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Chris "Time to die, Bitch" Rainey scored another assault arrest involving his girlfriend, and was cut by the Steelers.

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You heard it here first. Virginia Tech over the two time defending national champions in the first game of the season....24-21

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Since this actually happened in 2013, its still appropriate. And likely a portent of things to come......

 

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You heard it here first. Virginia Tech over the two time defending national champions in the first game of the season....24-21

 

Bwahahaha. Good one.

 

Gonna be just like the last opener I saw Bama and Tech play a couple years ago, ending in tears for Tech.

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Chris "Time to die, Bitch" Rainey scored another assault arrest involving his girlfriend, and was cut by the Steelers.

 

I told my brother I hope the Redskins get him, since it would be for the minimum, and he is basically a slightly faster less shifty Percy Harvin with superior woman beating skills. At the very least he could keep all the other players bitches in order for us.

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Chris "Time to die, Bitch" Rainey scored another assault arrest involving his girlfriend, and was cut by the Steelers.

 

I told my brother I hope the Redskins get him, since it would be for the minimum, and he is basically a slightly faster less shifty Percy Harvin with superior woman beating skills. At the very least he could keep all the other players bitches in order for us.

 

Percy harvin has way faster football speed. I saw Rainey get caught on longer runs that never happens to Percy

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That's just because Rainey stopped in route to smack a bitch.

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That's just because Rainey stopped in route to smack a bitch.

 

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yeah pretty sad.

 

Looks like it's coming down to bama vs gators for the top class. Gators are looking more and more like Bama and I expect to see them in Atlanta in December. What kills me is the RB class. We signed two stud recruits, Bama signed 5...

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The magical Nick Saban running back copying machine.

 

It really is amazing. I know all those guys think they're the best and thus need not worry about competing for playing time, but damn! They'll have 5 star prospects in the scout team backfield. It's reminiscent of the old days when the big teams could give scholarships to boys they knew would never play just to keep them from going elsewhere.

 

I think the most interesting recruiting development I've seen in a while is Vandy Baseball. From what I can glean from the alumni mailings (addressed to Mrs. Razorback, certainly not me) and the recruiting results, they've got a big endowment that allows them to offer basically full rides (and that ain't a cheap ride!) to most of their team through a combination of athletic, academic, and need based assistance. Most other baseball programs are splitting up I think 11 scholarships between everybody, and a full ride at Vandy is so valuable that they are actually keeping a lot of MLB draftees that the public schools lose. I'm not complaining, as they are our secondary team. But you gotta admit that using academic superiority to assemble a top-level SEC athletic team is novel!

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I think what bama is selling these guys is that RB is the shortest duration career in the NFL (3.5 years avg.) Why take hundreds of hits for free in the NCAA? If you're good enough you'll have more than enough opportunity to showcase your talent in our program

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That, and they tell them "We will get you Paaaaaaiiiiddd in the NFL".

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That, and they tell them "We will get you Paaaaaaiiiiddd in the NFL".

 

And all the bitches you can assault and impregnate. Not necessarily in that order.

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That, and they tell them "We will get you Paaaaaaiiiiddd in the NFL".

 

And all the bitches you can assault and impregnate. Not necessarily in that order.

 

Sounds good, where do I sign up?

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I think what bama is selling these guys is that RB is the shortest duration career in the NFL (3.5 years avg.) Why take hundreds of hits for free in the NCAA? If you're good enough you'll have more than enough opportunity to showcase your talent in our program

 

That's very astute, and you're right, the Combine now rules the RB draft.

 

When you turn off your internal gator machine you're a smart guy.

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Did Bama really sign a defensive lineman named Dee Liner? You really can't make this shit up.

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I think what bama is selling these guys is that RB is the shortest duration career in the NFL (3.5 years avg.) Why take hundreds of hits for free in the NCAA? If you're good enough you'll have more than enough opportunity to showcase your talent in our program

 

That's very astute, and you're right, the Combine now rules the RB draft.

