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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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El Mariachi

I've gone thru seven pairs of go-heads since February 4th....

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And other inane anarchial tweeteresque posts about your mundane, insignificant & boring un-accomplishments that didn't quite make the news today. But we know they're important to you, and we really wanna hear about them.....:lol:

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I went to a wedding last weekend and met family members that I did not know I had.

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

 

:lol:.....

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It's 95F with a heat index of 109 on the jobsite, I'm installing a 2-1/2" back-flow preventer out in this shit...don't tell the Ol' Lady but I'm gonna play hooky tomorrow and go sail, swim and drink cold beer...Maybe even do a little "bird watching"...

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finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

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That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning. If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

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finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity.......:lol:

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Hiked 12 miles today in northern UK Lake District from Orton to Kirkby Stephan. Rained like hell for an hour or so and off and on all day. Couple of Brits Mrs PB and I hiked with for a while said it was a summer shower and we haven't seen "rained like hell" yet. Shit! In Southern California we'd have been sandbagging! Tomorrow we do another 12 to Keld and we'll be 1/2 way through the 190 miles from coast to coast. 8 days down, 8 more to go. Wonderful experience so far.

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Last night I freed an alligator lizard that was stuck in a box in my shop. He was most grateful for my act of kindness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Saki found him under the palm tree.....

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

 

Go figure.

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

Do you remember Tiddies?

 

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.
Do you remember Tiddies?

 

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They're flaps.............go a heads is also acceptable. Thongs, zorries,, flip flops..........inlander words.

Sorry.

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

 

Go figure.

 

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

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Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

 

Go figure.

 

Or howe they saye Smithewickes!

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Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

 

 

You're doing it wrong----there's much better hoes on Craigslist....

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Why do I always grab a dog poop bag with a little hoe in it?

 

 

You're doing it wrong----there's much better hoes on Craigslist....

 

 

tee up noise!!! :)

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

 

You want Katie's phone number?....

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I took my umbrellas down on the porch last night.. they were calling for thunderstorms.

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

Happy Birthday

 

My hoop has a hole in it.....

 

Edit

 

Try wearing them on your feet Rico

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finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity....... :lol:

 

Thanks. I did not want to brag but it was on an old a classic J24, winds were variable at 0 to 4 knots. One of the gusts might have hit double digits. Everyone was ok though, we know what we are doing out here.

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.

and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"??? i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon! we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips. i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!

 

Oh and have a great time PB! :)

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

and when flip flops were thongs, thongs were what? g strings?

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"??? i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon! we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips. i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!

 

Oh and have a great time PB! :)

I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

 

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

and when flip flops were thongs, thongs were what? g strings?

Those thongs were not invented yet.

 

Shower shoes

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finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

Can you give the Ed a hand with his registration? He's having problems with the same event.

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I still call them thongs. My kids blush every time, and most others in the room jaws drop.

 

 

 

WTF is a Tojo?

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Flip flops

 

I remember when they were called thongs.

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"??? i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon! we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips. i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!

 

Oh and have a great time PB! :)

I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

 

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon wiki says it it was you bloody yankees who started calling back bacon (from the loin) canadian bacon. unfortunately for you right now, wiki also says that they eat back bacon almost exclusively in the UK...maybe ask for side bacon tomorrow morning and see if you can score a fix ;)

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That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning. If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth. I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond. 3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days. I think one of them gave me the finger. I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

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That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning. If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth. I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond. 3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days. I think one of them gave me the finger. I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.

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This is the type of nonsense thread that I enjoy

 

Good on ya Ricky

 

That's entertainment

 


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That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning. If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth. I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond. 3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days. I think one of them gave me the finger. I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.

No snakes. Fortunately our resident blue herons have not yet determined that pond pond has fish. Last time they did they wiped me out within 6 weeks.55 goldfish down to about 3. Did not know I was running a sushi bar.

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That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

 

Found three rabbits grazing in one of our flowerbeds out front this morning. If I could just teach the bastards to eat the grass instead....

Chipmunks dug up all my wife's crocus bulbs. Damn rabbit decided that the middle of my north lawn would make a perfect place to give birth. I now have a 10" diameter spot dug out of what had been a weed free lawn. Damn wild minks and raccoons have discovered the fish pond. 3 deer wandering across the yard in the last 3 days. I think one of them gave me the finger. I think our neighborhood coyote has gone on strike.

