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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Mumm 30 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!


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-Well skip, we go this way, jibe and go that way.

 

-When you finish pissing, lets jibe.

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Fluffer! I need a Fluffer!

 

Barking mad secret handshake of course.

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We can either go this way,or that way after we round. But it doesn't really matter...We're gonna win anyways!

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"Ok now touch your nose with your index finger, we cannot have a drunk tactician"

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HMMM, This is how someone told me that Tempesta would check angles...Let's see if it works

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Yeah, I have actually met that Editor dude from SA and his dick really is this long!

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TH: "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

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I'd like to direct your attention to the emergency exits, located on either side of the air craft..

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TH: "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30. Hint: pole vs. sprit.

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FARR 40? Perhaps a 'guess this boat' is necessary. The Barking Mad that raced in Annapolis was a FARR 30.

 

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Dude! Wheres my Farr 40! It's like this big man! How are we gunna win on a Farr 30?

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Maybe if I point at something else, no one will notice the 100% bull shit "reef" points in our mainsail.

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wait, I get it. It is a fucking triangle course. the other guys are going to that mark way up there...

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"There are 2 West Marines in Annapolis, one past Eastport and one over there by the Mall."

 

"Crap, dude! Two West Marines? There goes the neighborhood."

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The new pressure will come from over there, or over there.

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“Nathan and Ian gave great hugs but Paul always looked away like this”

 

or,

 

“Why does everyone keep asking me if I am ok? Now can someone give me my afternoon hug please”

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If you two guys are going to piss on my parade, have the decency to face the right way.

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Artemis are over there ,oracle are over there so we are staying here cause bad things won't happen

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Ok, this one is a little below the belt.

 

Jim, Can I get on your dental plan?. The gap in my teeth is this wide

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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

You see guys; this is how it should look when you stick the landing after the uneven bars routine

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I really like the bar over there however there is a great burger joint over here. Which one should we hit after the race?

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Photo boats here and here. You guys can play with yourselves till the douse, Mexican style.

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"the crew looked on as Terry started to feel like an ass after his raucous celebration at the gate"

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C'mon guys! Gimme a break. You know better than to piss that way...you always pee that way, over the leeward side!

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Skipper: 'And Saint Hutch raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--'

 

Pit Ginger: 'Skip a bit, Brother'

 

Skipper: 'And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Quantum towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

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THAT'S the WIND and THAT'S the SAIL! GOT IT?!?!!!

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Mumms the Word Boys..! This is how you fool the boys at Sailing Anarchy. Ha Ha Ha..................................................... :wub::wub::wub:

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TH: "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30. Hint: pole vs. sprit.

Seriously? Have you ever seen a Farr 40?

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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

 

Ewwww, I got some white stuff on my face and I tried to wipe it off and now it's on my hands !! Get it off, get it off !!

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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

 

Ewwww, I got some white stuff on my face and I tried to wipe it off and now it's on my hands !! Get it off, get it off !!

 

 

and for the next one:

 

Jim used to have this much money but .......

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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

 

 

"I don't know why, but they're going to put up a picture of us on SA; let's see if we can star in the most boring caption contest ever."

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Dearly Beloved We are Gathered here....



You May Be Seated!



Duck Duck GOOSE!



Simon Sez!



Always Do your stretches before hard Exercise!

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Pulp Fiction comes to mind....



Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.


Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.


Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!


Honey Bunny: Any of you f&%#ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf^ing last one of ya!



Here is a visual if you need it



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There used to be a great Boater's World over there....

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I`m just going to stand fucking backwards and randomly point! It`s not like you listen anyway! Dumb fucking drivers...

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This is my other Jesus impression.

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TH: "Hey guys, Scot Tempestous doesnt know his left hand from his right hand, there is no way that this is 40 feet"

 

Because Scot doesn't know shit, or doesn't know the dif between and Farr 40 or a Mumm/Farr 30. Hint: pole vs. sprit.

Seriously? Have you ever seen a Farr 40?

Hahahaha. +1

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Nobody would accuse T-Hutch of sucking (unless of course you are Paul Cayard) but we had to laugh at this shot of Hutch covering the angles on the Farr 40 Barking Mad at the Annapolis NOOD last weekend from Dan Phelps. Seems a pretty good candidate for this week's Caption Contest, brought to you by our brand new advertiser West Marine (announcement to follow), and the best caption wins a $100 gift card, courtesy of West. Have fun!

I know it says farr40 Brad, but trust me it shrank.. What did you wash it with last night?

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"That's not what I meant when I said we need to point higher..." (facepalm)

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"Always remember...it takes three of you...to make up for one of me". My favorite T Hutch line in our Cat 3 vs Cat 1 discussion. That's some funny shit! :D

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"When I was a kid I used to race Optis down there.. and then later ..."

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"you put your right hand out you put your left hand out, you do the hoky poky and you turn yourself around......come on you guys sing!"

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