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So many ways to go with this, and almost all of them so wrong...

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The horrific accident left Jim in a terrible condition but fortunately, his sailing buddy had a quick solution....

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Hey! Hydrophobic boats gotta race too!

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So many ways to go with this, and almost all of them so wrong...

 

persistent inbreeding has produced an unusually high frequency of sufferers....

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Where's Timmy? Has anyone seen timmy?

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So many ways to go with this, and almost all of them so wrong...

 

Caption - I told you I would get out of this wheelchair.

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"Protest the Handicap! Show me the IRC Certificate"

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Iran Announces Uniques Nuclear Weapons Delivery System

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"What do you think of my new dolly?"

 

"So lame...."

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I didn't know about Veterans of Laser Worlds.

 

It's a One Design dude, there is no gain using Go-faster products like that, not even mental. Besides, you can't blame the equipment in One Design.

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this makes perfect sense if you are over 6 foot tall and have used a standard laser trolley!

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It's Gouvernails setup.

 

 

Beat me to it!

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From Henny Youngman-

 

A man is at a bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor and offer to take him home. On the way to the car

he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front

door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell, and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says

"Where's his wheelchair?"

 

Now we know.

JT

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OK. Here's your handicap allowance!

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Probably posted before but isn't that the new Para-Olympic Class?

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You boys are making jokes but THAT is the new LaserPerformance dolly!

They can't get parts for the old Seitech dollies but managed to make a deal on these wheelchairs.

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Lasik surgery gone wrong.

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Though despondent after cracking his centerboard by aggressively going inside at the windward mark the previous week, Herby contented himself by watching the races from shore.

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Didn't I see Bin Laden sailing this Laser on the front page of SA awhile ago ?

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I helped the (teenage) owner get the boat out of the water after racing on Tuesday. Other than a bunch of instability issues, the wackiest bit is having to hold the whole thing still on the ramp while someone runs around to either side to take off each wheel brake...

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Put a shark next to it and you have shark with laser beams.

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So many ways to go with this, and almost all of them so wrong...

Because Medicare won't cover a Seitech dolly....

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So many ways to go with this, and almost all of them so wrong...

Because Medicare won't cover a Seitech dolly....

Must be in the Master's Fleet...

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Last summer I volunteered as a sighted crew member for the Blind Nationals at the Clagget Regatta, North America's premier event for sailors with disabilities in Newport. While my crew was gathered before heading out, there was a guy pushing a 2.4m on a dolly up the pier which had a slight incline. He was making progress but came to a bump that halted his progress. One of my fellow crew called out to him, "do you need a hand?" He spun around and waved what turned out to be a stump of his arm, which had been amputated just below the elbow. "No problem" he answered, "I got it!"

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Finally ISAF realised the Laser was so old and out of date that they decided to give it some help.

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Therapy, whether physical or psychological, is an important tool during recovery from any accident, surgery, or illness.

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2016 Paralympic Sailing Entry Checklist :

 

Water? Check.

 

Sailboat? Check.

 

Wheelchair? Check.

 

Crip? Wait, who's got the sailor? I thought you had him. He's back in the trailer? FUCK!!!!

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Performance "HANDICAP" Racing Fleet member

 

 

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Not a newbie, just a new email.

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How dry I am, since the SE has had a drought for a few years.

 

Just name the boat Proud Mary and start singing Rolling on the River.

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They see me rollin', they be hatin' ...

 

Real pimps always roll on twenty-fo's.

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