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Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

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Actually they do have something in common.

The worst facial hair arrangements in history.

Have you had a look at the facial hair of JT, AKA No6?

Dead Cat come to mind?

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

Larry, is that you?

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Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

 

Someone told me this isn't even true. I couldnt find it on Snopes

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Gentle readers,

 

Please, please, please follow the rules in here. Be polite by following the rules.

 

Show us some fucking tits or I won't respond.

 

Thank you.

 

C.C.

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I have family who are were in the German concentration camp and tatooed to prove it. I do not see satire as perpetuating a horribly distorted Hitler belief. While tragic as WWII was, and had others family fight in the war, I believe we can laugh. So like others said, lighten up Francis.

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Gentle readers,

 

Please, please, please follow the rules in here. Be polite by following the rules.

 

Show us some fucking tits or I won't respond.

 

Thank you.

 

C.C.

 

 

Yeah, and fuck off, too, newby

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

"Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations" ~ James Madison

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Is this Numbers? bwahahahahahahaha

 

That video upset you? Well then this picture should probably drive you up the fucking wall...

 

c7B7q.jpg

good one

 

i actual did laugh out loud

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Is this Numbers? bwahahahahahahaha

 

That video upset you? Well then this picture should probably drive you up the fucking wall...

 

c7B7q.jpg

good one

 

i actual did laugh out loud

 

that's Not 1/2 as WRONG as the Facking "2 Santa's 1 Cup" PIC Life Buoy 15 posts from time to time

 

(hopeing that's not taken as a hint)

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One thing is for sure, I doubt it's going to be retracted....

 

So then you're gonna have to dip pole jibe of forget it B)

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Newbie makes a demand, doesnt even say please or show some tits.

 

Jesus Hitler fucking christ god dammit

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I was told a funny story about the German owner of Rockall III (a Corby 36 IIRC) a while back.

 

He wanted to make a spinnaker like the one pictured above with a swastika but was talked out of it by friends and crew.

Good to see a sense of humor, unlike the OP.

 

I watched the same clip a few days ago with a Santa theme.

Very funny.

 

HTFU

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Is this Numbers? bwahahahahahahaha

 

That video upset you? Well then this picture should probably drive you up the fucking wall...

 

c7B7q.jpg

 

Just to balance things out.....can someone with Photoshop skills please put the General Lee in there too?

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

HTFU Nigger

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I was told a funny story about the German owner of Rockall III (a Corby 36 IIRC) a while back.

 

He wanted to make a spinnaker like the one pictured above with a swastika but was talked out of it by friends and crew.

Good to see a sense of humor, unlike the OP.

...

Very funny.

 

HTFU

 

Very doubtful.

 

As a matter of public law, the post-war German law codes prohibit the display of a swastika in any form or fashion, even if used satirically or as part of an anti-Nazi political statement.

 

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I was told a funny story about the German owner of Rockall III (a Corby 36 IIRC) a while back.

 

He wanted to make a spinnaker like the one pictured above with a swastika but was talked out of it by friends and crew.

Good to see a sense of humor, unlike the OP.

...

Very funny.

 

HTFU

 

Very doubtful.

 

As a matter of public law, the post-war German law codes prohibit the display of a swastika in any form or fashion, even if used satirically or as part of an anti-Nazi political statement.

Not doubtful at all.

I said he 'wanted' to.

Over many glasses of quality French wine one night with friends and crew.Conversation was more like.........'Wouldn't it be a laugh if I could have a fucking huge swastika spinnaker up as we float around Cowes Week flogging the Poms'.Maybe it was a 'had to be there' kinda situation.

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I was told a funny story about the German owner of Rockall III (a Corby 36 IIRC) a while back.

 

He wanted to make a spinnaker like the one pictured above with a swastika but was talked out of it by friends and crew.

Good to see a sense of humor, unlike the OP.

...

Very funny.

 

HTFU

 

Very doubtful.

 

As a matter of public law, the post-war German law codes prohibit the display of a swastika in any form or fashion, even if used satirically or as part of an anti-Nazi political statement.

Not doubtful at all.

I said he 'wanted' to.