At least you don't find snakes in your pool.

No snakes. Fortunately our resident blue herons have not yet determined that pond pond has fish. Last time they did they wiped me out within 6 weeks.55 goldfish down to about 3. Did not know I was running a sushi bar.

Stepped out the back door Sunday afternoon and saw our resident woodchuck strolling, STROLLING, across the lawn between the potato patch and the tomato garden. Hello? There 165 pounds of Labrador, divided between two bundles of muscle and teeth who regard this as their territory. Best you scurry your furry fat ass if you're out in the daytime. Fucker.

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it rained here today and I was pissed, but wine made me feel better. Is that mediocre enough Boothy?

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Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for after afflicting us with Celine Dion.

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps. Don't play softball in them, no matter how drunk you are.

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Hey Rick how's the amazing techincolor cornbinder running?

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Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for, after inflicting us with Celine Dion.

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps.

 

Careful there, last time we got into a fight with the Canuckistanis, we didn't do too well...

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I'm not.a bacon expert like Kevin, but I think the British bacon is what Americans and Canadians call "fatback cut."

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Took a highly satisfying.dump.

 

 

Eh, what the hell, might as well be honest ... taking a highly satisfying dump.

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Watch your Ps&Qs, Chester; you Canucks have a lot to be sorry for, after inflicting us with Celine Dion.

 

BTW, in a far simpler time, they were called Jap Flaps.

 

Careful there, last time we got into a fight with the Canuckistanis, we didn't do too well...

 

1812? Bah, we were still in the Minor Leagues then. Now, the cast of Glee could run roughshod over the entire country.

 

And that's before James Cameron, William Shatner, Niel Young, Jim Carrey, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, the afore mentioned whiney-assed bitch, poutine, and a whole host of other indignities. Besides, they're just so phukin' Canadian.

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A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel. I think I'll give him a call in the morning....

 

 

Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops. So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.

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A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel. I think I'll give him a call in the morning....

 

 

Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops. So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.

But no doubt excited.

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Baby steps, Fred, baby steps.....

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Waldo just caught the glow in teh dark frisbee with all his feet off the ground five times in a row.

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Just saw the Kia Cadenza Girl again...

 

984052_504886056251436_1166507821_n.jpg

 

 

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Shucked 117 dozen Apalachicola oysters tonight at the oyster bar...fair to middlin' night for this time of year...

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WTF is a Tojo?

 

I just re-planted 3 St. John's Wart plants. That fucking squirrel is gonna die...

Thongs

 

fixed

 

(lets keep it rolling)

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Took a highly satisfying.dump.

 

 

Eh, what the hell, might as well be honest ... taking a highly satisfying dump.

 

 

Colorado Steamer ???

 

or like the Facking Huge SteamingBoat Colorado ???

 

either way where are you taking to ???????????

 

 

No Forget It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy: The original origin of BOHICA

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Last night I freed an alligator lizard that was stuck in a box in my shop. He was most grateful for my act of kindness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Saki found him under the palm tree.....

 

 

OK, I'll give it a shot.

 

After a minor delay of about 15 years, I finally cut some new wood pieces for the transom of my aluminum skiff. I got to the part where I needed to clamp everything to the boat to locate and drill holes, so I went to fetch the boat, which is on some sawhorses. I put it on the ground and turned it upright, at which point three baby birds came tumbling out of the bow. Looking up in there, I saw their nest, inverted but intact, and a fourth bird.

 

I gathered the birds in one hand, flipped the boat back up onto the sawhorses, and put them back in the nest. They seem to be doing OK.

 

baby-birds-alum-boat.jpg

 

 

The thought of tipping off my cat to their presence has crossed my mind, but I've waited 15 years, so a bit longer won't hurt.

 

Was that mundane enough?

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A police sergeant friend once told me about him blowing up a squirrel. I think I'll give him a call in the morning....

 

 

Oh...and in my world, they were always called thongs, then flip-flops. So...when women started wearing "thongs", I got very confused.

Good thing you were not here. You get two types to choose from, single or double-plugger.

Single are cheaper but the others don't blow out as easily when you are in a hurry.