 

When you turn off your internal gator machine you're a smart guy.

Ist cauld a Hi-Fequencey Trollomittere! :)

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I don't know that it's failure just yet, just this kids mom is a crazy bitch.

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My once ubiquitous optimism has been replaced by a feeling of dread that a Cubs fan would recognize which consumes me every time I see the words "Arkansas Razorbacks" in a headline.

 

Hopes are high for the baseball team, however.

 

God help 'em.

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South Plantation HS. Art will be so proud.

 

Art will be thinking of how to turn this into getting laid somehow someway.

 

This is true. In other news, hats off to the Vols for bringing us the first National Signing Day Lingerie Model.

 

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/tennessee-fax-cam-girl/?fb_comment_id=fbc_157368357749741_407321_157368617749715

 

She looks almost as good as former coach Kiffin's wife, who sure is gooooood lookin.

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And UCLA scores a better class than U$C. Fantastic.

 

Does the coach's wife look as good as Layla? Goooooodlookin.

 

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And UCLA scores a better class than U$C. Fantastic.

 

Yup U$C's class was pathetic everyone even F$U poached it.

 

Meanwhile the SEC had ALL of it's 14 teams ranked in the top 40. Including Kentucky! By way of comparison the next best performance was the ACC with 6.

 

Take note wolfy...

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And UCLA scores a better class than U$C. Fantastic.

 

Does the coach's wife look as good as Layla? Goooooodlookin.

 

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If you met John Reaves you'd say "WTF?"

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She wants all the perks of an NCAA athlete is what it is. He doesn't even live with her, he lives with his coach.

 

Fucked up what some of these kids deal with.

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She wants all the perks of an NCAA athlete is what it is. He doesn't even live with her, he lives with his coach.

 

Fucked up what some of these kids deal with.

Wants him at UM so she can go to games. Smart move on the kid's part (and good on his dad for signing the papers). Why go to a school that is going to be on probation, when he already has a life sentence of sorts....

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While noble that she wants to be there for her son by attending games, really she wants the fucking perks from being associated with him around town. She's watching her meal ticket bolt.

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Man thats good stuff. Tried it about 3 years ago and it was way way way stronger than the stuff when i was attending. They should make that legal.

 

Meanwhile at U$C more serious crime is afoot..

 

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/21657170/report-usc-te-junior-pomee-arrested-faces-felony-charges

 

 

Madpuppy what say you?

 

And what's up with your shitty recruiting class?

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While noble that she wants to be there for her son by attending games, really she wants the fucking perks from being associated with him around town. She's watching her meal ticket bolt.

 

She hired the Johnny Cochran firm.

 

It just keeps getting better. No Pig Soooie!

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While noble that she wants to be there for her son by attending games, really she wants the fucking perks from being associated with him around town. She's watching her meal ticket bolt.

 

She hired the Johnny Cochran firm.

 

It just keeps getting better. No Pig Soooie!

 

Ah, but Johnnie's dead and the dad signed the ticket. Please reinstate the "Wooooo".

 

No wonder that boy wanted out of there. That bitch is nuts. Surprised he stayed in the conference. Arkansas was probably the most obscure place he could think of.

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While noble that she wants to be there for her son by attending games, really she wants the fucking perks from being associated with him around town. She's watching her meal ticket bolt.

 

She hired the Johnny Cochran firm.

 

It just keeps getting better. No Pig Soooie!

 

Ah, but Johnnie's dead and the dad signed the ticket. Please reinstate the "Wooooo".

 

No wonder that boy wanted out of there. That bitch is nuts. Surprised he stayed in the conference. Arkansas was probably the most obscure place he could think of.

She definitely got him some name recognition. Crazy.

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While noble that she wants to be there for her son by attending games, really she wants the fucking perks from being associated with him around town. She's watching her meal ticket bolt.

 

She hired the Johnny Cochran firm.

 

It just keeps getting better. No Pig Soooie!