Over many glasses of quality French wine one night with friends and crew.Conversation was more like.........'Wouldn't it be a laugh if I could have a fucking huge swastika spinnaker up as we float around Cowes Week flogging the Poms'.Maybe it was a 'had to be there' kinda situation.

 

Were you there?

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And the Catholic church killed more people than Hitler, The Italians, Vietnam, Korea, Afganistan, Iraq, and 9-11, so now more catholic jokes or puns.The pope is German.

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It has been used as a fashion Statement and Status Symbol for ever

 

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

+1

When i saw this first i decided not to join this any longer, but now i have to speakup. That's no longer a joke, it's disgusting....

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Bismarck, Tirpitz, gniesenau, Scharnhorst - what did they rate?

 

Yes and even when dining in the mess on these ships, one HAD to wear a shirt as I tell ignorant my German tourists

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I was told a funny story about the German owner of Rockall III (a Corby 36 IIRC) a while back.

 

He wanted to make a spinnaker like the one pictured above with a swastika but was talked out of it by friends and crew.

Good to see a sense of humor, unlike the OP.

...

Very funny.

 

HTFU

 

Very doubtful.

 

As a matter of public law, the post-war German law codes prohibit the display of a swastika in any form or fashion, even if used satirically or as part of an anti-Nazi political statement.

Not doubtful at all.

I said he 'wanted' to.

Over many glasses of quality French wine one night with friends and crew.Conversation was more like.........'Wouldn't it be a laugh if I could have a fucking huge swastika spinnaker up as we float around Cowes Week flogging the Poms'.Maybe it was a 'had to be there' kinda situation.

 

 

Perhaps he wasn't aware of the consequences.... http://www.dailymail...paw-jailed.html

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

 

"Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth.

 

And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Sen. Barry Goldwater 1964

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And the Catholic church killed more people than Hitler, The Italians, Vietnam, Korea, Afganistan, Iraq, and 9-11, so now more catholic jokes or puns.The pope is German.

 

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

+1

When i saw this first i decided not to join this any longer, but now i have to speakup. That's no longer a joke, it's disgusting....

 

2 girls one cup is disgusting... This is a worn out satire, if you ventured from your cave now and then you'd know this...

 

 

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To Whom It May Concern:

 

Please retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

It is difficult to control my revulsion. Comparing one of America's most successful men, a Jew, and a Racing Sailor, to Hitler, is indefensible. Publishing that on the eve of the Pearl Harbor attack anniversary is despicable.

 

Larry Ellison, love him or hate him, has directly created hundreds of thousands of jobs, and indirectly, millions more. His "net worth" is a consequence of the simple fact that his company creates valued products and services. It's a multi-billion-dollar capitalist organization. Ellison chooses to spend his hard-won dollars on yacht racing. Calling this evil is beneath contempt.

 

Hitler started World War II, murdered 7 million Jewish men, women, and children, is responsible for an additional 20 million deaths worldwide, and enforced racial cleansing, a scourge we continue to fight to this day.

 

Suggesting that Larry Ellison is in any way like Hitler strikes me as the very lowest form of childish, disgusting, mean-spirited, small editorial opinion.

 

Sailing Anarchy is better than that.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

+1

When i saw this first i decided not to join this any longer, but now i have to speakup. That's no longer a joke, it's disgusting....

 

It may not be a joke in Munich, but that's what that war was all about, right? You guys didn't have enough sense of humor to laugh him out of town; had to take him seriously, back in '23 - '29. If he'd been treated like a really good stand-up comic, the world would be a better place. If you'd stopped him in Munich, he wouldn't have had Germany, wouldn't have had Poland, wouldn't have had Czechoslovakia, ....

 

Laughing at comics is what we do best here on SA. And now we're laughing at you.

 

Any country that would ban The Producers has bigger problems than what's on SA.

 

HTFU until you post tits.

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HTFU until you post tits.

 

he said Tits !!!! :o

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And the Catholic church killed more people than Hitler, The Italians, Vietnam, Korea, Afganistan, Iraq, and 9-11, so now more catholic jokes or puns.The pope is German.

 

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Another classic Tabman - Well played

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1981 Michael Schmidt (Schmid'l), Rolf Vrolijk, Rudi Magg and friends turned up for Admirals' Cup with Dusselboot and a selection of german military uniforms through the ages including the helmet with the spike. We laughed, they laughed, we drank, they drank .... and we are still bloody good friends.

