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3 hours ago, Norse Horse said:

Looking for a pilothouse? Oh, wait, wrong thread...

You may well pass on this one...

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/boa/d/38-motorsailer-liveaboard/6599326207.html

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I'm trying to figure out the garden hose, bucket, brush and wet dock. Did they actually attempt to clean this thing up for the photos? The sheer at the bow does look a shade darker.

Either that or they are cleaning up the evidence from a fuel spill.

Is the neighborhood that bad that you need to lock up your bike AND the front wheel like in the city?

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The bow starts to look darker right about where it would get hard to scrub from the dock. I believe you're right! They did attempt a partial cleaning.

Despite everything else, it should probably be ejected from this thread for that reason. There's always Uglyboats, the Pilothouse thread, and COTB for further discussion of this one, which does sound like fun.

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20 minutes ago, Monkey Butler said:

I'm trying to figure out the garden hose, bucket, brush and wet dock. Did they actually attempt to clean this thing up for the photos? The sheer at the bow does look a shade darker.

Either that or they are cleaning up the evidence from a fuel spill.

Is the neighborhood that bad that you need to lock up your bike AND the front wheel like in the city?

I’m surprised they didn’t lock the boat to the dock so the marina wouldn’t kick them into the flotsam zone

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7 hours ago, Norse Horse said:

Looking for a pilothouse? Oh, wait, wrong thread...

You may well pass on this one...

I admire the use of structural headers in the construction, rasta wiring, 2 microwaves for redundancy, claim of plentiful storage with pics of crap everywhere and the expansive flare of the ph at the stern.

It is in Richmond on the Fraser, so next ad it will be listed upstream in Mission...

We all know you need a guitar or banjo in the pics to sell a lady like this...

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/boa/d/38-motorsailer-liveaboard/6599326207.html

 

 

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Max's boat?

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On 5/26/2018 at 7:37 PM, Monkey Butler said:

Is that a tennis court net on the stanchions?

sharp eyes, for what might be the most valuable piece on the boat...

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9 hours ago, AnotherSailor said:

sharp eyes, for what might be the most valuable piece on the boat...

Right, proper yacht stuff. No lubberly volley ball or badminton netting here.

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On 5/26/2018 at 10:25 AM, Sail4beer said:

fify!

Yes

The sails appear to be the dacron equivalent of Tom's plywood experiment.:D

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49 minutes ago, Machsquad said:

Pictures look good, except for location of the solar panels... Blisters are easy not to show on pictures. 

 

 

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And it's on a mooring in Panama - that'll do it wonders.

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23 minutes ago, Mr. Ed said:

The inside looks good unless you’re epileptic. 

I thought about stripes on the new cushions for my H-Boat. Whoa! Glad I didn't do that.

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Ha, a free boat for $1000!

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/bpo/d/free-boat/6606432247.html

How is that for failed marketing?

Free boat = red flag

Free boat that is not free = even worse!

Why not advertise the damned thing for 1k???

Oh, and there is 300 ft of stainless railing included? If that is true it would be worth 1000$!

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1 hour ago, Sail4beer said:

That sounds like me with the 3 times a day Boat Removal Guys 

Seriously, there should be some kind of public service Boat Exchange, like the table outside the library. Want a boat, take one. Leave a boat if you have one you're done with. No snitching trailer wheels, though.

FB- Doug

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6 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

That sounds like me with the 3 times a day Boat Removal Guys 

I put up a NOT for sale sign on a few things in the yard to stop that crap, it worked wonderfully.  There was a piece of shit moped that someone was storing here for 20$ a month, I was spending 20$ worth of time a day telling people to fuck off about it(they get a polite no for the first couple visits).  One guy tried once a week for several months.  I put a tarp over it to stop it, but that only got the people who DIDN'T want that one to come ask what it was. 

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/boa/d/catalina-27-tall-rig-summer/6612921926.html

SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. :blink::lol:

I learned to sail on this boat and is a good sailer! started some projects on it but decided to sell it. (I bought a smaller sailboat) I have over $12000 dollars in to this and would like to see it go to someone that would appreciate it. it has a 1 cyl 6 hp petter diesel tabernacled mast, custom stainless steel bow sprit with two anchor rollers, the bottom was extensively redone fixed all the blisters and keel with fiberglass and gel coat (have pictures), and new bottom paint, which should be redone. started installing a diesel heater, took out the alcohol gimbled stove and replaced it with a new stainless steel fixed cook top. interior is dirty, has raymarine navigation system gps chart plotter knot meter and depth gauge, new drive shaft and cutlass bearing with three blade prop, setup for three batteries, ( two house and one engine). rigged for single hand sailing, new main sail, three storm sails, out board motor mount for a backup engine, and a rail mounted propane barbecue. comes with a trailer with a extended tongue . possible trades for collector car or?
 