 

Ah, but Johnnie's dead and the dad signed the ticket. Please reinstate the "Wooooo".

 

No wonder that boy wanted out of there. That bitch is nuts. Surprised he stayed in the conference. Arkansas was probably the most obscure place he could think of.

 

Told ya it would all work out RB. The kid actually from all accounts was pretty much set on getting away and forging a good path for himself. I think you fellas scored a good kid along with a good athlete. I will be pulling for him for sure.

 

Just not against the Tide...

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Literally the best part of Reuben Foster is he showed up to sign in Nick Saban's outfit. I rank the fugitive dad #2 and the Auburn tattoo #3.

 

That's a hell of a lot of awesome oddness in one recruit. I think that's what ESPN based Alabama's recruiting class ranking on actually.

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Yep, looks to be a likable kid & a good player. Now if we can get about 40 more of those, we'll be in business.

 

Glad to see Bama is getting on the weirdness. Keeps it from getting boring.

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Glad to see weirdness happening somewhere other than Gainesville. In other news, now that I live an hour away, this might be the first season in many decades that I am a season ticket holder. Sitting on the west side with the old farts won't be quite the same, methinks.

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Woah ... Sean White possible for Wake Forest ...

 

http://oldnorthbante...fer-sean-white/

 

yeah right.. this should be a big clue..

 

 

White camped at Notre Dame, Miami, and Wisconsin in the summer,

 

Until it's official, he's a possible Demon Deacon.

 

What pleasure could you have in taking that away from me for my brief few days or weeks?

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I'm gonna delete this topic if there's anymore mention of something as irrelevant as Wake Forest football.

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I'm gonna delete this topic if there's anymore mention of something as irrelevant as Wake Forest football.

 

Do you really want to screw with Deacons who have acquired the power of demons?

 

Until that first kickoff, my beloved Wake Forest is relevant. (Of course, after that their slide to irrelevance will be somewhat assured. )

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I'm gonna delete this topic if there's anymore mention of something as irrelevant as Wake Forest football.

 

Jim Grobe is good man and coach, he deserves better..

 

WF would be a lot better if they cheated like Duke and UNC...

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National champs to chumps...stay classy Bama...

 

http://www.cbssports...layers-arrested

 

Is Nick not feeding them...they used a stolen credit card to buy snacks from vending machines...

 

i already posted the story chump...

 

The fact that I am even less likely to follow one of your links than I would pay attention to your inane drivel would explain why I had not noticed this...

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Beat a guy up and ripped him off? Brings a new meaning to "Roll Tide".

 

Pa-Roll Tide.

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I think the most interesting recruiting development I've seen in a while is Vandy Baseball. From what I can glean from the alumni mailings (addressed to Mrs. Razorback, certainly not me) and the recruiting results, they've got a big endowment that allows them to offer basically full rides (and that ain't a cheap ride!) to most of their team through a combination of athletic, academic, and need based assistance. Most other baseball programs are splitting up I think 11 scholarships between everybody, and a full ride at Vandy is so valuable that they are actually keeping a lot of MLB draftees that the public schools lose. I'm not complaining, as they are our secondary team. But you gotta admit that using academic superiority to assemble a top-level SEC athletic team is novel!

 

I missed this the first time around. As a Vandy grad I'm pleased that they are starting to get some decent players who can do math well enough to understand the value of a $250K education. Hell it's even working (a little) on the football team which has risen from dismal to third tier.

 

That being said, Go Tigers! Yea Sewanee's Right!

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That being said, Go Tigers! Yea Sewanee's Right!

Yeah your boys are a little removed from their days of glory...

 

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Sewanee_Tigers_football_team

 

"Their 1899 football team had perhaps the best season in college football history, winning all 12 of their games, 11 by shutout, and outscoring their opponents 332-10. Five of those wins came in a six-day period while on a 2,500-mile trip by train"

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That being said, Go Tigers! Yea Sewanee's Right!

