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Funny Sailing Sayings For A Girl's Ass

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From our friend Corinna:

 

Years ago, my friend, Lucy, bored at the endless boat talk in Cowes, came up with the slogan "Cover me in carbon and throw me to the laminators," mimicking the age old saying "cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

 

Not being able to let a priceless gem slip by, Lucy and I have decided to take a step forward and create more priceless sayings, fit for all areas of sailing. Not only do we have one for boat builders but we also have sail makers, riggers and varnishers. Don't worry, we're working on more for various other crew... all of which we hope to make into shirts and, of course, bikini bottoms. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let us know.

 

If nothing comes to mind... just enjoy these two!

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Well, there's always the classic "Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I want to sail with you today"...

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Pole Grabber

 

 

Mooring Ball Grabber

 

 

Tiller Polisher

 

When We Jibe I Blow the Guy(for chicks not me!!!Hahahaha)

 

B.O.O.B. (Beverage officer on board)

 

ETC..........

 

We make custom sailing shirts and have a million of them.

 

No We don't have an Ad...We cater to the "Bare Boat Crowd" Pays for Trips and boat goodies. Oh, and the mortgage for the last 3 years.

 

Clean send me a PM we ship direct worldwide as little as 1 piece, I can point you in the right direction.

 

Cheers,

 

Rex II

 

Edit: Blow the guy disclaimer above. You sail the world and blow one dude your forever remembered as a world class cocksucker!

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

Wow, nicely flossed ....

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All time classic -

 

"Sailing makes me wet"

 

 

Simple, effective and small enough to fit on the front.....

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From our friend Corinna:

 

Years ago, my friend, Lucy, bored at the endless boat talk in Cowes, came up with the slogan "Cover me in carbon and throw me to the laminators," mimicking the age old saying "cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

 

Not being able to let a priceless gem slip by, Lucy and I have decided to take a step forward and create more priceless sayings, fit for all areas of sailing. Not only do we have one for boat builders but we also have sail makers, riggers and varnishers. Don't worry, we're working on more for various other crew... all of which we hope to make into shirts and, of course, bikini bottoms. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let us know.

 

If nothing comes to mind... just enjoy these two!

 

 

 

Too wonky. Way.

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But there shouldn't be room for a message .....

You are spot on with this one!

If you are talking, shut up and ......

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Cover me in lesbians and throw me to the lesbians.

 

 

Edit - Sorry, that was for my shorts. For hers - "Cover me in McLube and lesbians and throw me to the bowmen."

 

As a bowman, that's my favorite so far.

 

Works also as "Cover me in electrical tape and throw me to the bowmen"

 

"Cover me in hundreds and throw me to the owner" I guess works too.

 

Cool

 

Another misogyny thread.

 

Always amazes me how many misogyny threads are created by women asking for them. The girls in the photo are watching BTW, and thank you for your contributions.

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"owners daughter"

 

just makes me chuckle thinking about this on a bikini

 

The problem with that one is that in order to see it you'd have to look for it where it was ripped off in the forepeak.

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"owners daughter"

 

just makes me chuckle thinking about this on a bikini

 

The problem with that one is that in order to see it you'd have to look for it where it was ripped off in the forepeak.

 

Oh, no doubt about it. It's like the sailor equivalent of "porn star" might as well be wearing a bullseye.

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My dad is watching you stare at my ass.

 

If you can read this .... you should be watching the ticks

 

Trust me ... I have a brazilian

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Things I'd like to see on a shirt:

 

Coming Up!

 

Can we lay it?

 

Front of the boat has the muscles and gets the girls, back of the boat has the brains and money.

 

No bowman ever won a race but some sure as hell have lost one.

 

Hike Bitches!

 

Sailing - the fine art of slowly going nowhere, at great expense, while getting wet and cold.

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Maybe not along the lines of this thread, but if you did a shirt with "Life is Too Short for Monohulls" I would buy one!

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I want that bumper sticker...how do I get one.

 

If you're close enough to read this, you're the overtaking boat, so keep clear!

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As the father of two girls; this one made me :)

 

"My dad is watching you stare at my ass".

 

my contribution

 

why yes, I am Jail Bait

 

Followed by:

 

"If you can read this, you are about to get flicked. "

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As the father of two girls; this one made me :)

 

"My dad is watching you stare at my ass".

 

my contribution

 

why yes, I am Jail Bait

 

How many times have we heard - "Do not even think of going in there".

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you should see what i have up front!

 

Gybe ho

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As said above:

 

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

or

 

THE SHAPE OF SPEED

 

or

 

FAST IS FUN

 

or

 

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU RENTED IT

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As said above:

 

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

or

 

THE SHAPE OF SPEED

 

or

 

FAST IS FUN

 

or

 

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU RENTED IT

 

"Drive it like you stole it" is a lot faster. If you are motivated on the water by some pimple faced ass hole at the Avis counter, good on ya.

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4 SAIL

 

Dear Abby,

 

I am a 17 year old girl and I have just got into this like, sailing thing. Right now, I am having a bit of trouble with the terminology used by sailors.

I met this real cute guy (OMG!!) who sails at the front end of my Daddy's 65ft sail boat. I think he must be in like, Investing or something because he asked me to go into a partnership with him, I think. Like, what did he mean when he asked me if I would join him in leaving a deposit on the Code 2 reacher?

 

Like, yours truly,

 

Confused of Connecticut

(17)

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4 SAIL

 

Dear Abby,

 

I am a 17 year old girl and I have just got into this like, sailing thing. Right now, I am having a bit of trouble with the terminology used by sailors.

I met this real cute guy (OMG!!) who sails at the front end of my Daddy's 65ft sail boat. I think he must be in like, Investing or something because he asked me to go into a partnership with him, I think. Like, what did he mean when he asked me if I would join him in leaving a deposit on the Code 2 reacher?

 

Like, yours truly,

 

Confused of Connecticut

(17)

 

That's going to require a very, very large ass - even with a 1 point Palatino, italic.

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Cover me in lesbians and throw me to the lesbians.

 

 

Edit - Sorry, that was for my shorts. For hers - "Cover me in McLube and lesbians and throw me to the bowmen."

 

As a bowman, that's my favorite so far.

 

Works also as "Cover me in electrical tape and throw me to the bowmen"

 

"Cover me in hundreds and throw me to the owner" I guess works too.

 

Cool

 

Another misogyny thread.

 

Always amazes me how many misogyny threads are created by women asking for them. The girls in the photo are watching BTW, and thank you for your contributions.

 

Did Clean really just call himself a bowman!? :o

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haul ass!

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

 

 

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

 

 

 

Made my morning. Thanks.

 

No worries RD - just hope I don't get sued.

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One for World renowned marine photographers...

 

Cover me in Lawyers and throw me under a bus.

:) o.k....this is funny!

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