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Uncooperative Tom

Death to Flies

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Mark Twain would have loved this thing.

 

"The fly harries the sick man in his home, in the hospital, even on his deathbed at his last gasp. Pesters him at his meals; previously hunts up patients suffering from loathsome and deadly diseases; wades in their sores, gaums its legs with a million death-dealing germs; then comes to that healthy man's table and wipes these things off on the butter and discharges a bowel-load of typhoid germs and excrement on his batter-cakes. The housefly wrecks more human constitutions and destroys more human lives than all God's multitude of misery messengers and death-agents put together."-----Mark Twain

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wonder how it would work on snails & slugs ohmy.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gifwink.gif

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Great, now I got salt everywhere.

 

Just keep your screen doors shut and beat you kids when they leave the door open :o , they will soon be closing it behind them.

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I have to assume he didn't want it self powered so it wouldn't be asaltandbattery.com

 

$30 isn't bad but not sending money for something not available. Keep us posted and perhaps I will purchase when it is well seasoned.

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Neighbors wife came home yesterday to find him swatting flies. "How are you doing?" she asked him...

 

"Great!!", he replied. "Ive already killed three males and two females".

 

"How do you tell their sex?" she queried.

 

"Well, 2 were on the phone and the other 3 were on a can of beer".

 

Grabbing hat, heading for the door....B)

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I have to assume he didn't want it self powered so it wouldn't be asaltandbattery.com

 

$30 isn't bad but not sending money for something not available. Keep us posted and perhaps I will purchase when it is well seasoned.

 

My brother brought this to my attention. He has already ordered one, so we'll find out. I have two outdoor parties each year, and unfortunately, they're great opportunities to test this product. Next one is in November, so we'll know then if he has it by that time.

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