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Counted the number of people I caught picking their nose while sitting in traffic on the 405... alarming!

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Well we finally got around to starting to level the back yard after cutting down six big trees last March. Lots of roots & rocks to dig up and/or cut out. Been raining every other day which makes it all a muddy mess.

Broke a tine off my tiller. Pisses me off as it is the second one since Winter when we dug that trench for the gutter and sump pump drainage.

The chipmonks have moved into the wood pile. They watch intently as I dig dirt. I believe they are mocking me. Cruel how those chipmonks can be.

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Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

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Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

Just get some spacers so the wheels are totally outside the fenders.

 

Or go for a lift kit to get your clearance: 1285866528_wheelspacer01.jpg

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy: The original origin of BOHICA

BOHICA?????

 

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It rained.

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I just got home from a colonoscopy, on my birthday.

 

Colonoscopy: The original origin of BOHICA

BOHICA?????

 

Bend over, here it comes again.

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Half sandwich and cup of soup or whole sandwich. Can't decide.

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Or howe they saye Smithewickes!

 

 

I usually say it "I'll have another"

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Just found out I've some tire x fender clearance issues on my little 5x8 utility trailer. Anybody know if can get away with just sawzalling them off? The tires protrude 8" outside & beyond the wooden trailer sides. I. e., they'd be fully exposed....

 

If duct tape was good enough for Apollo 17...

 

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I'm eating pistachios, remember when they were always dyed red?

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I

Just went to theocsl grocery store's blood testing day and bought myself the top

Of the menu full check everything the company will check,

 

Maybe they will find SA running in my bloodstream

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By the way, they pronounce "Kirkby" as "Kirby" and "keswick" as "kesick".

Go figure.

 

You'd a thunked that the fuking English would have mastered English by now....

I've decided they don't speak English..............and "bacon" isn't bacon. It's frigging Canadian Bacon..........imagine my disappointment.
and why oh fucking why is their some ham product out there that everybody else in the fucking world calls "canadian bacon"??? i'm a fucking canadian and we eat fucking bacon! we also grow the pigs, kill the pigs and process the pigs into fucking bacon...in strips. i don't even know what "canadian bacon" is but if you order bacon and you get fried ham STOP CALLING IT CANADIAN FUCKING BACON!

 

Oh and have a great time PB! :)

I've wondered that as well. What do ya'll call it?

 

And we are. All kidding aside the people here are very nice, met some great folks.

 

Peameal or back bacon.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peameal_bacon

 

Best sammies from the St Lawrence Market.

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Boiled some peanuts. Delicious. Before I tried it I thought it was worst idea. ever. I like them with cajun spices but my better half doesn't, so these aren't spicy.

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I just got some craving for sweets, so made caramel popcorn - with some added maple syrup - the last two nights.

 

Not as mundane as the tick I found on my hand this morning...who was actually in the process of biting me (red area below him)...and that's not as mundane as the fact that I found a new drug.

 

Actually, all of that other than the tick is pretty exciting.

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Wow!! The woman at the other gas pump is totally hot!!

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finished second in a race on a lake nobody knows about in a race that does not count

 

 

Ok Folks, now ^THIS^ is what I'm talking about! WFD, Len, may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity....... :lol:

 

"may your cup of life continue to overflow with mediocrity"

Oh, I'm going to get some mileage out of this blessing...

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Update. Sanding flat black wrought iron bistro set to prime & paint. Have 100+ year old 22 Winchester handy for the fucking squirrel. I have NEVER missed with this gun...despite the old fashioned sights. Bought it from a gunsmith in 1968. Hand checkered pistol grip and under stock, engine turned bolt, etc...looks brand new.

 

Oh btw...7 pairs of flip-flops in 4 months...really??? My usual foot wear around the 'ol homestead is a pair I bought in the 70's...still working fine. Ya can't beat REAL rubber. Tojo THIS!

 

I could use some help replacing a 20' facia with 5 lag bolted posts with rails etc that will want to fall on me on a balcony 12' up on the front of my house.......:-) I DO have a plan for the posts/rails that will want to succumb to gravity when I pull the old facia.....

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Wow!! The woman at the other gas pump is totally hot!!

 

That is truly an experience. In New England here, you only notice right about now when the tank tops start being the garb of choice.

