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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

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?!?

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It's not how big your post count is- it is what you do with it that counts.

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It's not how big your post count is- it is what you do with it that counts.

 

Unless that isn't right

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what to do in mpls?

 

wear DEET, it's not just a fashion accessory. Damn mozzies are insane after all that rain last week (yes, I was just there)

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Any post in a storm.

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Never get head from a snaggle tooth hooker on speed.

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

 

Why is this thread any different than all the rest?

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Never get head from a snaggle tooth hooker on speed.

 

Good to know, I'll make a note of that.

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

 

WTF ??

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Post.

 

 

Count....

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WTF ???

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Someone at Google is fucking around with maps.

 

Google Earth screenshot of the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge on the Delaware River in Philly.

 

Link

 

TPBRIDGE.jpg

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Purple, Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Blue, 'cuz chickens don't eat yogurt.

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like Post cereal addict? If so I go fruity pebbles...

 

blahbiddy blah blah...

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

You really shine on this thread, DW. God job X 3.

Thread needs DoRag too.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

You really shine on this thread, DW. God job X 3.

Thread needs DoRag too.

our you gonig to shoote Woodye?? :)

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The Vagina.

 

Discuss.......

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What is there to discuss Boothie? It would all just be speculation on our part, no?

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What is there to discuss Boothie? It would all just be speculation on our part, no?

 

 

After forty years of exploring & studying them....I still discover something new.....

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Egg-zactky. And like a snow flake, no two are alike.....

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

 

WTF ??

 

Don't sweat it Woody, just act normal.

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

 

WTF ??

 

Don't sweat it Woody, just act normal the waye you alnays do.

Fixide :)

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No need to make any sense here. Just run up your post count

 

Why is this thread any different than all the rest?

 

 

Sad, but painfully true

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The Vagina.

 

Discuss.......

 

 

It don't mean sheeeeeit!

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damn rear view mirror thermometer says 112 and that's after it cooled down from running the AC and parking in the shade.

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maybe if you tried actually using those words in a sentence ..

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My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have.

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What is there to discuss Boothie? It would all just be speculation on our part, no?

 

 

After forty years of exploring & studying them....I still discover something new.....

 

So, it is a Clown car afterall?

 

Discuss.

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what to do in mpls?

 

wear DEET, it's not just a fashion accessory. Damn mozzies are insane after all that rain last week (yes, I was just there)

 

I'm still here and wow the bugs...

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<br />The Vagina.<br /><br />Discuss.......<br />

 

Natures Rubics cube

 

maybe if you tried actually using those words in a sentence ..

 

Maybe that was his sentence??

 

Damn, that'll screw my count.

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if you put the lime in the coconut, do you need to mix it all up?

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Smile4DoRag.JPG

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Smile4DoRag.JPG

 

 

You're missing 37 states......

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<br />
<br /><br /><br />You're missing 37 states......<br />

 

I see 30 missing. Who are the other 7?

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Is it realy possible to shamma lamma your ding dong?

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Is it realy possible to shamma lamma your ding dong?

 

Ask Rico, he's the one with mold on his twinkie.

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pyramid.jpg

 

I need to learn the secret of talking 11 hot girls into getting naked and posing like that for a picture. If I could do that I can do anything.....:D

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pyramid.jpg

 

I need to learn the secret of talking 11 hot girls into getting naked and posing like that for a picture. If I could do that I can do anything.....:D

 

 

It's like a beautifully arranged bouquet of excellent asses.....

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HOW DO YOU get them to pose like that??

I thick youre poeste frome yesteday woud a beene funniere, :)

God I LOVE scoring position

:)

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HOW DO YOU get them to pose like that??

 

 

Not too sure.....but maybe you could ask Sandusky?.....

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Beep, beep, ribby, ribby.

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Not the Vaseline!.....

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OK, everyone, as long as we're on this one, which one's your favorite?

 

That alone ought to beat out even a gun thread....

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That's what I call an offensive line that is just waiting for a ball carrier that knows how to hit a hole.

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pyramid.jpg

 

Caption: "no strings attached"

 

 

How the rich make tuna casserole....

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pyramid.jpg

 

Caption: "no strings attached"

 

 

How the rich make tuna casserole....

 

"Careful. Looks like that could get slippery."

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pyramid.jpg

 

Caption: "no strings attached"

 

 

How the rich make tuna casserole....

 

"Careful. Looks like that could get slippery."

 

 

"I'll take 'Which European country makes the specialized 11 prong male adapter for this outlet'? for 9 million, Alex.....

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Someone at Google is fucking around with maps.

 

Google Earth screenshot of the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge on the Delaware River in Philly.

 

Link

 

TPBRIDGE.jpg"ELWOOD"... its got a cop motor of 440 cubic inch plan, its got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks ... the model made before catalytic converters so it will run good on regular gas ... what do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?

 

"JAKE" ... fix the cigarette lighter ...

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Link

 

TPBRIDGE.jpg

"ELWOOD"... its got a cop motor of 440 cubic inch plan, its got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks ... the model made before catalytic converters so it will run good on regular gas ... what do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?

 

"JAKE" ... fix the cigarette lighter ...

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

:)

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A whole pack of hot dogs?

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pyramid.jpg

 

I need to learn the secret of talking 11 hot girls into getting naked and posing like that for a picture. If I could do that I can do anything.....:D

 

 

It's like a beautifully arranged bouquet of excellent asses.....

Bunch of possers Boothie.

Second from right bottom has real potential and excellent gap.

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pyramid.jpg

 

Caption: "no strings attached"

 

 

How the rich make tuna casserole....

 

"Careful. Looks like that could get slippery."

 

 

We got any geometry experts here? ' Cuz I think that may be an honest-to-gawd assymetrical triangle.....

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pyramid.jpg

 

Caption: "no strings attached"

 

 

How the rich make tuna casserole....

 

"Careful. Looks like that could get slippery."

 

 

We got any geometry experts here? ' Cuz I think that may be an honest-to-gawd assymetrical triangle.....

Mabey, butte the 2,4,5 siure issent fibbonchi.....

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Mabey, butte the 2,4,5 siure issent fibbonchi.....

 

They're blondes, it was a perfect pyramid, but it took four of them to figure out how to use the camera to take the picture.

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