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What scares you the most?....

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1). 50-something scruffy looking guys driving around in butt fugly mid 70's sedans.

 

2). Being burned to just an inch of death.

 

3). Teenage moms.

 

4). Men that are in the audience during the taping of any daytime tv talk show.

 

5). Going to prison.....

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A prostate exam where my doctor has his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder.....

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The douche bag driving down the 405 talking on his phone in one hand, Starbucks in the other or is that a beer in the coffee cup, cigarette, or is that a joint, hanging from his mouth, bobing and weaving in and out of lanes @ 80 plus MPH The irony, there is one of these on the back window..

 

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6. Women who've been divorced half a dozen times....

 

I would have been gone after I heard the words... and my second husband.....

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A prostate exam where my doctor has his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder.....

 

:blink:

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6. Women who've been divorced half a dozen times....

 

I would have been gone after I heard the words... and my second husband.....

 

Those too :(

 

and if she says, my third husband...and my fourth husband...and.....

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Doing high elevation work and they send a new hire up....everybody else is walking and climbing about normally....this newb is crawling around clutching everything he can get his hands on with a death grip...."get that guy down to the deck, before he kills himself or someone else"

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Fat window envelopes from the IRS.

+1

You win....

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One thing I share with Samuel L, I do hate fucking snakes.

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23). Hot chicks in their late 20's----waiting for the bus.

 

24). Quiet people.

 

25). Mexican/Central/South American LEO's wearing aviator sunglasses----and a mouth full of gold crowns.........

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27). Caucasion women with hyphenated last names.

 

28). Men with key rings....

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29. Politicians

 

30. Religious fanatics and right wing wackos

 

31. Declining salmon runs

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World wide scotch famine.

 

 

That would be a catastrophe of apocalyptic magnitude....

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32). Losing my twinkie in an industrial accident.

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32. My 9 year old daughter!

 

 

You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....

 

32). Losing my twinkie in an industrial accident.

 

 

I don't even want to imagine that.... :wacko:

 

edit: see equipment failure above....and I wasn't talking about machinery or something mechanical...

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32. My 9 year old daughter!

 

 

You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....

 

 

 

And again when she is 16 ....

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32. My 9 year old daughter!

 

 

You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....

 

 

 

And again when she is 16 ....

 

 

You weren't supposed to say nothing, you don't want to scare him to death....

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34.) Losing my twinkie in my bed and then hearing the garbage disposal turned on.

 

OMG...now your really talking scary.... :o

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7- Talking Tina

you meane talkey tina?

Right you are.. Talky Tina from Twlight Zone Living Doll (s05e06)

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32. My 9 year old daughter!

 

You ain't seen nothing yet....get back to us when she's 13.....

 

 

And again when she is 16 ....

 

You weren't supposed to say nothing, you don't want to scare him to death....

 

Too late - already terrified!

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35.) Getting old

 

Your way to young to be thinking about that....unless you do something about it now, health wise...if ya know what I mean.

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38). Finding a pregnancy tester kit in the bath room?....

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36. My pecker not working

 

37. Knocking up some rugged shank who was a solid 9.5 when I was fitshaced, but a 2.3 in the morning.

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39. Anything electrical work. I can't keep my hands out of a loud spinning saw blade. A nice quiet electrical panel is sure to make me ride the lightning eventually.

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One thing I share with Samuel L, I do hate fucking snakes.

 

I can see not liking venomous snakes, but normal, everyday snakes? Or (my favorites) boas and pythons? Sheesh.

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That's easy, losing one of my kids or grandkids or wife. I so wanna go first.

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35.) Getting old

 

Dying young is a helluva lot scarier.

 

You can never have too many birthdays.

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38). Finding a pregnancy tester kit in the bath room?....

 

38b. finding a pregnancy test kit in your daughter's bathroom.

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:lol:

 

Choice....also depends how old the daughter is....but that's a good one,though.

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Idiots who are so convinced that they're right about everything, that any other opinion should be summarily discounted.

 

And snakes.

 

The IRS.

 

Carb ice.

 

Leaves on the road when I'm out on my motorcycle.

 

Distracted drivers.

 

Incoming.

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Tite spaces, so tite I cante moove my armes.....

 

Good god, man, you're not supposed to climb inside!

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Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.

That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

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For those devious attractive women....they'll do whatever it takes to end up good for them.

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Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.

That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.

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Wow! what a great vid. old boats, living aboard, performance art...that guy is a star! why have I not heard of him before??????

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That's easy, losing one of my kids or grandkids or wife. I so wanna go first.

 

+100.

 

I'm damn near fearless but losing wife or one of my kids (no grandkids yet) would take me out.

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Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.

That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.

 

That's a shocker.... :lol:

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Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.

That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.

 

That's a shocker.... :lol:

 

I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet, and mention vaginas?....

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I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet....

 

Becuse its girles in geneale , notte any parte in particulare.

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Attractive women who tell me everything i say is intelligent and witty and that I am incredibly handsome and so sexy they want to jump into bed with me right now.

That is so fucked up there is no way it's gonna end well.

they aren't really coming either. No matter how many times they tell it to God.

 

That's a shocker.... :lol:

 

I'm surprised that Left Hook hasn't piped in on this thread yet, and mention vaginas?....

 

Vaginas? He'd be scared of an oyster served "natural"

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Last summer drove over to Shine to do some windsurfing...

 

Saw a BIG fat chick in a bikini laying on the beach. And by BIG I mean 350+ lbs., and by bikini, I mean 5 pieces of string and 3 band-aids.

 

It scared me a lot....a whole lot.

 

So I left and drove up to Dungeness, the view on the beach while windsurfing was much better

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Cars built in the UK

 

Lucas, Prince of Darkness....

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Loosing my wife

 

Loosing my parents before their time

 

Having god answer me and say "I have been watching and we need to talk..."

 

Prison

 

Failure, not little things but big things

 

Death....and that being the true end.

 

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the childishness in the American political system, makes the UK look like they progressed to middle school level.... :ph34r:

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My mother-in-law's cooking used to scare me, but she's gotten better the last couple of years.

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crazy glue failures

 

shit I don't know

 

losing a child

 

dying in a bridge accident

 

Finnish purple whipped cream that isn't cream - it's beets

 

showing up at work and realizing I forgot to put on pants

 

when the power goes out, but the laptop is still on

 

American Civil War, Part II

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