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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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I'm on a boat!

I'm on a boat!

Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin' boat!

 

 

It's 0215 am........

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I need to learn the secret of talking 11 hot girls into getting naked and posing like that for a picture. If I could do that I can do anything.....:D

 

 

It's like a beautifully arranged bouquet of excellent asses.....

Bunch of possers Boothie.

Second from right bottom has real potential and excellent gap.

 

That was a favorite.

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Really... How the fuck am I supposed to go rig a sailboat and launch it if the damn temperature is over 100??

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Really... How the fuck am I supposed to go rig a sailboat and launch it if the damn temperature is over 100??

 

No water in your puddle anyway, so what's the point? Pop open a cold one and change the filters in the shop ventilation system.

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Worde of waening: donte macke the rig to tite in heate, ist expended do to heate. Leave loose as tempes coole it wille conteracte. :)

 

Then change teh flilters! :)

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I am now thoroughly consumed with setting up my new customer service department.

 

 

 

see video of model>>>

 

 

 

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(.) (.)

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Last year there were 1500 homes burned down by one of these fires around bastrop, Texas. the worst part is those flks were largely way too poor to have insurance.

 

 

 

House fires suck on so many levels./...so much you lose and simply cannot get back.

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Geezus Gouv, you gunnin' for Boothie's 24 hour post record?

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It_never_f**king_ends!

 

S.

 

 

 

(all apologies to Solo)

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Run up that count!!!

 

NO RUNNING! Walking is safer. Especially with scissors.

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Run up that count!!!

 

NO RUNNING! Walking is safer. Especially with scissors.

 

 

Chickenshit...I suppose you don't stand on the top rung of the ladder either. dry.gif

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Geezus Gouv, you gunnin' for Boothie's 24 hour post record?

 

 

How many would I need??

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...!!!

 

 

Cheerio

 

C&S

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holiday

 

Cheerio

 

C&S

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The Cupcake Cup is coming up!

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The Cupcake Cup is coming up!

 

 

Read somewhere once that coming down might contribute to development of dysfunctional unit.

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What is 6 x 7??

 

 

 

 

 

Math for $400 please Alex

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What is 6 x 7??

 

 

 

 

 

Math for $400 please Alex

 

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

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What is 6 x 7??

 

 

 

 

 

Math for $400 please Alex

 

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

645?

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What is 6 x 7??

 

 

 

 

 

Math for $400 please Alex

 

A Pentax medium-format camera. What do I win?

 

 

Nothing, it's a Mamiya.....

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Country virtualoso Roy Clark!

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( . ) ( . )

 

 

I like tig 'ol bitties

 

That is all

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Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??

 

 

 

Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

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Sometime around Christmas 1968 my older brother gave me a Sierra Club book titled "the Survival Songbook" being the dutiful younger brother i was, I learned every damn one of the songs and sat out on the front porch with my buddy and our two guitars till late at night bellering them so the neighbors would suffer.

 

 

Although it was a total bitch to make all the key changes...This may have been our favorite>>

 

 

 

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1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

 

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school, you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

 

3. There are not mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error and experimentation. The failed experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately work.

 

4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

 

5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

 

6. "There" is no better place than "here". When your "there" becomes a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look better than "here".

 

7. Others are merely a mirror of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects something you love or hate about yourself.

 

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

 

9. Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

 

10. You will forget all this.

 

11. You can remember anytime you want to.

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Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??

 

 

 

Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

 

That was Herman's Hermits.

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midget convention in Dallas this weekend.

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Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rawhide!

Hah! Hah!

 

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin',

Though the streams are swollen,

Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide.

Through rain and wind and weather,

Hell bent for leather,

Wishin' my gal was by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

Good vittles, love, and kissin',

Are waiting at the end of my ride.

 

Move 'em out, head 'em up,

Head 'em up, move 'em on.

Move 'em out, head 'em up:

Rawhide.

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,

Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:

Rawhide!

Hah! Hah!

 

Movin', movin', movin',

Though they're disapprovin',

Keep them dogies movin', rawhide.

Don't try to understand 'em,

Just rope an' throw an' brand 'em.

Soon we'll be living high and wide.

My heart's calculatin',

My true love will be waitin':

Waitin' at the end of my ride.

 

Move 'em out, head 'em up,

Head 'em up, move 'em on.

