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El Mariachi

Pheromone parties?

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Jfc, PT Barnum had it nailed.....

 

 

How The Party Works

 

 

Guests sleep in a clean, white, cotton tshirt for 3 nights in a row to capture their odor print and bring this in a ziplock bag to the party.

Bags are labeled pink for girl, blue for boy. Each bag is assigned a number. Only the guest knows what their shirt’s number is.

Bags are placed on a table. Guests smell the bags at their leisure throughout the party.

If a guest finds the smell attractive, they take a picture with the bag at a photographer station. These pictures are projected as a slide show on the wall at the party.

If you see a picture of a guest you find attractive holding your number, this is the greenlight to talk to them. Haaaay.

At the end of the party, a facebook album is created and all of the pictures are tagged - so if you missed your match at the party, you can still contact them.

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.pheromoneparties.com/

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Hmmm ok.... So smelling bad can get you laid now???

 

What'll they think of next?

Thisse is noyhing niewe, sentes of louvere our powerfulle mentle cuese juste as site, sondes, and taistes. Yhey our juste tacking somthing that was insidentalle ora side note and brigging to the fourfronte..... :)

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People are so hard up now days.

 

Whatever happened to meeting people the old fashion way.............at a party or just meeting.

 

I got a cushion you can Sniff............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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........''it's about romance'' :blink::o:lol:

 

 

...are yer kidding me????...people actually find it romantic???

...I find it no more than a sad commentary on society <_<

 

 

 

...if I ever hear of one of these,,I'll be eating some nasties,,,collecting th'farts,,

it'll be fun t'see who that attracts B)

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So I know someone in the consumer products business.

 

They developed a protocol for evaluating, umm, "feminine intimate fragrance products."

 

If you're one of the testers, you agree to use the product, and you show up (once a day? once a week? I forget) at the facility, where you walk into a little closet that looks like a changing room, take some sort of funnel on the end of a hose that's hanging on the wall, place said funnel down your pants, and push a button on the wall. On the other side of the wall, someone who cannot see you, who only knows your subject number, takes a few whiffs from the other end of the hose, and records his/her comments on a clipboard.

 

And we have the nerve to accuse the Japanese of having odd customs.....

 

"And so, what do you do for a living?????"

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I see a side business opportunity!

 

T-shirt studs for hire.

 

Cant score any babes at the pheromone party? For a fee, one of our guaranteed studs will provide you a worn t-shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

There is a Left Hook joke in here somewhere, but I got nothing.

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How unattractive and hard up for a date do you really have to be to resort to huffing dirty laundry as a way to get laid?

 

Oy... that ain't the half of it: if you go to one of the parties, not only do you have to huff dirty laundry, but you are likely to get paired up with the sort of person who gets off on huffing dirty laundry. (cue the photo of those vending machines in the Japanese subway that sell already-worn panties for the buyer's sniffing pleasure)

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How unattractive and hard up for a date do you really have to be to resort to huffing dirty laundry as a way to get laid?

 

Oy... that ain't the half of it: if you go to one of the parties, not only do you have to huff dirty laundry, but you are likely to get paired up with the sort of person who gets off on huffing dirty laundry. (cue the photo of those vending machines in the Japanese subway that sell already-worn panties for the buyer's sniffing pleasure)

 

PE gets it... Not me - I don't have a sense of smell. I'd have to ask someone else to sniff for me.

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One should also take into consideration the size of the shirt as well as the smell.

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So I know someone in the consumer products business.

 

They developed a protocol for evaluating, umm, "feminine intimate fragrance products."

 

If you're one of the testers, you agree to use the product, and you show up (once a day? once a week? I forget) at the facility, where you walk into a little closet that looks like a changing room, take some sort of funnel on the end of a hose that's hanging on the wall, place said funnel down your pants, and push a button on the wall. On the other side of the wall, someone who cannot see you, who only knows your subject number, takes a few whiffs from the other end of the hose, and records his/her comments on a clipboard.

 

And we have the nerve to accuse the Japanese of having odd customs.....

 

"And so, what do you do for a living?????"

 

How do you get that job.

 

interviewer: I see you have 10 years experience sniffing bicycle seats at the park.

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So I know someone in the consumer products business.

 

They developed a protocol for evaluating, umm, "feminine intimate fragrance products."

 

If you're one of the testers, you agree to use the product, and you show up (once a day? once a week? I forget) at the facility, where you walk into a little closet that looks like a changing room, take some sort of funnel on the end of a hose that's hanging on the wall, place said funnel down your pants, and push a button on the wall. On the other side of the wall, someone who cannot see you, who only knows your subject number, takes a few whiffs from the other end of the hose, and records his/her comments on a clipboard.

 

And we have the nerve to accuse the Japanese of having odd customs.....

 

"And so, what do you do for a living?????"

 

How do you get that job.

 

interviewer: I see you have 10 years experience sniffing bicycle seats at the park.

 

He/she was probably testing dryer sheets the previous week, and vinyl upholstery additives the following week. People who can accurately identify and describe smells (known as 'noses' in the business, apparently) are in high demand, get paid a lot, and spend their day smelling a lot of weird stuff.

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