Yeah your boys are a little removed from their days of glory...

 

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Sewanee_Tigers_football_team

 

"Their 1899 football team had perhaps the best season in college football history, winning all 12 of their games, 11 by shutout, and outscoring their opponents 332-10. Five of those wins came in a six-day period while on a 2,500-mile trip by train"

 

Believe me, it's talked about like it was 1999 not 1899 when you are up there. My daughter goes there. I went to Vandy. I absolutely love Sewanee (AKA The University of the South) You have to love the Corinthian Spirit that is alive and well in D3. Hell, Sewanee's not even any good at that level. But you've got to love that those are real scholars that suit up and play football every Saturday. There are probably high schools that have better talent, but you won't find a finer bunch of kids anywhere

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BIL and niece both alumni, he worked/lived there for a number of years...drop dead gorgeous country up there on the Cumberland Plateau...am told that the campus' 13,000 acres makes it the biggest campus in the country...am fully aware that 1899's glory seems like it happened just yesterday...

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Only arrest in more than 12 months. Better than most programs.

 

Things are certainly better now that we let urban crier go

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University of Florida

 

Total Arrests/Citations/Charges: 22

Baseball

Bryson Smith (March 13, 2011)

Basketball

Damontre Harris (February 20, 2013)

Cody Larson (April 10, 2011)

Erik Murphy (April 10, 2011)

Football

Antonio Morrison (June 16, 2013)

Loucheiz Purifoy (February 3, 2013)

Jessamen Dunker (January 16, 2013)

Leon Orr 2 (May 14, 2012)

A.C. Leonard (February 15, 2012)

Leon Orr (January 10, 2012)

Marcus Roberson (September 14, 2011)

Dee Finley (September 12, 2011)

Jon Halapio (August 28, 2011)

Matt Elam (July 24, 2011)

DeAnte Saunders (May 25, 2011)

Janoris Jenkins 2 (April 23, 2011)

Janoris Jenkins (January 22, 2011)

Chris Rainey (September 14, 2010)

Swimming & Diving

Daniela Victoria (February 5, 2011)

Lily Ramirez (February 5, 2011)

Track and Field

Gray Horn (April 14, 2012)

Dumisane Hlaselo (June 28, 2011)

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that photo is pretty old. The chick in the back is probably 200# these days. Having been to Norman there are many better looking OU coeds....

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Boomer Sooner

 

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Corn liquor fed?

fixed

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Boomer Sooner

 

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Corn liquor fed Liquor corn-hole?

fixed

Fixed

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Hoo boy!

 

4 vandy starters arrested charged with sex crimes. That new coach has been pretty good at recruiting thugs but it just bit him on the ass.

 

 

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20130628/NEWS03/306280132/Four-Vanderbilt-football-players-suspended-amid-sex-crimes-investigation?odyssey=mod%7Cbreaking%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE&nclick_check=1

 

 

Yikes!! I am shocked, shocked to learn that Vanderbilt's football team has football players on it. Certainly didn't in my day!

 

(joking aside, this sounds pretty damn serious. I hate to see us becoming like other too many schools in this regard.)

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If Aaron Hernandez was really part of the Patriot Way he would have used a musket.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hoo boy!

 

4 vandy starters arrested charged with sex crimes. That new coach has been pretty good at recruiting thugs but it just bit him on the ass.

 

 

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20130628/NEWS03/306280132/Four-Vanderbilt-football-players-suspended-amid-sex-crimes-investigation?odyssey=mod%7Cbreaking%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE&nclick_check=1

 

 

Yikes!! I am shocked, shocked to learn that Vanderbilt's football team has football players on it. Certainly didn't in my day!

 

(joking aside, this sounds pretty damn serious. I hate to see us becoming like other too many schools in this regard.)

We don't know all the facts yet. This may not be as bad as the 4 BAMA players tossed for armed robbery.

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If Aaron Hernandez was really part of the Patriot Way he would have used a musket.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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