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Tomorrow and Sunday I'm sailing an annual regatta that began in 1949 at a small YC that no one has ever heard of.

 

On a small river.

 

In New Jersey, directly across the river from the north eastern part of The City Of Brotherly Love where the unemployed catfish anglers will throw rocks at you if you sail to close to them. Because they love sailboats that much.

 

Where there will be a band at the party that will torture my sensitive ear holes with covers of Jimmy Buffet songs.

 

I petitioned Snooki to attend and award the NJ Governor's Cup to the winner butt she is having her immune system replaced this weekend and declined the invitation. I found a smelly hobo to take her place, which is appropriate the Commodore tells me.

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i'm enjoying this sundress season. with that said, women wearing "comfort" shoes should be illegal...

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Just woke from an afternoon nap. Found some cake frosting in the fridge and decided to eat it. Only about a tablespoon left anyhow. My wife asked me what I was eating with a screwed up look on her face. WTF is that about?

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in regards to the footwear topic, they're flops or flips but never flip flops... go-head is what you tell your broseph when he asks to borrow something

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Did you ever try running backwards in them...that's why they're go-heads...

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Just woke from an afternoon nap. Found some cake frosting in the fridge and decided to eat it. Only about a tablespoon left anyhow. My wife asked me what I was eating with a screwed up look on her face. WTF is that about?

 

you raided her pot laced stash.. have fun...

 

going to a beach party at the sailing club tonight... fucking nearest beach is a 6 hour drive..

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Tomorrow and Sunday I'm sailing an annual regatta that began in 1949 at a small YC that no one has ever heard of.

 

On a small river.

 

In New Jersey, directly across the river from the north eastern part of The City Of Brotherly Love where the unemployed catfish anglers will throw rocks at you if you sail to close to them. Because they love sailboats that much.

 

Where there will be a band at the party that will torture my sensitive ear holes with covers of Jimmy Buffet songs.

 

I petitioned Snooki to attend and award the NJ Governor's Cup to the winner butt she is having her immune system replaced this weekend and declined the invitation. I found a smelly hobo to take her place, which is appropriate the Commodore tells me.

I'd guess the Red Dragon Canoe Club, but maybe too far upstream? Dad belonged, I was very young.

 

TOG

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, so my dog Jack (pit bull) wants to go out and do his bidness before dawn,

 

I wait till he comes & sits @ the door, and let him in.

 

 

After a little while he wants out again, so I let him, and he's gone a long time, so I wander out to the back porch to see what he's up to.

 

He has something furry, and flips-it-up-in-the-air-&-chase-it.

 

( he does the flip-chase game in the house with his leather chews & furry toys all the time to amuse himself )

 

, so I figure he has one of his furry toys outside, and take a sip of my coffee.

 

, but when he picks it up this time I see a tail hanging down.

 

 

Set my coffee down, and go out,,, "give it here, Jack"

 

Ol' Gentleman Jack had killt hizself a RAT !! <_<

 

, so I take it away from him & tell him to go inside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

,, over the last couple of weeks, the score is 2 rats & 2 baby 'possums

 

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Am I the only one who glances at the odd looking solo drivers on the freeway----and then try to imagine what their mundane, inane & insignificant lives are like?.....

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Am I the only one who glances at the odd looking solo drivers on the freeway----and then try to imagine what their mundane, inane & insignificant lives are like?.....

Yes

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Not other drivers, but my neighbor.

BTW, is it wrong to tell your neighbor to go fuck himself?

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whenever visiting someone's place i promptly check the thread count on their linens and if its under 500 i leave

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whenever visiting someone's place i promptly check the thread count on their linens and if its under 500 i leave

 

 

Hmmm. I don't f'ng care if the t/count is only seven------as long as they're clean.....

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We finished installing the new Ensign deck core. Now we have to decide what to do with three buckets of sand. Maybe Gaston needs the sand for his Barbi Dolls and their beach volleyball court

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You could always make him a TexAss sand which and mail it to him at the Broward County jail.....

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Not other drivers, but my neighbor.

BTW, is it wrong to tell your neighbor to go fuck himself?

 

 

No, it's not. I have 6,395,822 neighbors here in Hell-A and I've pretty much have told all but seven of them to unkindly go jungle fuck themselves....

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