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1981 Michael Schmidt (Schmid'l), Rolf Vrolijk, Rudi Magg and friends turned up for Admirals' Cup with Dusselboot and a selection of german military uniforms through the ages including the helmet with the spike. We laughed, they laughed, we drank, they drank .... and we are still bloody good friends.

 

are you a Jew?

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Laughing at Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp is different from calling someone Larry, Moe, Curly or Shemp. Laughing at Hitler parodies, as in the hilarious play, The Producers, is different from calling someone Hitler. The responders to this post have demonstrated a level of intellectual dwarfism exceeded only by the US Congress.

 

Do I really have to go there? Did SA followers forget their origins? Have they strayed from their course so far that they risk a lee shore? Do I have to reach all the way back to the Dead Kennedys in order to box their intellectual compass? Am I the only one who remembers or understands Jello Biafra's words?

 

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

 

Retract that Revolting HItler Joke.

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Demonstrating his own form of intellectual dwarfism, with this comment, Mr. Clean has hereby nominated himself for Govenor of Alaska.

 

See, that is a pejorative way of comparing you to a politician widely believed to be unsuited to the role for lack of training and education. By suggesting that the two of you share similar traits, it is intended to be an insult to you. In this case, the politician did not start WWII, so it is marginally humorous.

 

In the case that you are supporting, it is revolting.

 

It's not possible to improve Jello's sentiment.

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Laughing at Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp is different from calling someone Larry, Moe, Curly or Shemp. Laughing at Hitler parodies, as in the hilarious play, The Producers, is different from calling someone Hitler. The responders to this post have demonstrated a level of intellectual dwarfism exceeded only by the US Congress.

 

Do I really have to go there? Did SA followers forget their origins? Have they strayed from their course so far that they risk a lee shore? Do I have to reach all the way back to the Dead Kennedys in order to box their intellectual compass? Am I the only one who remembers or understands Jello Biafra's words?

 

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

 

Retract that Revolting HItler Joke.

 

You're a Moe. . .

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Demonstrating his own form of intellectual dwarfism, with this comment, Mr. Clean has hereby nominated himself for Govenor of Alaska.

 

See, that is a pejorative way of comparing you to a politician widely believed to be unsuited to the role for lack of training and education. By suggesting that the two of you share similar traits, it is intended to be an insult to you. In this case, the politician did not start WWII, so it is marginally humorous.

 

In the case that you are supporting, it is revolting.

 

It's not possible to improve Jello's sentiment.

Why are you always having at dwarves? Not a great descriptor if you ask me. Somewhat pejorative.

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Hook:

Yeah, I thought it was an amazing flick.

 

But I have strange taste. I thought the Hitler parody was very funny. Still do.

 

If you haven't already done so a visit to Belgium to see it is worth while. Brugges should be on the list of anyone who enjoys beautiful, practically untouched, medieval european cities with beautiful architecture, a quiet ambiance and delicious beer.

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Demonstrating his own form of intellectual dwarfism, with this comment, Mr. Clean has hereby nominated himself for Govenor of Alaska.

 

See, that is a pejorative way of comparing you to a politician widely believed to be unsuited to the role for lack of training and education. By suggesting that the two of you share similar traits, it is intended to be an insult to you. In this case, the politician did not start WWII, so it is marginally humorous.

 

In the case that you are supporting, it is revolting.

 

It's not possible to improve Jello's sentiment.

 

GFYM

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Demonstrating his own form of intellectual dwarfism, with this comment, Mr. Clean has hereby nominated himself for Govenor of Alaska.

 

See, that is a pejorative way of comparing you to a politician widely believed to be unsuited to the role for lack of training and education. By suggesting that the two of you share similar traits, it is intended to be an insult to you. In this case, the politician did not start WWII, so it is marginally humorous.

 

In the case that you are supporting, it is revolting.

 

It's not possible to improve Jello's sentiment.

 

...now i can't figure out if you're joking or not...you have to be, but....

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Exactly my point. Moe was funny. He didn't start WWII.

 

Retract that Revolting Hitler Joke.

 

Even Moe, who was Jewish, had his fun parodying hitler....

 

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