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5 hours ago, jgbrown said:

The perfect gift for someone who hates their father. 

 

 

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But it has a bow thruster so it must be somewhat valuable...

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https://bellingham.craigslist.org/boa/d/columbia-50-project/6580241282.html

This is the ad from last month where they wanted $25,000 for it. If it weren’t so big, I’d say go look at it. It’s been redone well and refitting the interior of a 50’ boat can be daunting, but the end result would be valuable.

I say this one goes in the Not mocking thread...

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May have improved the under-body, but ruined the lines of cabin top/dog-house.   Was a pretty boat...

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4 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

https://bellingham.craigslist.org/boa/d/columbia-50-project/6580241282.html

This is the ad from last month where they wanted $25,000 for it. If it weren’t so big, I’d say go look at it. It’s been redone well and refitting the interior of a 50’ boat can be daunting, but the end result would be valuable.

I say this one goes in the Not mocking thread...

To be honest it wouldn't have even hit my radar for here if not for the "take it home for Father's day" part.  Maybe if you hoped your dad would get a divorce or you just really didn't like him.  "So dad, I know you're getting up there in years, but how bout a few thousand hours of work on something someone else didn't finish".  A free 50' hull(I'm guessing it's hull only left now too now that it's free, They never mentioned a rig either so even back then it was probably minus a mast then too) is the gift that would keep on taking. 

 

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That looks like one of those old ditching rafts that Naval aviators had.

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59 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

That looks like one of those old ditching rafts that Naval aviators had.

it does. but this one is actually a dinghy, a row boat, a fishing boat, and a kayak all in one.

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1 hour ago, Sail4beer said:

From RONCO!

Order within the next ten minutes and receive a second for the cost of shipping and handling.

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1 hour ago, Blitz said:

Order within the next ten minutes and receive a second for the cost of shipping and handling.

Plus a set of Ginsu Knives to the first 500 callers!

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1 hour ago, Ishmael said:

Plus a set of Ginsu Knives to the first 500 callers!

If it was a Pocket Fisherman I'd be all over that offer

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5 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

From RONCO!

 

2 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Plus a set of Ginsu Knives to the first 500 callers!

 

32 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

If it was a Pocket Fisherman I'd be all over that offer

No, no, no... wait... I know, I know !!!

This...

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Sail4beer said:

Does it double as a cooler?

I was going to say, fill it with ice & beer and tow it behind you to the next raft up.

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2 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

Does it double as a cooler?

 

25 minutes ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

I was going to say, fill it with ice & beer and tow it behind you to the next raft up.

...and keeping with the Crowehurst theme you cold fill the rear compartment with cashews. In case anyone feels like nuts.

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Spilling

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19 hours ago, Monkey Butler said:

Wow, is it just me or does this look like a mini Teignmouth Electron?

https://boston.craigslist.org/nos/boa/6614457469.html

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I want that.

Someone offer 50 bucks but don't go over 100.  Unless the "crack" in the bottom is just too bad!

Bring it to me in Fl and you can have three nights free at;

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/vac/d/florida-waterfront-cottage/6604764707.html

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1 hour ago, Therapy said:

I want that.

Someone offer 50 bucks but don't go over 100.  Unless the "crack" in the bottom is just too bad!

Bring it to me in Fl and you can have three nights free at;

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/vac/d/florida-waterfront-cottage/6604764707.html

If you paid for a one way pickup rental for a few days I might do it.

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52 minutes ago, Jackdaw said:

Hillbilly divesting in maritime asset, willing to accept loss.

 

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That must be the only sailboat in Nashville.

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10 hours ago, Jackdaw said:

Hillbilly divesting in maritime asset, willing to accept loss.

 

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And in the five years since he bought it for $2800 it has sat there and filled up with rain water to the point that the weight caused the trailer to buckle.

Tale u wat, jus frum lewkin at duh pitchur I giff u diddly. 

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9 hours ago, Monkey Butler said:

Tale u wat, jus frum lewkin at duh pitchur I giff u diddly. 

hey munk yew wanna go an look at er? i can meetcher there. i'm only about 500 mals from mcminnville

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