Move 'em out, head 'em up:

Rawhide.

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,

Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:

Rawhide!

 

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)

Hah!

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)

Hah!

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)

Rawhide.

Hah!

Rawhide!

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Since Davey "Henery the 8th" Jones has croaked. Is there any word??

 

 

 

Has the widow next door taken up with Henery the ninth????

 

That was Herman's Hermits.

 

 

oops

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Voltran!

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An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day

Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw

A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

 

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel

Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel

A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky

For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

 

Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Yippie yi yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky

 

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat

He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet

'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky

On horses snorting fire

As they ride on hear their cry

 

 

As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name

If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range

Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride

Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

 

Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Yippie yi Yaaaaay

 

Ghost Riders in the sky

Ghost Riders in the sky

Ghost Riders in the sky

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Fortran?!?!?

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Yo quiero Taco Bell

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donde esta' Rico?

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Fortran?!?!?

 

Iran

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So I get this text message this morning from fuk-knows-who & fuk-knows-where and decide that....what-the-fuk?;

 

 

Good morning bby

 

 

Don't call me any more, Ima sooooo done with you....

 

 

Ok

 

 

Sorry to end it this way (cuz I know it's a bit immature) but to be perfectly honest, you kind of scare me. And I have too much other stuff going on in my life right now. Hope you understand.

 

 

Thats whats up?

 

Well that and I kinda sorta, you know, met someone. So right now I'm really just confused.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hopefully this will go on all day. Stay tuned...

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donde esta' Rico?

 

This thread is like drinking on St. Patricks day, amateur hour,

 

Either that or his eyefone is still soggy

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So I get this text message this morning from fuk-knows-who & fuk-knows-where and decide that....what-the-fuk?;

 

 

Good morning bby

 

 

Don't call me any more, Ima sooooo done with you....

 

 

Ok

 

 

Sorry to end it this way (cuz I know it's a bit immature) but to be perfectly honest, you kind of scare me. And I have too much other stuff going on in my life right now. Hope you understand.

 

 

Thats whats up?

 

Well that and I kinda sorta, you know, met someone. So right now I'm really just confused.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hopefully this will go on all day. Stay tuned...

 

 

You are a sick man Ricky... bravo. :lol:

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pyramid.jpg

 

 

Prepping to tackle that pile would include railing viagra, and fishing for a vein to put an iv in.

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you wanna supersize that?

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fuckin' tourists are overrunning the neighborhood

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fuckin' tourists are overrunning the neighborhood

Our you selling tea-shirts foure youre biznesse to them? Licke these guyes??

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Gette oute theire an macke some cashiola!!! :)

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Grand Funk Railroad.

 

Discuss.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edmonds Theater, a bottomless bag of popcorn, 3soda pops and the 8:40pm showing of "Brave".

 

Wish m e luck!

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Edmonds Theater, a bottomless bag of popcorn, 3soda pops and the 8:40pm showing of "Brave".

 

Wish m e luck!

 

 

Not certain I want to...

 

 

I sure hope there is no reason not to want to...

 

 

 

and please take no offense by this as I have no reason to have any personal opin ion about you what so ever...

 

 

 

But.. being a Penn State grad I have had this recently beaten into my head...repeatedly...

 

We all gotta ask any guy with three soda pops who is going into a theater full of young boys just what the hell is going on..

 

Oh please be it that you are just thirsty!!!!

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so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to B)

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so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to B)

 

 

 

 

That isn't much of a compliment.

 

 

 

Thye damn certain can't be breathless and spew out, " The Abandoned Brain The Abandoned Brain"

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A whole pack of hot dogs?

 

 

 

 

 

and let's nor forget, West Marine sells electrical terminals in odd lots.

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so I heard through the grapevine, some of my old girlfriends still cry my name when being made love to B)

They mabey juste yellig oute somthing licke "I love dicke" an somboby missundestoode. Juste sayeng. :)

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LEEEEEEEEROY JEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKINS

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The Sheriff is off to see Aunt Bee, Goober, Barney, and Floyd

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The Sheriff is off to see Aunt Bee, Goober, Barney, and Floyd

 

..and Helen. Ah, Helen. Have fun, Andy.

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Gassic......

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The new standard for newbies seems to be about 5,000 posts.

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Maybe the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about.

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