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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
    • B.J. Porter

      Moderation Team Change   06/16/2017

      After fifteen years of volunteer moderation at SA, I will no longer be part of the moderation team. The decision to step aside is mine, and has been some time in the works but we did not wish to announce it in advance for a number of reasons. It's been fun, but I need my time back for other purposes now. The Underdawg admin account will not be monitored until further notice, as I will be relinquishing control of it along with my administrative privileges. Zapata will continue on as a moderator, and any concerns or issues can be directed to that account or to the Editor until further notice. Anyone interested in helping moderate the forums should reach out to Scot by sending a PM to the Editor account. Please note that I am not leaving the community, I am merely stepping aside from Admin responsibilities and privileges on the site.

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MR.CLEAN

Funny Sailing Sayings For A Girl's Ass

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From our friend Corinna:

 

Years ago, my friend, Lucy, bored at the endless boat talk in Cowes, came up with the slogan "Cover me in carbon and throw me to the laminators," mimicking the age old saying "cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

 

Not being able to let a priceless gem slip by, Lucy and I have decided to take a step forward and create more priceless sayings, fit for all areas of sailing. Not only do we have one for boat builders but we also have sail makers, riggers and varnishers. Don't worry, we're working on more for various other crew... all of which we hope to make into shirts and, of course, bikini bottoms. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let us know.

 

If nothing comes to mind... just enjoy these two!

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Drop the anchor and...spank her?

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This is too easy...

Yank my chain and clear out my limber hole.

 

(Look up the origin of the phrase 'yank your chain')

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Well, there's always the classic "Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I want to sail with you today"...

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Pole Grabber

 

 

Mooring Ball Grabber

 

 

Tiller Polisher

 

When We Jibe I Blow the Guy(for chicks not me!!!Hahahaha)

 

B.O.O.B. (Beverage officer on board)

 

ETC..........

 

We make custom sailing shirts and have a million of them.

 

No We don't have an Ad...We cater to the "Bare Boat Crowd" Pays for Trips and boat goodies. Oh, and the mortgage for the last 3 years.

 

Clean send me a PM we ship direct worldwide as little as 1 piece, I can point you in the right direction.

 

Cheers,

 

Rex II

 

Edit: Blow the guy disclaimer above. You sail the world and blow one dude your forever remembered as a world class cocksucker!

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If you're close enough to read this, you're the overtaking boat, so keep clear!

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The classic signature from ... was it Regatta Dog?

 

"Rule Number 69 ... no farting."

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

Wow, nicely flossed ....

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

 

 

Always read the fine print before entering into a contract.

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

 

 

Always read the fine print before entering into a contract convict.

looks like an Australian beach to me.

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All time classic -

 

"Sailing makes me wet"

 

 

Simple, effective and small enough to fit on the front.....

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From our friend Corinna:

 

Years ago, my friend, Lucy, bored at the endless boat talk in Cowes, came up with the slogan "Cover me in carbon and throw me to the laminators," mimicking the age old saying "cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

 

Not being able to let a priceless gem slip by, Lucy and I have decided to take a step forward and create more priceless sayings, fit for all areas of sailing. Not only do we have one for boat builders but we also have sail makers, riggers and varnishers. Don't worry, we're working on more for various other crew... all of which we hope to make into shirts and, of course, bikini bottoms. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let us know.

 

If nothing comes to mind... just enjoy these two!

 

 

 

Too wonky. Way.

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Cover me in lesbians and throw me to the lesbians.

 

 

Edit - Sorry, that was for my shorts. For hers - "Cover me in McLube and lesbians and throw me to the bowman."

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

You are spot on with this one!

If you are talking, shut up and ......

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Cover me in lesbians and throw me to the lesbians.

 

 

Edit - Sorry, that was for my shorts. For hers - "Cover me in McLube and lesbians and throw me to the bowmen."

 

As a bowman, that's my favorite so far.

 

Works also as "Cover me in electrical tape and throw me to the bowmen"

 

"Cover me in hundreds and throw me to the owner" I guess works too.

 

Cool

 

Another misogyny thread.

 

Always amazes me how many misogyny threads are created by women asking for them. The girls in the photo are watching BTW, and thank you for your contributions.

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"owners daughter"

 

just makes me chuckle thinking about this on a bikini

 

The problem with that one is that in order to see it you'd have to look for it where it was ripped off in the forepeak.

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"owners daughter"

 

just makes me chuckle thinking about this on a bikini

 

The problem with that one is that in order to see it you'd have to look for it where it was ripped off in the forepeak.

 

Oh, no doubt about it. It's like the sailor equivalent of "porn star" might as well be wearing a bullseye.

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Cover me in baby food and throw me to the tactician.

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My dad is watching you stare at my ass.

 

If you can read this .... you should be watching the ticks

 

Trust me ... I have a brazilian

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Things I'd like to see on a shirt:

 

Coming Up!

