did the money shot make you duck?

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The Guardian

 

 

http://youtu.be/8APilx2uaKM

 

Maybe SA should charter a plane to HK....

 

 

Cheerio

 

C&S

 

PS. don't be over excited.... the trailer is office proof! I tried to "embed" using the media icon and it didn't work.... Any suggestions?

 

So - how was the plot?

 

 

My guess is that somewhere near the end, the gal gets chop-sticked......

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3d porn? I'm not sure I need to see that. Did the money shot make you duck?

 

 

ROFLMAO!! Nearly spit rum all over the laptop!!:lol::blink:

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Careful there, you might get knocked up.

 

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

 

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

 

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

 

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

 

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

 

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

 

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Read more: http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant#ixzz1nuUM6JgD

 

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