 

Can we lay it?

 

Front of the boat has the muscles and gets the girls, back of the boat has the brains and money.

 

No bowman ever won a race but some sure as hell have lost one.

 

Hike Bitches!

 

Sailing - the fine art of slowly going nowhere, at great expense, while getting wet and cold.

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As the father of two girls; this one made me :)

 

"My dad is watching you stare at my ass".

 

my contribution

 

why yes, I am Jail Bait

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Maybe not along the lines of this thread, but if you did a shirt with "Life is Too Short for Monohulls" I would buy one!

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I want that bumper sticker...how do I get one.

 

If you're close enough to read this, you're the overtaking boat, so keep clear!

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Write 'Planing Transom' on some bikini bottoms.

Only sell in size XXL and bigger.

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As the father of two girls; this one made me :)

 

"My dad is watching you stare at my ass".

 

my contribution

 

why yes, I am Jail Bait

 

Followed by:

 

"If you can read this, you are about to get flicked. "

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As the father of two girls; this one made me :)

 

"My dad is watching you stare at my ass".

 

my contribution

 

why yes, I am Jail Bait

 

How many times have we heard - "Do not even think of going in there".

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"1991" it is legal to hit the target

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"owners daughter"

 

just makes me chuckle thinking about this on a bikini

must not be an owner.

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"I decide who wins the party"

 

"Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

 

"Are you drafting me or just horny?"

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"I decide who wins the party"

 

"Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

 

"Are you drafting me or just horny?"

 

"Thanks for the deposit, Artie."

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Just put a sail number there......for example

 

AUS181

 

Every sailors dream sail number.

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............ease.....EASE.....EEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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you should see what i have up front!

 

Gybe ho

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No barging!

 

Fall off

 

Adventure Land

 

Check my luff curve

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As said above:

 

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

or

 

THE SHAPE OF SPEED

 

or

 

FAST IS FUN

 

or

 

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU RENTED IT

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As said above:

 

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

or

 

THE SHAPE OF SPEED

 

or

 

FAST IS FUN

 

or

 

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU RENTED IT

 

"Drive it like you stole it" is a lot faster. If you are motivated on the water by some pimple faced ass hole at the Avis counter, good on ya.

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4 SAIL

 

Dear Abby,

 

I am a 17 year old girl and I have just got into this like, sailing thing. Right now, I am having a bit of trouble with the terminology used by sailors.

I met this real cute guy (OMG!!) who sails at the front end of my Daddy's 65ft sail boat. I think he must be in like, Investing or something because he asked me to go into a partnership with him, I think. Like, what did he mean when he asked me if I would join him in leaving a deposit on the Code 2 reacher?

 

Like, yours truly,

 

Confused of Connecticut

(17)

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4 SAIL

 

Dear Abby,

 

I am a 17 year old girl and I have just got into this like, sailing thing. Right now, I am having a bit of trouble with the terminology used by sailors.

I met this real cute guy (OMG!!) who sails at the front end of my Daddy's 65ft sail boat. I think he must be in like, Investing or something because he asked me to go into a partnership with him, I think. Like, what did he mean when he asked me if I would join him in leaving a deposit on the Code 2 reacher?

 

Like, yours truly,

 

Confused of Connecticut

(17)

 

That's going to require a very, very large ass - even with a 1 point Palatino, italic.

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While grinding a winch: "this space for rent"

or "Helm watch the telltail not the tail"

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Cover me in lesbians and throw me to the lesbians.

 

 

Edit - Sorry, that was for my shorts. For hers - "Cover me in McLube and lesbians and throw me to the bowmen."

 

As a bowman, that's my favorite so far.

 

Works also as "Cover me in electrical tape and throw me to the bowmen"

 

"Cover me in hundreds and throw me to the owner" I guess works too.

 

Cool

 

Another misogyny thread.

 

Always amazes me how many misogyny threads are created by women asking for them. The girls in the photo are watching BTW, and thank you for your contributions.

 

Did Clean really just call himself a bowman!? :o

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Bow Rider

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Oh, sorry, that's for smallish stinkpots)

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"Cover me in Ritalin and throw me to the helmsman"

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haul ass!

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"This bikini was a once piece until it was broken in two by some guy from Detroit."

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My name is MR CLEAN, I"m an ass!

 

Gonna erase this one also???

 

Would he do that?

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My name is MR CLEAN, I"m an ass!

 

Gonna erase this one also???

 

Would he do that?

Notte siure.... :)

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" Like a tramp stamp that's not permanent. "

 

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There is your new bikini bottom.

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

 

 

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

 

 

 

Made my morning. Thanks.

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

 

 

 

Made my morning. Thanks.

 

No worries RD - just hope I don't get sued.

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Occupy this ...

 

 

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

:) o.k....this is funny!

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

:) o.k....this is funny!

 

+1

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